Tuesday Funny

[Ummgawa]

A fella walks into a Bass Pro Shops and is in the fishing hooks section. Salesman walks up and sez to the guy "Wow, those are the nicest fishing hooks we have available".

The guy just looks at him....

Salesman, " Fishing hooks like that, you must be quite the fisherman."

The Guy sez, "Well, I have wet a few hooks in my life"

Salesman, "Hooks that nice deserve to be cast from a new Rod and Reel"

The guy sez, "Yea, I guess you are right"

Salesman " New Rod and Reel needs the finest fishing line available"

"I guess so" The man answers.

Salesman "You'd probably get laughed at using that nice of a fishing rig without the newest fishing waders, creel, hat and fishing vest"

"I'd have to agree" The man sez.

"I bet you even have a boat, don't you? Salesman asked.

"It's old " The man replies.

"Got new boats outside"

"I'll take that one and throw in a new Motor and this boat will not fit on my trailer, so I need a new trailer to go with it" The man stated.

Salesman tallied up his bill and said "That'll be $41,000.00"

When the transaction was complete, the Salesman's manager said "Man, you are a Hell of a salesman, A Dude walks in looking for fishing hooks and you sell him Fourty One thousand dollars worth of merchandise"


"Well" the Salesman said " He actually thought this was a Wal Mart and was looking for a Box of Kotex for his wife"

"I told him-'Hey man, you are definately not getting laid this weekend so why not go fishing?'"