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Old 01-08-2012, 04:11 PM
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Default A San Francisco Love Story

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex... She spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles... Something she just loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"

"Because..." she replied...


"I really miss mine"


I told you it was a San Francisco Love Story
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Old 01-08-2012, 07:11 PM
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Lmao!
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Old 01-08-2012, 07:33 PM
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Eeeewwwwwww!!!!!!¡¡
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Old 01-08-2012, 07:36 PM
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That's hot.
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Old 01-08-2012, 07:52 PM
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Oh , that is NOT a happy ending......
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Excellent!
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Old 01-08-2012, 09:24 PM
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Old 01-08-2012, 11:56 PM
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OOOHHH!! Thats messed up!!
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OOOHHH!! Thats messed up!!
It sure is, but i just laughed my A-- off again....And this morning, i needed a good laugh....
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that was Hella funny
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