Ummgawa
08-16-2006, 08:16 AM
A guy was talkin to one of his buddies. "I took Sky Diving lessons last month"
His Buddy said "Really? How'd it go?"
"Well it went OK until it was time to make my solo jump"
'Did something go wrong on your solo jump?" the buddy asked?
"Well, kinda...when I went up to make my solo jump I got afraid and decided not to jump, and, the Skydiving company sent up an Ex-Military Bad ass Hombre who was Homosexual as the jump master for anyone that decided not to jump."
"How did he threaten you?" the buddy asked.
"He said he'd have his way with me if I didn't jump" The guy said.
"Did you jump?" the buddy asked.
"A little at first....."
His Buddy said "Really? How'd it go?"
"Well it went OK until it was time to make my solo jump"
'Did something go wrong on your solo jump?" the buddy asked?
"Well, kinda...when I went up to make my solo jump I got afraid and decided not to jump, and, the Skydiving company sent up an Ex-Military Bad ass Hombre who was Homosexual as the jump master for anyone that decided not to jump."
"How did he threaten you?" the buddy asked.
"He said he'd have his way with me if I didn't jump" The guy said.
"Did you jump?" the buddy asked.
"A little at first....."