Cutting grass and beer - Lateral-g Forums

**Ummgawa** · #1 07-13-2006, 12:51 PM

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair; drinking beer
and watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came
over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of Coors Light, wiped the cold foam from my
lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the
eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why
she cuts the grass."

**Bill Howell** · #2 07-13-2006, 01:01 PM

You wish!

**Stuart Adams** · #3 07-13-2006, 01:11 PM

Hdesign · #4 07-13-2006, 01:23 PM

I'm sure she's the same woman who would be the first to picket for women to be allowed to play golf in privately owned men's clubhouse league.

I like the hung part..very funny!