Friday Funny

[Ummgawa]

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some Damn French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs.

She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more Damn French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away.


Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the Damn French toast."

[HAULNSS]

Boy, Friday Funnies just aren't getting the chuckles like they used? :_paranoid ( I still enjoy them, Jim!)

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:

"Two Prostitutes -- $50.00"

A policeman, seeing the sign,
stopped them and told them
they'd either have to remove the sign
or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:

"JESUS SAVES."

One of the girls asked the officer,
"How come you don't stop them?!"

"Well, that's a little different,"
the officer smiled . .
"Their sign pertains to religion."

So the two ladies of the night frowned
as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following night found the same police officer
in the area when he noticed the two ladies
driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest,
he began to catch up with them
when he noticed the new sign which now read:

Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter -- $50.00


:D

Randy

[Ummgawa]

Thanks Randy

If you enjoyed it I am happy. Waay too many people that are pissed at the world and need a laugh, even a small one. As long as Scott lets me post a Friday Funny, I am willing.

Jim