A star tries to give back... again:)

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 6m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/388358329291911168)

"Signed over 7,000 autographs in past 3 days.

Been able to give away nearly 300 of them so far. Car windshields next."


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:tv_happy:

[fleetus macmullitz]

Just saw this...

Now he's dragged Vanna into his 'mess'. :shakehead:

5eToJPgDHtw&feature


lol

[WSSix]

That's funny. She's still gorgeous after all these years. Until recently, I never knew Sajak was so funny and witty.

[fleetus macmullitz]

From today; hopefully his dream comes true...lol

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 6m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/389434796880826368)

"Dreamed Progressive's Flo was mauled by Geico's gecko. It was actually a very pleasant dream."

[fleetus macmullitz]

Today's 'Patsy'... lol
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Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 8m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/390113760104304641)

Thinking of lowering $10K entry fee in order to increase followers. BTW, some of you are still behind in your payments.

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 3h (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/391287771098144768)

What goes on behind puzzle board?



http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k156/wnyjazz/Funnies/vannabackstage_zps60f43ecc.jpg (http://s87.photobucket.com/user/wnyjazz/media/Funnies/vannabackstage_zps60f43ecc.jpg.html)

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 2m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/392059362690097152)

Binge-watching Breaking Bad backwards from last episode to first. No spoilers please. Can't wait to see how it starts.

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 5m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/392724070623498240)

Joined PETA, thinking it meant "People Eating Tasty Animals."

Trying to get dues back.


:gitrdun:

lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 2m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/393408456805601280)

"I wonder if Maury Povich stays in touch with all of his guests."


:badidea:



:D

[Flash68]

Keep em coming Cosmo. :D

[Code510]

Keep em coming Cosmo. :D

Agreed. I never knew Pat was such a funny and witty guy. Wonder if his previous job was stand up comedy?

[fleetus macmullitz]

Well, here's what Pat posted as his 'bio'.

But I think it raises more questions than he answered. :_paranoid

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Pt14 #PatsTwitterBio (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23PatsTwitterBio&src=hash) Hired for “Wheel” in Dec 1981, and begins planning next career move, knowing show won’t last long.

Pt13 #PatsTwitterBio (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23PatsTwitterBio&src=hash) Hired in 1977 as local weatherman at KNBC in LA. Perfect choice because there’s usually no weather.

Pt12 #PatsTwitterBio (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23PatsTwitterBio&src=hash) Gets first TV job in Nashville in 1972. Wins 14 local Emmys. (Who's going to bother checking?)

Pt11 #PatsTwitterBio (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23PatsTwitterBio&src=hash) First 2 radio jobs at minimum wage ($1.80/hr at the time). Picketing fails to raise that to $15.

Pt10 #PatsTwitterBio (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23PatsTwitterBio&src=hash) Begins radio career. Later has Post-DJ Syndrome due to repeated exposure to Helen Reddy’s “I am Woman”

Pt9 #PatsTwitterBio (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23PatsTwitterBio&src=hash) Joins Army. Sent to Vietnam. Accidentally wanders into Hanoi. Frightening, but good to meet Jane Fonda.

Pt8 #PatsTwitterBio (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23PatsTwitterBio&src=hash) With career goals set, Pat graduates HS, attends college, majoring in Good Hair and Teeth.

Pt7 #PatsTwitterBio (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23PatsTwitterBio&src=hash) Fails auditions for all school shows because of “lack of talent.” Decides on Game Show Hosting career.

Pt6 #PatsTwitterBio (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23PatsTwitterBio&src=hash) Irritates other kids by demanding school makes suits and gowns the official dress code.

Pt5 #PatsTwitterBio (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23PatsTwitterBio&src=hash) Shows inquisitive side by asking first teacher if she’s married, where she’s from & if she has hobbies.

Pt4 #PatsTwitterBio (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23PatsTwitterBio&src=hash) Gets first spanking when he steals the R,S,T,L,N & E alphabet blocks from other kids.

Pt3 #PatsTwitterBio (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23PatsTwitterBio&src=hash) Natural entertainer. Drops diaper for neighbors. Mother dreams of political career for son.

Pt2 #PatsTwitterBio (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23PatsTwitterBio&src=hash) Named Bob Barker Sajak. On hunch, mother changes birth certificate to Alex. Later settles on Pat.

Pt1 #PatsTwitterBio (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23PatsTwitterBio&src=hash) Born 10/26/46 in Chicago. Very easy birth. Dr. Heimlich later adapts method to choking victims.

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:D

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 1h (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/394158333349097472)

Coolest birthday gift so far: wattage booster for electrified fence. And just in time for Halloween, too.

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 20h (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/393873175399768066)

Even though I'm turning 67 tomorrow, I try to remain hip, groovy and right on. Peace and love, bros.

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 25 Oct (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/393747457987080192)

Another birthday tomorrow. Party plans changed a bit when Fire Marshall nixed my cake. Looking for candle alternatives.

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 22 Oct (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/392814197332918272)

My PETA friends & I rescued snails from French restaurant. (Smelled good. Might have to rescue some foie gras later.)

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak)

Enjoying Bahamas beaches. Put conch shell to my ear...think I heard someone from NSA listening.

[fleetus macmullitz]

[/URL][URL="https://twitter.com/patsajak"]Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 8m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/395379244978552832)

"Doing a puppet show with Slim Jims. That might be enough wine for the night."


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:lol:

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 35m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/396478333543657472)

Spent a year-and-a-half in Vietnam, and this is as tough as I could manage to look! pic.twitter.com/Krc3RnReFp (http://t.co/Krc3RnReFp)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYCS8ZhCMAAlofY.jpg:large

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 20m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/396639454917451776)

"Autumn in LA. Vanna's sequins are changing color and falling to the ground."

[fleetus macmullitz]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000225356629/8a65a1a4a7df91a4ab7145d1add83cf4_normal.jpeg Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 23h (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/397865940991225857)
Quiet night. Just relaxing on the patio. pic.twitter.com/6xtH6I3wpA (http://t.co/6xtH6I3wpA)


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYWA9yFCMAEbLeD.jpg:large (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/397865940991225857/photo/1/large)

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) Lunch at Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles in LA. But added some collard greens to make a balanced meal.


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 6h (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/398131176981803008)
I think the eyes on my Neil Diamond Fathead are following me.


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 5 Nov (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/397756535952003072)
Taking a cue from the @NHL (https://twitter.com/NHL), I'm planning to jump Trebek and pummel him in an effort to fire up my staff and prove my manhood.

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 9m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/398478874977120256)

"We celebrity types have the right to speak up on any issue. The public has the right (and usually good sense) to ignore us."

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 15m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/400356568174047232)

Reportedly, great progress being made to fix ACA website. Press release delayed due to shortage of mimeograph fluid.




:stirthepot:

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 16m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/401190305283588097)

Trying to decide whether to upgrade from The Clapper to The Clapper Plus. Went through same dilemma with Chia Pets.

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 13 Nov (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/400731487013584897)

Yard sale this weekend. Vowels up to 80% off. All ceramic dalmatians must go. Loose sequins in bulk. Used name tag special.

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 13 Nov (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/400671615135932416)

Even though my CBS talk show was canceled in '90, I still tape it daily in my basement. Gallagher was great last night.

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 34m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/401826627924922368)

OMG, just spotted Alec Baldwin! Going to snap a few iPhone shots. Sure he won't mind.


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 53m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/401822004321329152)

(https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/401822004321329152) New deadline for ACA website fix: November 31.


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 7h (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/401719618772795394)

(https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/401719618772795394) Using my new "As Seen on TV" Ear Wax Vac to clean interior of my car. It does a great job, but might take all weekend.

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 2h (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/402448600161984512)

"Surprise call from Miley Cyrus agent. Wants her to fill in for Vanna, but thought of her licking letters just too repulsive."


:tv_happy:

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 42m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/402552169687027712)

"Monthly game show hosts sleepover tonight. Wink (Martindale) tells the scariest ghost stories."

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 21h (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/402879399659204608)

I keep following and then unfollowing @DalaiLama (https://twitter.com/DalaiLama). I just want to see how long it takes him to snap.

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 1m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/403970864401498112)

Storm Watch here in LA. Nearly an inch of rain in two days! HELP US!! Where's FEMA?! AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH.


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 24h (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/403612410012905473)

First show starting in 5 minutes. Just had a big bowl of gluten, and I'm ready to rumble!

__________________________________________________ ____________________

:D

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 46m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/404278841494872067)

Just signed up for ATA (Affordable Turkey Act). Government helps you choose bird and assigns approved side dishes.

[fleetus macmullitz]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000225356629/8a65a1a4a7df91a4ab7145d1add83cf4_normal.jpeg Pat SajakVerified account ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak)

(https://twitter.com/patsajak)

I'm so well known. Driving around, people honking, waving and yelling my name. And Wheelmobile is really fun to drive.


http://newsroom.mohegansunpoconodowns.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/03.jpg


:tv_happy:

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 6m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/405481880721453056)

To military families who are separated this week: Have a Happy Thanksgiving, and thank you for all your sacrifices. #USA (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23USA&src=hash)

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 3m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/405835749947228160)

"Can't believe I ran into my old high school shop teacher at the mall. He looked great! We hugged and high-foured."


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:D

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 1m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/406479388142608384)

Going to the mall soon. Anybody need anything?

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 5m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/407322176912519168)

"Nothing cozier than hot cocoa on a cool night, Christmas music, and watching the help trim the tree.


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lol

[glassman]

^^^^I got a good laugh outa that last one....

[fleetus macmullitz]

I sent him a reply. ;)


Skip ‏@TheBocaBreeze2 (https://twitter.com/TheBocaBreeze2) 1h (https://twitter.com/TheBocaBreeze2/status/407324673173495808)

Trebek trims his own tree; he's Canadian ya know....lol @patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak)

[WSSix]

lol, nice Skip!

[fleetus macmullitz]

Trey,

Sometimes he replies back.

But he's never offered his digits...

http://th167.photobucket.com/albums/u136/bleedinghART88/th_817107599_2AC11A2B49A7BB3A1F7A9C-1.gif


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 9m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/407717187009253376)

"Turns out it was a typo. It was supposed to be hope OR change."


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 14h (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/407511321798643712)

(https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/407511321798643712) "My application has been accepted! Beginning in January, my tweets will be delivered by drones. Heads up!"

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 10m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/409033190469144576)

"Already done over 12,000 steps today on my @fitbit (https://twitter.com/fitbit) and still haven't left my bedroom."


:D

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Uh oh...looks like Pat's got a 'lil nasty side to him.


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 16h (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/408801421740363778)

"It's easy to mock others. That's why I do it."


:lol:

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Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 4m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/409112271529336832)

"Yes, there are 3 Rs." "Sorry, no Ns." "Yep, 2 Ts." Just some of my clever remarks on "Wheel" tonight. Set your DVR.

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 7h (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/409720746009575426)

"Heading out to cut live tree for Christmas. I figure my neighbor's not going to miss one lousy palm."

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 7h (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/410136800523350016)

Can't decide whether to advise our viewers to get a reverse mortgage or to send a fee to Nigeria to get a big payoff.


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My take... Wheel of Fortune producers will attempt to purchase twitter and then 'shutter' it. ;)

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 6m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/410471021301358592)

"Meeting Snoop Dogg for lunch. There's this little quiche café he loves. A bit cool for the patio, but he always insists."


:lol:


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 3h (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/410566302491607040)

"Washington Redskins compromise: keep nickname but change logo to white guy with severe sunburn. There...my work is done."



:getout:

He's incorrigible. :D

[fleetus macmullitz]

https://twitter.com/patsajak

"Taping today. No time to tweet. Too busy selling vowels and spurning Vanna's advances."


Poor Vanna :waveflag:

lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak (@patsajak)
12/13/13, 10:58 PM

Auditioned for the Cirque du Soleil Seniors tour tonight. Pulled several muscles, but my Hoveround is working well.

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 13 Dec (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/411546746175516672)

Just figured out that, with my tape schedule, I've done "Wheel" the equivalent of 2-and-a-half years. Feeling refreshed!


**********************************************

Honesty from Hollyweird? That's odd. ;)

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 21h (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/412355780898091008)

"Great comeback win by Caps over Flyers, and they didn't even have to assault a goaltender."




(FYI- He's referencing this...)


uadzvjFDro8

[Shmoov69]

I have a friend that always says "I went to a fight the other day and a hockey game broke out"!
I just don't understand that game! But, then again I've never sat down and tried to watch it.

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 13h (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/412964266702929921)

'He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good.'


"Santa works for NSA?"

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 3h (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/413315087869280257)

"Creating large stockpile of tweets to allow messages to go out long after I'm dead. (No "You're alive?" tweets, please)"

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And...this actual tweet from the POTUS

[/URL]
[URL="https://t.co/FJ0ZyDsumE"]
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbuN8iJCMAA34dL.png (https://t.co/FJ0ZyDsumE)



... prompted a response from Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 10m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/413357289832071168)

"If I were sitting with #PajamaBoy (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23PajamaBoy&src=hash), health insurance would be way down on the list of things we needed to talk about."




:tv_happy:

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 8m (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/414435467988180993)

"Feeling like Scrooge getting tired of Christmas already. Then realized it's because it started just after Halloween."


Wow, Pat's :waveflag:already.

I'm guessin' Vanna isn't tho.

lol

[intocarss]

:tv_happy: :tv_happy: :lmao: :lmao:

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 19 Dec (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/413693089530642432)

"I wonder if this is a good time to pitch my "Vowel Dynasty" idea to A & E?"




:lol:

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak @patsajak

"You're so vain, you probably think this tweet is about you."

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Obscure 41 year old reference to a Carly Simon song.

Vowel Boy is dating himself.

:thankyou:

[cluxford]

Thanks for the delete, didn't even realise I posted in wrong thread...good catch

[fleetus macmullitz]

Thanks for the delete, didn't even realise I posted in wrong thread...good catch

You're welcome. :thumbsup:

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 1h (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/415341802162765824)

"Jack Frost is nipping at my nose. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)"

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 13h (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/415299574610149376)

"As soon as Santa finishes signing up at http://HealthCare.gov (http://t.co/VcraKhenn0), he's loading his sleigh and taking off. Merry New Year!"


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 22 Dec (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/414965799871205378)

(https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/414965799871205378)
"Pulling an all-nighter tonight. Binge-watching Season 3 of "The Golden Girls."


(And for some reason, this last one is my fav of the three here)


Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak (https://twitter.com/patsajak) 20 Dec (https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/414075718771810304)

"Please provide your phone number and home address. I will use only in emergency."


:badidea:

:lol:

[fleetus macmullitz]

Pat Sajak @patsajak

"Except for the shock of the @justinbieber retirement, it was a wonderful Christmas."


:lol:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

Let's resolve to be more understanding in the New Year. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his onesie.

@patsajak:

NY Times: All the news that fits, we print.

@patsajak:

Storing Christmas things and feeling melancholy. Just think, no more Christmas music until mid-October.

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:
Have already broken 4 of 5 New Year's resolutions. Hoping to break 5th one later tonight.
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:lol:


@patsajak: Traveled from Caribbean to East Coast today. Climate did change. That settles it; I'm a believer.

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak: Just bought into a pool to guess which msnbc host would have to apologize this coming week. Wish me luck!

@patsajak: Snow coming soon. At least it will cover up my carbon footprint.

@patsajak: Giving my ghost tweet writer a day off tomorrow. He goes back to Middle School on Monday.

@patsajak: Just shoveled a big-time celebrity's long and winding driveway. Damn one-percenters!

@patsajak: Wheel premiered on this day in '75 (thanks @HULEDET) with @chuckwoolery. I took over at end of '81 as teenaged boy ;-)

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:
For the record, I've never used steroids. Those amazing spins of the wheel all the result of hours of work in the gym.

@patsajak:
No red carpet at People's Choice Awards for me, but using red paper napkin on couch to catch my Pringles' crumbs.

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak: "Lane closures to settle political grudges? Kind of makes you long for Burr-Hamilton duel."

Pat goin old skool.

:lol:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak: Hope I'm not nominated for Golden Globe. At Arby's and can't possibly make it on time.

@patsajak: Reportedly, msnbc streamlining apology process by creating computer template for on-air staff.

@patsajak: DirecTV may drop @weatherchannel tonight! Who'll make up cute names for winter storms & provide global warming info?

@patsajak: "Wheel" starts in 10 minutes here in LA. I've already lit the candles on the shrine and poured the wine.

@patsajak: I'm enjoying Twitter, but I still don't understand why people can't use complete sentences and proper punctuation, and still manage to conve

@patsajak: May sound morbid, but planning my own funeral. I want a big crowd. Would the "wave" be inappropriate?

:tv_happy:

[intocarss]

Great stuff

[WSSix]

a wave at a funeral would be cool!

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:
Good news from New Jersey: all lanes to Super Bowl venue will be open.

@patsajak:
All these chores that need to be done at home are wearing me out. Writing these long lists for the staff is exhausting.

@patsajak:
Civil debate difficult when contrary opinion gets one labeled a "hater" or "denier." Equivalent of sticking out tongue.

[fleetus macmullitz]

Great stuff

:thankyou:

Glad you're enjoying it Jer.

I wasn't sure what kind of humor appealed to guys that fix racing trucks...

:peepwall:

:hello:


a wave at a funeral would be cool!

Trey,

You mean like this?

:animated_bye_bye_em

lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Hired Wendy Davis PR firm to redo my bio. Turns out I was orphaned. Then reform school, migrant worker. Very inspiring."


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Spot loves the snow."http://t.co/ZvuELIHUMM

lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"To tell you the truth, now that DirecTV dropped Weather Channel, I miss them standing in snow saying it's snowing."

[Ricochet]

Just chewed through this whole thread. Guy has a great sense of humor. I had heard that before about him - this validates it! Thanks for sharing Skip!

[intocarss]

Keep Em Coming :hello:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:
Watched 4 straight episodes of "Restaurant Impossible" on Food Network tonight. My life has lost all meaning.

[fleetus macmullitz]

Just chewed through this whole thread. Guy has a great sense of humor. I had heard that before about him - this validates it! Thanks for sharing Skip!

Brent,

You're very welcome. :thumbsup:

Keep Em Coming :hello:

Jer,

Vanna can turn letters, Pat can turn a phrase. :D

We'll see how long he can keep amusing us. ;)

:gitrdun:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

Bio update: took penicillin, didn't discover it. Admired Gandhi, but never arm wrestled him. Dad was Polish, not Comanche.

(Pat's referring to several politicians who lied in their bios recently.)

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:
"Can empathize with Bieber. I was wild kid, too. Mattress tag removal, jaywalking, overdue library books. You name it."

[glassman]

You really keepin that new name? too funny...

[fleetus macmullitz]

You really keepin that new name? too funny...

Mike,

Looks like the best I can hope for now is it's a work in progress...or just a real :badidea:.


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:
Word in weather circles that Janus and Kronos are partners. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[fleetus macmullitz]

nszyx-p2iPM&desktop_uri

@patsajak: "I don't care if game is over. Not leaving Dodger Stadium until Kings score."

But Kings fans got some 'Vin Hockey' though...so that's still #winning, right?


:tv_happy:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

Damn! Just about to settle in for SOTU when I remembered I haven't watered my Chia Pets. Big collection. Will take time.

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

Expected temperature for Super Bowl XLVIII at kickoff is about XXXIV°


@patsajak:

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to schedule State of the Union address on Groundhog Day?


:lol:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"My favorite tweets are when people care enough to tweet that they don't care about my tweets. Seems…oh…contradictory."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Looking forward to Letterman completing his guest-hosting gig so I can return to my CBS talk show."


:snapout: Patty...

lol

[intocarss]

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:
"NYC's run on mini hot dogs and Sterno cans traced to Smart Car drivers planning tailgate parties at Super Bowl."


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"My final Super Bowl prediction: 27-13."



lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Tried to pass on the freeway today, but was stopped by two Seattle Seahawks."


:D

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Feel sorry for those in the East who don't get The Weather Channel. They don't know what to call latest snowstorm."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Ok, I'll explain again: cold, snowy winters do not disprove global warming, but warm winters do prove it. Got it?"

[Code510]

@patsajak:

"Ok, I'll explain again: cold, snowy winters do not disprove global warming, but warm winters do prove it. Got it?"

Isn't that the truth!

[Ron Sutton]

Who knew Pat was so funny? Thanks for sharing.

[fleetus macmullitz]

Glad people are enjoying them Ron. :thumbsup:

@patsajak:
"My agent finally came through. Booked me on @jayleno next week."

@patsajak:
"White House argues CBO report on Obamacare is good news. Much Like Mt. Vesuvius has been good for tourism in Pompeii."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"I was in USSR in '88 when only Communist bigwigs did well. Now only mob bigwigs do well. Talk about your Hope & Change."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"After the 4 Olympic rings at Sochi, can't wait for 3-man bobsled, skaters doing their figure 7s, and the mono-athlon."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Glad A-Rod dropped suit against MLB. Finally realized it wasn't defamation of character, but definition of character."

:thumbsup:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Watched 3 episodes of @FoodNetwork's "Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives" last night. Gained nearly 5 pounds."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Visiting California wine country for a couple of days with designated driver. May be entering Twitter blackout period."

Peyton Manning wouldn't tolerate a "liquored up" kicker...

GILXUJa2l1w&desktop_uri

And syndicated TV watchers shouldn't have to put up with a liquored up wheel spinner.

:popcorn2:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Visited several wineries here in Napa. But other than diminished motor skills & minor slurring, no effect so far."

:snapout:

lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Well, we finished these grapes, so time to move to next winery."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Still in CA wine country, and I know the pitfalls of impaired tweeting, but I just want to say that I love you guys."

:lol:

I replied by telling Pat that I hate what he becomes during sweeps week. :shakehead:


:D

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Because of faulty heart icon, all my Valentine messages have spleens on them. Still, it's the thought that counts."


@patsajak:

"With ice caps melted, polar bears gone and kids no longer able to play in the snow, who's laughing now, huh?"


:lol:

[intocarss]

:thankyou: :hello:

[fleetus macmullitz]

:thankyou: :hello:

You're welcome Jerry. :thumbsup:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"I hope it's not too much trouble, but could you arrange yourselves alphabetically? Thank you."

@patsajak:

"Vanna's birthday today (Feb. 18th). You know how nice she seems on TV? Well, she's even nicer. We provide a nice contrast."


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Stepped out of shower this morning and caught my wife dressing me with her eyes."



:D

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Teeth cleaning today. My dentist uses nitrous oxide. I love him, but can't convince him that I need weekly cleaning."

__________________________________________________ _____________________________________

@patsajak:

"Feb, 1990: Hosting late night talk show on CBS. Feb, 2014: Tweeting about teeth cleaning. #CareerTrajectory"



lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"I finally received my permit to carry a concealed NutriBullet."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Just want to alert my millions of fans that I have no personal appearances coming up in the foreseeable future."


:lol:

[fleetus macmullitz]

Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice (lol)..Sajak posts a conciliatory tweet. ;)

@patsajak:

"If I win Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes this year, I will share equally with all of my followers."


:gitrdun:

[intocarss]

:trophy-1302:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Excited about attending my first Oscars ceremony tonight. Hoping no one notices my Cate Blanchett disguise."

:rolleyes:

lol


@patsajak:

"To those who complain that life is rushing by too fast, I'd suggest occasional viewings of last night's Oscars."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Foggy morning in LA. At least I think it's LA."

http://t.co/RmQEGZX879

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Technology is failing the president. First, glitches in the healthcare website. Now a faulty reset button."

:whenitsdone:


@patsajak:

"Well, whad'ya know? Turns out Putin is also a community organizer."


:popcorn2:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Just to clarify some Wikipedia errors: I'm not from Uganda, never wrestled in WWF or had surgical procedure in Sweden."

:secret:


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Thinking of tweeting my cell number if you all promise only to use it in emergencies."



:lol:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Celebrating show #6,000 with Vanna & Exec Producer Harry Friedman. (That's Vanna in middle.)"

:BlahBlah: :BlahBlah:


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"#CommonCor "



:lol:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Anyone have change for a Bitcoin?"



:D

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Hollywood movie moguls asking for CA tax incentives. Sometimes the bright sun of LA makes it hard to see the irony."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"New movement to ban the word "bossy." I would also like to ban "isthmus,"selfie," "uvula," and "Kardashian." "

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"My twitter feud with @DalaiLama is getting out of hand. I hereby quit in the interests of peace and love."



:D

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Thinking about joining Facebook. Stockpiling photos of food and cats just in case."

[intocarss]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :military:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"To boost career, planning to post, delete & apologize for offensive tweet later. Blaming hackers or prescription drugs."


:gitrdun:



lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Already spilled juice and missed a belt loop. With bad news coming in threes, I face the rest of the day with dread."


:badidea:


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Tonight's "Wheel of Fortune" features most amazing solve in my 30+ years on the show. No kidding."

HOuo_3UmIuE

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Truck stalled at county landfill in MD. Riding to dealer in tow truck. There's no business like show business."



:popcorn2:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Binge watching all 3 seasons of "Gilligan's Island" this weekend. Can't wait to see ending. No spoilers please."




OP- I got nothin'. :shakehead:



lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Gave The Rays' Joe Maddon a few managerial tips in Florida today. Think he was humoring me."

http://t.co/9HiTZ1zGeB

[BMR Sales]

@patsajak:

"Gave The Rays' Joe Maddon a few managerial tips in Florida today. Think he was humoring me."

http://t.co/9HiTZ1zGeB

Go Rays!

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"In East with more snow. Miss pre-climate change days growing up in Chicago. Always 65-70 with occasional gentle rain."


:tv_happy:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Trying to win a bar bet. Am I still hosting that game show?"

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Sorry to be skeptical, but I doubt White House story that Pope wore "Get Covered" pin & asked about Obama's bracket."


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Big shout-out to my agent. I'm booked for Monday's Piers Morgan show on CNN."

[WSSix]

haha, that's a good one.

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Signs that administration may be pulling ACA enrollment figures out of a hat. Latest number: 6 7/8 million."


:walkingdog:


:bump:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Happy April Fools Day. Sixth anniversary of one of Wheel's best moments."

BYvYtft5EmQ

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Some Twitter users won't activate location setting knowing that "My Mother's Basement" will show up in their tweets."


OPinion-some game show hosts are mean.

:lol:


@patsajak:

"To save space in future tweets, I will abbreviate term "cognitive dissonance" as cogdiss. Hope you're good with that."


Freakin wordsmith always wanted Alex Trebek's job. :shakehead:


:D

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"As expected, my phone rang right after Letterman retirement announcement. Unfortunately, call was for Conan."



:popcorn2:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Told my dog I was feeding him only natural, holistic food.

Not sure he could hear me over slurping of water from toilet."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Depressing moment today. Helped little old lady to cross street, then found out she's 6 years younger than I am."


@patsajak:

"People ask what I'll do after "Wheel." No problem. I'll sell my Beanie Baby collection, and I'm set for life!"

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Can't decide whether to fly down to Rio or just have some wine and string cheese and watch something on Netflix."


Unlike most Hollyweird types, this dude has a real life! ;)

[intocarss]

:bump: :hello:

[fleetus macmullitz]

:bump: :hello:

Megadittos my wavy friend.

:D


@patsajak:

"Good News! Beginning today, all my tweets will be gluten free!"

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"To me, spaying and neutering your pet seems excessive. It really should be one or the other."



:D

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Don’t know how he got number, but TSA guy who did airport pat-down last night keeps calling. He wants to have dinner."

:badidea:


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"I just measured my carbon footprint. It's a 10 1/2 D."

----------------------------------------------------------------

Who said game show hosts don't have depth?



:lol:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Weird dream last night. Progressive's Flo was mauled by Geico's gecko. Actually woke up smiling."

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hopefully this dream comes true...and then mayhem and the gecko whack each other. :twak:


:thankyou:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"FYI, will be hanging out on Chicago's WGN Radio tonight starting at 8:15 CT. (Kardashians must have cancelled.)"

------------------------------------------------------------

A humble star...

:D

[fleetus macmullitz]

To maintain my objectivity, I normally don't watch WOF (and Pat's ok with that...lol), but from what I hear tonite was hilarious due to a certain young 'wheelspinner' who could spell 'Achilles' but did this...

"Out came the now-notorious mispronunciation — A-chillus, with a hard 'A' — rejected by the show's rules and costing Batts a chance to win $1 million."

http://www.indystar.com/story/news/education/2014/04/14/iu-student-laughs-wheel-fortune-misfortune/7716143/


@patsajak:

"Thum nighths a hotht mutht bite hith tongue."


:tv_happy:

[fleetus macmullitz]

Since the hosting company mistakes cost us 8 days or so of pure gold here (lol), I'll post up a bunch of Pat's tweets that were lost...
__________________________________________________ ___

@patsajak: It's Earth Day. Watch for class action lawsuit on behalf of other planets.

@patsajak: I'll be stunned if McDonald's "Random Red Couch" campaign sells even one McAnything.

@patsajak: Programming note: Wheel's Mythology Week has been suspended indefinitely.

(Nice 'parting gift' from Pat to the now $1MM poorer college student who couldn't say 'Achilles...lol)

@patsajak: Annual Game Show Hosts Easter Picnic yesterday. Alex's new cole slaw recipe was awesome. Wink won Easter egg roll again.

@patsajak: According to census projections, by the year 2044, approximately 35% of all grandmothers will be named Tiffany.

@patsajak: George Orwell was right, other than missing by 30 years.

@patsajak: Due to construction, tours of my house suspended. However, tours of my other house still available.

@patsajak: 13 hours of virtually nonstop NHL playoff hockey today. Please don't call until 1 a.m. ET.

@patsajak: Happy Easter from @MaggieSajak, her father and a giant chick dressed as a bunny. http://t.co/rVhVcZOd0m

@patsajak: Firing up grill for 2nd annual Peeps® & Spam® cookout. Small group this year. A lot of 2013 guests must be traveling.

@patsajak: Too busy to hide Easter eggs this year. Luckily, we can smell the ones we couldn't find last year.

:badidea:

@patsajak: Damn the career consequences! I'm hereby proclaiming my heterosexuality!

:lol:

@patsajak: How could Lassie find the sheriff and let him know Timmy was trapped in mine, but I'm watching my dog bark at a leaf?

@patsajak: Reminder for tax deadline: If you think taxes are too low, the rates are merely legal minimums; feel free to send more.

:lol:

@patsajak: To cut out middle man, I've sent all my personal info directly to Google & I'll copy them on everything in the future.

:thankyou:

lol

@patsajak: Pat Sajak Museum progressing nicely. Just finished work on Hall of Hair Spray.

:shakehead:

[intocarss]

That's GOLD Cozmo GOLD!! :hello:

[fleetus macmullitz]

That's GOLD Cozmo GOLD!! :hello:

Thanks Jer. :thumbsup:


I was hoping you wouldn't say 'That's bitcoin, Cosmo, bitcoin!'

:BlahBlah: :BlahBlah:


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak: It's a quiet night at the Sajak house. Cleaning out corner curio cabinet. http://t.co/hh02RI6ApD


:popcorn2:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Nearest @WhiteCastle is hundreds of miles away and I'm really craving. Can't do frozen. They just don't slide the same."

:popcorn2:


@patsajak: You don't hear the word "festoon" much anymore.


:lol:

[fleetus macmullitz]

...aka Pine-aid-uhh. ;)

@patsajak:

"Sony Studio officials discovered pine tar on my spinning hand last night. Suspension hearing pending."


:animated_bye_bye_em


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"4 slices of bacon & 2 eggs fried in the grease. Peaceful Sunday morning interrupted only by sound of hardening arteries."


:whenitsdone:


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Thanks to Google and the NSA, I never have to feel alone."


:grouphug:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Just joined PETA (I think it stands for People Entertaining with Trained Animals). Sounds like a fun group!"


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Prediction: Next big "cause du jour" will be Plants Rights. No joke! (Can see posters now: Ficus have feelings, too!)"

@patsajak:

"Twitter shares drop 11% on Wall Street. Company considering lowering number of allowable charact"

@patsajak:

Rare photo of me giving away TV on 1950s black & white version of "Wheel." pic.twitter.com/SXj06TWX4w

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"You think the celebrity life is easy? My night shift sommelier just gave his notice."



:tv_happy:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Happened again. Asked waiter for fork and he said, "No problem!" I know it's no problem! IT'S A FORK! IT'A RESTAURANT!"

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"I fell prey to a con man when I moved to LA in the 70s. I still have boxes of Cuatro de Mayo t-shirts in my garage."


:popcorn2:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"There's something kind of pathetic about watching Californians forced to walk into stores carrying old paper bags." 09:31 EST

After obviously ignoring his PR firm's advice, he just posted this...


@patsajak:

"I suggest grabbing bunches of those plastic produce bags and taking them to checkout stand. #CivilDisobedience "


:lol:

[intocarss]

:thankyou: :king:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"To @BarackObama Thank you for visiting L.A. again today. Maybe another city next time? Yours truly, the drivers of L.A." 5/8/14 3:14 PM EST

@patsajak:

"To the driver who flipped me off this morning: You really should get rid of that "Coexist" bumper sticker." 5/6/14 11:53AM EST


(Note: I normally don't include the date and the time of Sajak's tweets. Thought today I should though. :lol: )

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

Skeet shooting in Hillsdale, MI. (Don't worry...they were free range skeet.)"
http://t.co/YHUPc1k0nA

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Designed my tombstone today. It reads, R _ P. Still debating including functioning wheel."


:popcorn2:

[Ron in SoCal]

Tell him to go buy a vowel.

[fleetus macmullitz]

Tell him to go buy a vowel.


@TheBocaBreeze2: 'Final answer?' -;) @patsajak


...was my reply.

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Still no organized protest campaign against unfairness of Mothers Day. I give it another year or two."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"The world would be such a wonderful place without human beings. Just animals breathing clean air & eating each other."



:tv_happy:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Help...climate changing...must send money to lots of places...a lot of money...hurry...time is short...not kidding..."


:drama:


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Sorry about food pic, but it's Loco Moco in Hawaii! How could I resist? #LightBreakfast http://t.co/Jsx8ttjwlO"

---------------------------------------------------------------------

(There's some funny tweets from Sajak I don't post here due to the political humor/sarcasm. Not that there's anything wrong with that...lol).

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Hawaii trip gave me great business idea. Edible leis! Instead of flowers, use raisins or small sausages. Can't miss!"



EDIT: first food pics, now lame leis jokes? IMHO dude was funnier before WOF sent him to Hawaii. Hopefully he 'recovers' soon.

:snapout:


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Grocery checkout agony: Do I destroy forests, strangle helpless sea creatures or use my own bacteria-laden containers?"


:headscratch:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Every device that beeps, buzzes or rings seems to take precedence over any actual living, breathing people in the room."


Sad but true...

[intocarss]

@patsajak:

"Every device that beeps, buzzes or rings seems to take precedence over any actual living, breathing people in the room."


Sad but true... SO TRUE

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Just found out the hard way at local sandwich shop that you're supposed to PUT MONEY IN the tip jar."

:goggles:

Yep!

svWjtDhGQFg

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Even though I told him it was settled folklore, my young nephew remains a Tooth Fairy denier. (Those kids today!)"

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"School kids throwing away much healthier food at lunch than I did."

:lol:


@patsajak:

"Just watched the latest "24" on DVR. I'm exhausted. Might have to watch an Andy Griffith episode to decompress."

:faint:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Later today I'll be tweeting my views on the subjects of nuclear proliferation and free-range chicken."



I think this guy enjoys being :goggles:


lol

[Code510]

I noticed he was trending on FB earlier today. He apparently stated that "global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists."

Not really sure what patriotism or race has to do with global warming haha.

[fleetus macmullitz]

I noticed he was trending on FB earlier today. He apparently stated that "global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists."

Not really sure what patriotism or race has to do with global warming haha.

He tweeted it too a few days ago, but I didn't post it.

But it explains this tweet today.

@patsajak:

"As most of you know, original Tweet was intended to parody the name-calling directed at climate skeptics. Hyperbole."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Thanks for all the nice tweets. Too many to answer, but appreciated. Leaving now for meeting of Flat Earth Society."



:walkingdog:


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Today this Vietnam Vet wants to salute our fallen heroes, all you Vets & our active and reserve military members."

[glassman]

:thumbsup: :flag2:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Cuando me desperté esta mañana me he encontrado a mí mismo hablar y escribir en español. Muy peculiar."

(OP-More work for this Gringo... :shakehead: )

Using Google translate... "When I woke up this morning I found myself speaking and writing in Spanish. Very peculiar."


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"I believe everything changed when Mr. Potato Head went to a plastic head instead of having kids rely on real potatoes."

lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Went bowling with Koch brothers tonight. Two surprises: they're lots of fun after a couple of beers & they rent shoes."

:captain:

:badidea:

Peyton Manning agrees...

GILXUJa2l1w




lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Didn't really bowl with Kochs. They probably don't bowl & certainly don't rent shoes. Will use smiley face in future."

"Recorded all three nights of The History Channel's "The World Wars" to watch this weekend. No spoilers, please!"

"There's apparently a new thing called Instagram that's all the rage. Will report to you when I find out more about it!"


OP rates these tweets 4 out of 5 stars...pass it on.

:walkingdog:

lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Thinking about supporting Term Limits (once I confirm they don't apply to TV Game Show Hosts)."


Isn't it nice that Vanna has let Pat keep his job this long? ;)

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Sometimes being on Twitter is like being in the Star Wars Cantina without a bouncer at the door."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Was just offered these snacks on the train. And, damn, my food taster has the day off! "

[intocarss]

:grouphug:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"This morning's yoga class was so relaxing. Felt even better when paramedics managed to unlock my legs."


@patsajak

"Finally got online climatology degree. Exams were tough, but had a cool spring break. Will tweet lecture schedule."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Just finished two days of clothing shopping in NYC for next season's Wheel.

Competing with Vanna is exhausting."

:badidea:

lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak

"Forget plot & action; most amazing thing about TV's "24" is how everyone always has great cell phone service."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Due to sluggish economy, considering vowel rental program for next season."


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"The @LAKings have never led in regulation and are still up 2-0."


Side note...I wonder if 'The Hoff' was there?

lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"The @LAKings might be good."


@patsajak:

"Really embarrassed at Tonys last night. Turns put you have to be in a play to win one."

:shakehead:

It seems the Kings nearness to winning a Stanley Cup is affecting Pat's sense of humor. ;)

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

Early today:

"You're Pat Sajak!"

"Yes I am."

"No you're not!"

"Yes I am!"

"No you're not!"

"OK, I'm not."

"Yes you are!"


:rolleyes:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Sorry, but I refuse to join either Thought or Speech Police until they get some really cool uniforms."


http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k156/wnyjazz/1%20Superleggera%2055%20Chevy/imagejpg1_zpsc18b78e9.jpg (http://s87.photobucket.com/user/wnyjazz/media/1%20Superleggera%2055%20Chevy/imagejpg1_zpsc18b78e9.jpg.html)

Uniforms...what could go wrong?

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k156/wnyjazz/1%20Superleggera%2055%20Chevy/75149493-f07a-4a4a-bcf9-d55a2802388d_zps8f251763.jpg (http://s87.photobucket.com/user/wnyjazz/media/1%20Superleggera%2055%20Chevy/75149493-f07a-4a4a-bcf9-d55a2802388d_zps8f251763.jpg.html)

:tv_happy:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Just got a doggy bag at a restaurant. Do I have a moral obligation to give my dog right of first refusal?"

[intocarss]

:thumbsup:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Had worlds worst @NHL bracket, but at least got Cup winner. Congrats @LAKings!"

@patsajak:

"Watched "Wheel" last night for first time in quite a while. I see we're in color now. I like it."

:popcorn2:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"We need to stop bringing lifesized cardboard cutout of me to contestant tryouts. Too many people prefer the cardboard."

:headscratch:

lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Congratulations to Alex Trebek for hosting more game show episodes than anyone. (Not bad for a kid from Sudbury!)"



Trebek never ages...never ever!


:sarcasm_smiley:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Watched "Godzilla" on my iPhone. He's much smaller than I thought."

:popcorn2:

[fleetus macmullitz]

Angry tweeter to Sajak...

@TecDem:

@patsajak climate denial isn't funny, it's dangerous. Accept @ForecastFacts' challenge to meet w MD resident facing climate impacts

Sajak's response...

@patsajak:

@TecDem Ok. Cool.


:lol:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Updated my Wikipedia entry to include my stint as rodeo clown."


Probably scared a lot of people. :shakehead:

dwHlko8X-uw


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Boy, they get testy in the drive-thru lane if you ask to have your Big Mac butterflied!"

:superhack:

lol


@patsajak:

"In order for world's fishing bait supply to be sustainable, all nations must cooperate. I believe in global worming."


:thankyou:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Stepped out of shower this morning and caught my wife dressing me with her eyes."

Ruh roh.

[Shmoov69]

LoL! I'll have to borrow that one!

[intocarss]

:thumbsup: :trophy-1302: :thumbsup:

[fleetus macmullitz]

:thumbsup: :trophy-1302: :thumbsup:

:hello:

@patsajak:

"I'm collecting wooden blocks with sappy sayings on them for July 4th bonfire. Donations accepted."


If I saw the attached ...I'd donate it. :shakehead:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Beginning today, all my tweets will be peer reviewed prior to being posted."


:popcorn2:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Remember when Letters to the Editor had to include real name and address? Funny how discourse was much more civil then."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Trying to talk @SIRIUSXM satellite radio into running audio replay of "Wheel" daily. They see flaws."


@patsajak:

"I must be careful. Pressure groups monitoring my feed. The red bee cross-pollinates. Hockey stick freezing. Plastics."


:lol:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"A Hawaiian 4th. Fireworks and sashimi later."


I thought it was my patriotic duty to respond. So...

@TheBocaBreeze2: Pat, does your wife ever get tired of Vanna always tagging along?#thirdWheel -;) @patsajak

:poke:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Planning to spew a great deal of carbon this week. Would help if each of you would cut back a bit. Thanks."


:wrongforum:


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Now that I'm older, I'm buying more sympathy cards than birthday cards. (Well, at least I'm the one buying them!)"


@patsajak:

Before & After & Before & After & Before & After : Hey Jude Law School of Fish Taco Bell Tower of London Bridge Loan

:shakehead:


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"I sure don't miss the old days when you had to physically paste wallpaper to your home phone. What a mess!"


Me thinks Pat been sniffin some of that wallpaper paste.

:badidea:


lol

[intocarss]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM wallpaper paste :idea:

[fleetus macmullitz]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM wallpaper paste :idea:

:peepwall:

Ooops...me thinks I should be more responsible in my posting topics.

:D
---------------------------------------

@patsajak: Having trouble finding LeBron James coverage on ESPN. Anyone know what's going on?

and...

@patsajak: Computer models have determined Wheel winners through 2024. May post results instead of taping shows. #SettledHangman


:buttkick:


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Sunday is always Open House Day for neighborhood kids. They seem to enjoy the challenges of the barbed wire & moat."


:ttiwop:



lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"No one was ever a bigger star for a longer time in both TV and movies. And a very sweet man, too. RIP #JamesGarner"

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak: Having lunch with Alex Trebek today (no kidding). We order first & then waiter tells us what's on the menu (kidding).

@patsajak: Nice lunch with Alex. And he sold me some life insurance for only pennies a day!

@patsajak: Sitting with friends (and Angel fans) at O's/Angels. Secretly wearing orange underwear.

@patsajak: About to take a nap. Please, no tweeting.

@patsajak: I'm up now. Please go about your business.

@patsajak: I'm with the Occupy Angels Stadium group tonight. Planning to trash our suite later.

-----------------------------------------

The ebb & flow of a wheel man's life apparently.

:popcorn2:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"I think I figured out why we're getting dumber. It's so easy to find everything that there's no need learn anything."


I think I have learned I should not comment on the above.


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Truth: Someone called from group asking me to be Man of the Year. Said I couldn't; they asked who else they could get!"


@patsajak:

"Searching Twitter for something to be outraged about. It's so much easier than, you know, actually doing something."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Crisis! Getting haircut before tomorrow's taping, and my Flowbee has jammed!"



lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"My favorite tweeters: They read a tweet, respond to it, call you names & tell you no one cares. The irony seems lost."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Talks between Kelly Ripa and AP to form Kelly Ripa's Associated Press have broken down over acronym issues."



lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Internet trolls are like modern-day bounty hunters, except for having worse morals & living in mothers' basements."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"I've got to get a bigger TV. Can barely see Judge Judy's gavel."


:computer:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"A nation's capital should not have a team with such an offensive nickname.

Please, NHL, no more Ottawa Senators."


:lol:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

My generation: first to damage eardrums at rock concerts & too vain for hearing aids. Favorite words: "Huh? What?"



lol


Or maybe this is the problem...

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"We add an odor to odorless natural gas for safety; we should add a motor sound to electric cars to hear them coming."

[intocarss]

:thumbsup: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Love new PC Dictionary. Lists all inoffensive words & phrases. At $1.95, a great buy, and, at 3 pages, easy to carry."


Truth!

lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Surprised to learn of my suspension by ESPN since I don't work for them."




I saw what he is referring to...Max Kellerman.

[intocarss]

I love this thread

[fleetus macmullitz]

I love this thread

Thanks Jer. :thumbsup:

I have so many people to thank; the hair and makeup artists, the stage crew, and my Mum... :BlahBlah: :BlahBlah:

Oh yeah, and

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"The world is less funny today."

[BMR Sales]

@patsajak:

"The world is less funny today."

How True! :(

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"We can make our meanings clearer by eschewing obfuscation & casuistry and by amalgamating disparate postulations."


NSFW

:disgusted:

???


lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"One week vacation. No cell. No computer. No tablet. Nirvana. Have a good week, gang!"


:badidea:

lol

[clill]

hDTOeHLfeWU

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Hard to believe it was 15 years ago today when the media had everyone in a frenzy as the dreaded Y2K approached."


Some :G-Dub: was made....some $$$ was lost.


:lol: