One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor,lawyer, and so forth.
But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher
prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him,"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the nomination of Hilary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
After the family shoots each other over that Z16, then you can get her for free!!!!!!!
This old married couple goes in for a physical. The man sees the doc first and sais sex is either hot or real cold, doc sais I don't know what that is but I'll ask the wife. Wife has her exam and the doc asks about the husbands complaint and she sais yeah that's because we have sex once in July and once in January!!
You are one funny Dude. Next time I drive through there I am looking you up.
Are you on the north or south side of Atlanta?
Old married couple are sitting on the porch and the wife gets up and slaps the husband. He says "What in the heck was that for?" She says "For giving me bad sex all these years!"
A few minutes later the Husband reaches over and slaps the crap out of his wife. "What was that for?"
Old married couple are sitting on the porch and the wife gets up and slaps the husband. He says "What in the heck was that for?" She says "For giving me bad sex all these years!"
A few minutes later the Husband reaches over and slaps the crap out of his wife. "What was that for?"
"For knowing the difference!"
LMAO!!
Jim is extremely entertaining to say the least! We had a great time in Vegas!
I use to live in Peachtree City, Ga on the south side about 14 years ago. I am in Charlotte and normally run through there on my way to Birmingham and Huntsville.
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