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fleetus macmullitz
12-20-2013, 08:57 PM
You can burp the entire chorus of "Jingle Bells."

You've ever left Santa Claus a PBR and a Slim Jim.

You ever had Christmas dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.

Your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.

:D

Rick D
12-21-2013, 04:53 AM
And what's wrong with a tree stand in my Christmas Tree??? :poke: :thumbsup:

Wissing72
12-21-2013, 08:33 AM
You can burp the entire chorus of "Jingle Bells."

You've ever left Santa Claus a PBR and a Slim Jim.

You ever had Christmas dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.

Your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.

:D

:lmao: "That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!"

intocarss
12-21-2013, 01:50 PM
And what's wrong with a tree stand in my Christmas Tree??? :poke: :thumbsup:

I can picture you sitting up there with a toy dart gun and your wife & kids are hiding behind the couch wearing antlers :confused59:

tones2SS
12-23-2013, 04:54 PM
Too funny!