Its On Now......Friday Funny Part Deaux

[Ummgawa]

Sex had gotten boring between the wife and her husband. The Woman asked her sister for some advice and she gave her plenty. That night after they had their latest session the woman asked "Did you notice anything different about our Lovemaking this evening?"

"Yea" he replied..."You screw like your sister."

[camcojb]

Sex had gotten boring between the wife and her husband. The Woman asked her sister for some advice and she gave her plenty. That night after they had their latest session the woman asked "Did you notice anything different about our Lovemaking this evening?"

"Yea" he replied..."You screw like your sister."


:wow:

Jody

[TLWiltman]

Rodeo sex. Get saddled in real good. Tell her "You screw like your sister". See if you can hang on for 8 seconds.

[ArisESQ]

ok i've got one too then... calll it a saturday morning funny or something.

A police officer is waiting outside a bar for drunk drivers on a friday night. A young man, with his belt undone and pants falling around his ankles comes stumbling out of the bar, pisses on the side of the building, and trips over himself a few times. The young man approaches a few cars, tests his key on the door, notices its not his car, and moves on to the next.
The officer begins to radio in to the station: "Ok guys, I think I got a DUI coming up in a second... I'll keep you updated."
The young man hops into his car and goes screetching off. He swerves from lane to lane, leaves his blinker on for several blocks, and uncontrollably slams onto his brakes.
The officer, now realizing it is the perfect time to pull the young man over, swings into action. He turns his sirens on, and over his P.A. says: "Sir, pull the vehicle over to the shoulder immediatly."
The young man quickly obeys.
As the officer begins approaching the car, he notices that the young man has rolled his window down: "Good afternoon officer! What seems to be the problem?"
The officer is confused by the young man's composure: "Do you know why I pulled you over? Have you had anything to drink tonight?"
The young man quickly respons: "No sir! I don't drink officer!"
The officer pulls the young man out of the car and gives him a breathalizer test. Shockingly, the young man blows a .00
The officer looks at the young man, as confused as can be: "I don't get it..."
The young man quickly responds: "Oh well you see officer, I'm the DECOY."