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Old 12-20-2013, 08:57 PM
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Default Jeff Foxworthy 'You might be a redneck at Christmas'
You can burp the entire chorus of "Jingle Bells."

You've ever left Santa Claus a PBR and a Slim Jim.

You ever had Christmas dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.

Your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.

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And what's wrong with a tree stand in my Christmas Tree???
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You can burp the entire chorus of "Jingle Bells."

You've ever left Santa Claus a PBR and a Slim Jim.

You ever had Christmas dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.

Your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.
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And what's wrong with a tree stand in my Christmas Tree???
I can picture you sitting up there with a toy dart gun and your wife & kids are hiding behind the couch wearing antlers
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