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out2kayak
05-06-2015, 07:03 PM
Cars existed way back in the time of the bible. It is written in scripture.The bible clearly states, that Moses had a ROD, and his brother Aaron had a ROD too. God must have had one also because David in the 23rd Psalm says “Thy ROD comforts me”.

People assume that WWJD stands for “What would Jesus do?”. I think they stand for What would Jesus drive? One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth, because the bible says his father drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury. Later in Psalm 83:15 David tells us that the almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to “pursue your enemies with a Tempest, and terrify them with your Storm. Perhaps God favors Dodge pick-up trucks, because Moses followers are warned “not to go up a mountain until the Ram’s horn sounds a long blast”.

Some scholars believe that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn’t like to talk about it. In the gospel of John, Christ tells the people “For I did not speak of my own Accord.”

Think any of the cars went around cones? :)

:cheers:

Che70velle
05-06-2015, 07:53 PM
Lol...and apparently Honda made a limo version, because in the book of Acts, the disciples were in the upper room in one mind and in one Accord...

Shmoov69
05-06-2015, 09:57 PM
LoL! :thumbsup:

Vince@Meanstreets
05-06-2015, 10:39 PM
I don't think that means what you think it means.....

XTRMEASURES
05-12-2015, 06:50 PM
This is great lmao

jarhead
07-01-2015, 04:16 PM
:lmao: Now I will watch out for the lightning that is striking outside the house as I laughed all the through this :lmao:

glassman
07-01-2015, 05:54 PM
Well its not a car, but it describes much of us here....

2 KINGS 9:20 NIV, "The driving is like that of Jehu son of Nimshi-he drives like a madman."

Shmoov69
07-01-2015, 08:50 PM
Well its not a car, but it describes much of us here....

2 KINGS 9:20 NIV, "The driving is like that of Jehu son of Nimshi-he drives like a madman."

LoL!