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Ummgawa
04-10-2006, 01:02 PM
A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"


"Yes," he says, "I was in Vietnam for two years."


The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward

employment." and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"


The guy says, "Yes, 100%... a mortar round exploded near me

and blew my testicles off."


The interviewer tells the guy, " O.K. I can hire you right now. The

Hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow.

Come in at 10:00 A.M."


The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to

4:00 P.M. - why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"


"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first

two hours we stand around scratching our balls ... no point in

you coming in for that." :D

Bill Howell
04-10-2006, 02:07 PM
Funny stuff Jim. I was a Postal employee once upon a time, believe me, it is not like that really. There is a reason people go "postal". lol

rocketrod
04-10-2006, 04:22 PM
Funny stuff Jim. I was a Postal employee once upon a time, believe me, it is not like that really. There is a reason people go "postal". lol
You got that right When I was stationed in Iceland, while in the Air Force, I volunteered to help sort the mail (actually they called it casing). Man was that a bad decision. It had to be one of THE MOST boringest jobs I ever had. I couldn't imagine doing it for a living.

Musclerodz
04-11-2006, 01:01 PM
You got that right When I was stationed in Iceland, while in the Air Force, I volunteered to help sort the mail (actually they called it casing). Man was that a bad decision. It had to be one of THE MOST boringest jobs I ever had. I couldn't imagine doing it for a living.
How many pieces of mail can you get in Iceland?

Mike