The Great American Cowboy
Cowboy: Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.
Cashier: Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?
Cowboy: Nah.... She ain't that ugly!!
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If it ain't buckin, chirpin & makin all kinds of bad noises, then I ain't happy
Accelerating is optional...........stopping is mandatory. Your car WILL stop one way or another.
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