Musclerodz
05-04-2006, 01:56 PM
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
>
>Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
>
>In order to keep the bank from re-possessing the ranch, they need to
>purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can
>breed their own stock. They only have $600 left.
>
>Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I
>decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and
>haul it home."
>
>The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and
>decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it
>for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town
>to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
>
>She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a
>telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our
>ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive
>out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains
>that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
>
>Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She
>realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
>
>After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to
>send her the word "comfortable."
>
>The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that
>you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out
>here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the
>word "comfortable?"
>
>The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll
>read it very slowly...........com-for-da-bull
Mike
>
>Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
>
>In order to keep the bank from re-possessing the ranch, they need to
>purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can
>breed their own stock. They only have $600 left.
>
>Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I
>decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and
>haul it home."
>
>The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and
>decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it
>for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town
>to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
>
>She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a
>telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our
>ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive
>out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains
>that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
>
>Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She
>realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
>
>After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to
>send her the word "comfortable."
>
>The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that
>you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out
>here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the
>word "comfortable?"
>
>The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll
>read it very slowly...........com-for-da-bull
Mike