Got to love our Marines!!! Thank you!!

[Rick D]

Got this from Facebook had to share its sooo cool!!:military: :military: :military:

[fleetus macmullitz]

:military:

:tv_happy:

[CRCRFT78]

LMAO Thats F***ing Great. God Bless those that are serving in the Armed Forces.:military: :clap: :thumbsup:

[intocarss]

PERFECT!!!!!! :military:

[Spiffav8]

Little known U.S. Marine Corps Facts:
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Marines is called Logic.
There used to be a street named The Marines, but it was changed because no one can cross The Marines and live.
Some Marines have a grizzly bear carpet in their room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afraid to move.
The Marines have already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Some magicians can walk on water, Marines can swim through land.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Marine stories.
Death once had a near-Marine experience.
The Marine is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
A Marine won American Idol using only sign language.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Marines.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals the Marines allow to live.
When a Marine does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Prisons don't keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from the Marines, for now.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Marines.
When a Marine is born, the only person crying was the doctor. You never slap a Marine.
When a Marine throws you into a bottomless pit, you hit the bottom.
If a Marine's weapon were to ever run out of ammo, his weapon would continue to fire out of fear of disappointing the Marine.
Guns are warned not to play with a Marine.
A Marine:
...counted to infinity - twice.
...can build a house from the roof down.
...doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
...and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his trousers.
...can cut through a hot knife with butter
...doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the **** out of it.
...can slam a revolving door.
...will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
...once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
...once got bit by a rattle snake. After three days of pain and agony the rattler died.
...can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
...doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
...doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
...does not sleep. He waits.
...once made a Happy Meal cry.
...runs until the treadmill gets tired.
...doesn't mow his lawn, he dares the grass to grow.
...can give aspirin a headache.
Semper Fi!

[GregWeld]

^^^^^^ Those are awesome. My oldest brother is a Marine... I used to say he WAS a Marine... until he corrected me.

[fleetus macmullitz]

Curtis,

Not easy to top Chuck Norris, but even he would defer to the above 'factual feats'.

:thankyou:

[Sieg]

Curtis,

Not easy to top Chuck Norris, but even he would defer to the above 'factual feats'.

:thankyou:
OBVIOUSLY Chuck Norris is a Marine too!

If he isn't I'm not telling him.

[Rick D]

Curtis, I saw that one the other day as well very cool!! :military: :military: :military: :military:

[fleetus macmullitz]

OBVIOUSLY Chuck Norris is a Marine too!

If he isn't I'm not telling him.

He was named an honorary Marine few years back. :)

Chuck was Air Force, his brothers were U.S. Army and one was killed in Vietnam.

In Chuck's words for those interested...

"MY BROTHER WHO 'GAVE ALL' IN VIETNAM"

http://www.wnd.com/2007/05/41791/#qR0tIsTqYs5HJhKz.99

[Spiffav8]

Curtis,

Not easy to top Chuck Norris, but even he would defer to the above 'factual feats'.

:thankyou:

Curtis, I saw that one the other day as well very cool!! :military: :military: :military: :military:

I can't take credit for any of that. Spotted it on Facebook and had passed it along to a few Marine friends. I got a good laugh out of it.

My favorite. The Marines have already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

[Rick D]

I can't take credit for any of that. Spotted it on Facebook and had passed it along to a few Marine friends. I got a good laugh out of it.

My favorite.

Yup that's where I saw it, Facebook :cool:

[Vince@Meanstreets]

Curtis,

Not easy to top Chuck Norris, but even he would defer to the above 'factual feats'.

:thankyou:

seriously, even he agrees

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18r5j8pvufns0gif/ku-medium.gif

[tones2SS]

That's awesome.
God Bless our military. Marines, Army, Navy, and Air Force. May they return home safe. :flag2:

[syborg tt]

That's awesome.
God Bless our military. Marines, Army, Navy, and Air Force. May they return home safe. :flag2:

Thank you for sharing.

My Father-n-law is a retired Marine Colonel and served 3 tours in Vietnam and every Police action and war up till 1999 when he retired. I have tons of respect for this man and I hope I can always live up to his expectations as a Husband to his daughter and a Father to his Grand daughters.

[waynieZ]

Amen!

[66fury]

Great story

[AMSOILGUY]

I wake my son up in the morning for school yelling "revelry revelry revelry"

Semper Fi

[jarhead]

“We’re surrounded, that simplifies the problem.”

Lewis B. “Chesty” Puller, USMC

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r194/CattkeKing/Chesty_zps25b5bc8a.jpg


GOD Bless all our troops!

Joe

[BMR Sales]

Thank you for sharing.

My Father-n-law is a retired Marine Colonel and served 3 tours in Vietnam and every Police action and war up till 1999 when he retired. I have tons of respect for this man and I hope I can always live up to his expectations as a Husband to his daughter and a Father to his Grand daughters.

Because you know what happens if you F that up, right?:military: