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Old 04-03-2007, 04:19 PM
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Talking fix my 710

Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

They all looked at each other, and one of the mechanics asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:

http://mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg
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Old 04-03-2007, 04:38 PM
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Kinda like the one about the lady at the FLAPS...Friendly Local Auto Parts Store for those in Rio Linda, with a note from her husband with the part written on it.She asks for a 28 oz. water pump...280Z...get it...
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Ummgawa
Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

They all looked at each other, and one of the mechanics asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:

http://mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg
Dude, that was my wife.....
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