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Old 03-08-2006, 12:31 PM
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Can text be NWS?? I doubt it but better safe than sorry

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FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.
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I can't stop laughing...
Too funny!!!
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...and the worst part is most guys really want that. We are pigs by nature. Can't help that genetic programming... but somehow, we come back to reality.
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Yep, that about sums it up!
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