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Old 04-05-2013, 10:51 PM
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Default Something to ponder....

Just something to ponder.....
What deep thinkers men are.





I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.


Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."


I rest my case.
Time for another beer.
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Old 04-05-2013, 11:05 PM
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Well put
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Old 04-05-2013, 11:19 PM
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It's true! Because I just read it on the internet.
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Great conclusion. and when you tell all the Women you know

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