Grandfathers vs Grandmothers

[intocarss]

Especially for you Grandpas

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and
Grandfathers? Well, here it is:There was this loving grandfather who
always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on
weekends.Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old
granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- just
him
and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't
feel like being up at all.He knew his granddaughter always looked
forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife
came to the
rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
grandfather who was still in bed."Well, did you enjoy your ride with
grandma?" he asked. "Oh, yes, Papa, it was really wonderful. We didn't
see
a single asshole, long-haired piece of ****, horse's ass, blind
bastard, dip****, Muslim goat humper or son-of-a-bitch anywhere
today!"

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

[GregWeld]

Classic!

[WSSix]

hahaha awesome!