The Wife won the Lottery!!!

[Ummgawa]

My wife came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

I said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out." :D

[KillaCamaro67]

oh shizzles!

how much did you win?.. the big boy money or the lil big boy money?

[JohnnyR]

oh shizzles!

how much did you win?.. the big boy money or the lil big boy money?

It's his friday joke.

-j

[KillaCamaro67]

i won a stiffy! :_paranoid

[BC69]

I have heard that joke before always told from the opposite perspective. Guy kicks out wife. After yor jokes yesterday, I am suprised you stated in that way!!! :lol:


Tim

[Ummgawa]

I have heard that joke before always told from the opposite perspective. Guy kicks out wife. After yor jokes yesterday, I am suprised you stated in that way!!! :lol:


Tim

Dude,

It's told from the same perspective, I'm just wiping the foam off the brew from indoors (beings the grass has already been cut). It's a Youngian thing. For you fillossifier types. :cool: