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Old 04-02-2013, 08:20 AM
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Conversation with my 10 y.o. son today @ 7:a:

Son: Hey Dad, what are those?

Me: They’re lug nuts. I gotta return them.

Son: How come?

Me: (trying to dumb it down) Well Son, I have a different thread pitch and need the right size. You know when a bolt and nut go together? The little lines are called threads and I need the right size to make them fit and hold properly.

Son: You mean to keep your wheel on your axles?

Me: Go to school Son
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:24 AM
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Good one! They are smarter than we give them credit for.
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^ Thx Greg. They really are.
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Put a wrench in his hand, he's ready!!!
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You must have thought you were talking to me again Ron.
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Good stuff Ron, my 1 year old son's first word was CAR! and my Twin 2.5 year old daughters want matching pink and blue Camaro's
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Conversation with my 10 y.o. son today @ 7:a:

Son: Hey Dad, what are those?

Me: They’re lug nuts. I gotta return them.

Son: How come?

Me: (trying to dumb it down) Well Son, I have a different thread pitch and need the right size. You know when a bolt and nut go together? The little lines are called threads and I need the right size to make them fit and hold properly.

Son: You mean to keep your wheel on your axles?

Me: Go to school Son
It probably went more like this

Ron: There lug nuts. I need to return them

Son: Again?

Ron: Go to school son.
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Old 04-02-2013, 09:09 PM
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You must have thought you were talking to me again Ron.
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It probably went more like this

Ron: There lug nuts. I need to return them

Son: Again?

Ron: Go to school son.
I resemble that remark Gae!

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Good stuff Ron, my 1 year old son's first word was CAR! and my Twin 2.5 year old daughters want matching pink and blue Camaro's
^ this is the point really Ry. It's not my kid. It's our kids, our families and our hobbies that make some sense out of all this madness...
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Those moments are priceless memories.
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