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GregWeld
04-03-2012, 06:32 PM
You don't have to be an engineer to appreciate this story.





A toothpaste factory had a problem: they sometimes shipped empty boxes, without the tube inside. This was due to the way the production line was set up, and people with experience in designing production lines will tell you how difficult it is to have everything happen with timings so precise that every single unit coming out of it is perfect 100% of the time.

Understanding how important that was, the CEO of the toothpaste factory got the top people in the company together and they decided to start a new project, in which they would hire an external engineering company to solve their empty boxes problem.

Six months (and $8 million) later they had a fantastic solution - on time and on budget. They solved the problem by using high-tech precision scales that would sound a bell and flash lights whenever a toothpaste box would weigh less than it should. The line would stop, and someone had to walk over and yank the defective box out of it, pressing another button when done to re-start the line.

A while later, the CEO decides to have a look at the project. No empty boxes ever shipped out of the factory after the scales were put in place...very few customer complaints, and they were gaining market share. "That's some money well spent!" he says, before looking closely at the other statistics in the report.

It turns out the number of defects picked up by the scales was 0 after three weeks of production use. It should've been picking up at least a dozen a day, so maybe there was something wrong with the report. After some investigation, the engineers come back saying the report was actually correct. The scales really weren't picking up any defects, because all boxes that got to that point in the conveyor belt were good.

Puzzled, the CEO travels down to the factory, and walks up to the part of the line where the precision scales were installed. A few feet before the scale, there was a $20 desk fan, blowing the empty boxes off the belt and into a bin.

"Oh, that," says one of the workers - "one of the guys put it there 'cause he was tired of walking over every time the bell rang".

96z28ss
04-03-2012, 06:42 PM
its true sometimes the factory workers have the best ideas cause they are the one that work the line everyday. Always ask them first if they have any ideas.

RECOVERY ROOM
04-03-2012, 07:01 PM
Blue collar workers to the rescue..Good one

intocarss
04-03-2012, 07:51 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbsup:

SuperSport
04-03-2012, 08:56 PM
Love it!:thumbsup:

Vegas69
04-03-2012, 09:04 PM
Good story....:lol: And I do mean in the fictional section of Barnes and Noble.

parsonsj
04-04-2012, 11:29 AM
Funny stuff! As Todd said, fictional. The blue collar guys are often heroes in such stories.

WSSix
04-04-2012, 07:59 PM
Good story. KISS often works out well. Engineers are great at making things way more complicated than necessary. I should know. I am one, lol.

Now for a true story. Grain companies use sensors to test whether a seed is good or bad. The machine will then shot compressed air at a grain that tests poorly and cause it to shoot out of the way so that it does not get packaged and sent out. The machine does this at an extremely fast rate. Pretty much at the equivalent rate of you just pouring the grain out of a bag it will read all the grains and get the bad ones out of there. To me that's pretty damn cool but I'm a nerd.

youthpastor
04-04-2012, 08:00 PM
so true...so true!

Andrew
04-16-2012, 07:37 PM
that's great,
I agree with the fellow above your r&d is sometimes already bought and paid for in the employees, you just have to ask them.

Cread01
04-18-2012, 05:06 PM
ooh yeah. this one is going up on the board at work.