Sieg
02-27-2015, 07:58 AM
Four guys have been going to the same golfing trip to St Andrews for
many years..
Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down
and tells him he isn't going.
Jack's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later, the three get to St Andrews only to find Jack sitting
at the bar with four drinks set up!
"Wow, Jack, how long you been here, and how did you talk your misses
into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since last night..
Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife
came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess
who?" I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles
and rose petals all over. Well she's been reading ‘50 Shades of
Grey’......
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and
cuff her to the bed, so I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So--- Here I am!
:unibrow:
many years..
Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down
and tells him he isn't going.
Jack's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later, the three get to St Andrews only to find Jack sitting
at the bar with four drinks set up!
"Wow, Jack, how long you been here, and how did you talk your misses
into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since last night..
Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife
came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess
who?" I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles
and rose petals all over. Well she's been reading ‘50 Shades of
Grey’......
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and
cuff her to the bed, so I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So--- Here I am!
:unibrow: