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Track Junky
03-18-2012, 03:22 PM
May The Smack Talk Commence :unibrow:

Track Junky
03-18-2012, 03:35 PM
OK, guess I'm going to start this one off.......

Dave, If you dont get a motor in on time maybe you can have Rich cut a hole in your floor boards and you can Flintstone around Buttonwillow.

Todd, you know I'm headed back for a little Payback of my own

Greg has probably hired Mario Andretti to train with and will end up kicking everybodies butt

Chris is probably thinking of every excuse to get out of this one

Carl is probably thinking of another way to make race fuel illegal for this event.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Vegas69
03-18-2012, 03:35 PM
2011 Buttonwillow Champion:patriot:

Is there anything else that needs to be said? :lol:

Flash68
03-18-2012, 03:42 PM
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[B][SIZE=4]Dave, If you dont get a motor in on time maybe you can have Rich cut a hole in your floor boards and you can Flintstone around

Hey I probably could still finish well like that with this crowd. :unibrow:

2011 Buttonwillow Champion:patriot:

Is there anything else that needs to be said? :lol:

Champion of what? The Race against 3 other people when you had "Illegal" tires? :lol:

I plan on kicking some serious ass come September... you guys better install your NOS systems for those straightaways...

Vegas69
03-18-2012, 03:50 PM
Last time I checked, Bill wasn't making the rules at this joint. Put some R6's on that Mutt. I'll still send you home with your tail between your legs and your dreams of being Cole Trickle crushed.:rofl: :rofl:

Track Junky
03-18-2012, 03:51 PM
2011 Buttonwillow Champion:patriot:

Is there anything else that needs to be said? :lol:

Lets go off of stats.......

It took you 7 laps to get to 2:18
21 laps to get to 2:14

It took me 4 laps to get to 2:17 and.........
I only got 12 laps in total for the day due to me and the car being out of tune

I'll be locked and loaded this year my friend!!:unibrow:

Track Junky
03-18-2012, 03:54 PM
Hey I probably could still finish well like that with this crowd. :unibrow:

Just as long as you cut holes in both sides with Rich pedaling on the passenger side and a Bud Light dangling in front of him :rofl:

Vegas69
03-18-2012, 04:04 PM
Lets go off of stats.......

It took you 7 laps to get to 2:18
21 laps to get to 2:14

It took me 4 laps to get to 2:17 and.........
I only got 12 laps in total for the day due to me and the car being out of tune

I'll be locked and loaded this year my friend!!:unibrow:

When you get 2 clean laps in 5 sessions due to passing every European and Japanes make and model manufactured since 1995.......

Flash68
03-18-2012, 04:17 PM
While you and Gonzo are washing your pretty cars and bench racing for all of Lat G to see, you're not gonna know what hit you.... an itty bitty small block with leaf springs.. :yes:

I'll have the NT01s on so it's not extra embarrassing. :woot:

GregWeld
03-18-2012, 04:37 PM
My crappy little Mutt has as much power as Todd's weighs about a third less and runs R6's....and I'll make no excuses for its setup. I'll let the BS begin AFTER we run. :unibrow:

Vegas69
03-18-2012, 04:47 PM
While you and Gonzo are washing your pretty cars and bench racing for all of Lat G to see, you're not gonna know what hit you.... an itty bitty small block with leaf springs.. :yes:

I'll have the NT01s on so it's not extra embarrassing. :woot:

You are going to wish you walked down the aisle and said "I do" instead of showing up for this ass whoopin.:lol:

Guys, we can't let a short old man in a canary yellow Mustang beat us.

Track Junky
03-18-2012, 05:02 PM
My crappy little Mutt has as much power as Todd's weighs about a third less and runs R6's....and I'll make no excuses for its setup. I'll let the BS begin AFTER we run. :unibrow:

Just be sure to leave the training wheels at home :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Flash68
03-18-2012, 05:23 PM
My crappy little Mutt has as much power as Todd's weighs about a third less and runs R6's....and I'll make no excuses for its setup. I'll let the BS begin AFTER we run. :unibrow:

What a beast that is... and all of this top notch driver training you are getting... that's a nice formula for high expectations... no pressure. :D

You are going to wish you walked down the aisle and said "I do" instead of showing up for this ass whoopin.:lol:

Guys, we can't let a short old man in a canary yellow Mustang beat us.

:lol:

You might take your car to Barrett Jackson and go buy a bike again after I'm done with ya. Better reactivate your account on the Harley forum. :D

Weld could be dangerous in that Muttstang.... literally.

intocarss
03-18-2012, 05:30 PM
:rofl:

I'm gona whoop all of ya all on a Lawn Tractor...



LTTTFMF's

sik68
03-18-2012, 05:37 PM
Even I ran a 2:17 on a clean lap guys...I will be impressed when I see a 2:10 from one of you heavy hitters.

I may be a BW as a spectator this year....I'll bring a white board with 3 columns:

NAME---BEST LAP---EXUSES

Track Junky
03-18-2012, 05:40 PM
Even I ran a 2:17 on a clean lap guys...I will be impressed when I see a 2:10 from one of you heavy hitters.

I may be a BW as a spectator this year....I'll bring a white board with 3 columns:

NAME---BEST LAP---EXUSES

DEEAAAAAMMMM..............YOU GO BOY :wow:

C'mon 2:20,,,,,own up

Flash68
03-18-2012, 05:40 PM
I may be a BW as a spectator this year....I'll bring a white board with 3 columns:

NAME---BEST LAP---EXUSES

:rofl:

Track Junky
03-18-2012, 05:49 PM
:rofl:

I'm gona whoop all of ya all on a Lawn Tractor...



LTTTFMF's

Just dont eat us :lol:

GregWeld
03-18-2012, 06:39 PM
I only got 12 laps in total for the day due to me and the car being out of tune

First excuse offered up for Siks white board???:lol:

Track Junky
03-18-2012, 07:38 PM
First excuse offered up for Siks white board???:lol:

Touche' :thumbsup: :lol:

intocarss
03-18-2012, 08:05 PM
Nuff said

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/real3/kart2.jpg

sik68
03-18-2012, 08:37 PM
DEEAAAAAMMMM..............YOU GO BOY :wow:

C'mon 2:20,,,,,own up

Okay okay 2:20...:lol: glad you caught that, exhibit A

Steven----2:20---Would have been 2:17 w/o passenger

Track Junky
03-18-2012, 09:05 PM
Okay okay 2:20...:lol: glad you caught that, exhibit A

Steven----2:20---Would have been 2:17 w/o passenger

Chalk that up on the white board :lol:

Nessumsar
03-19-2012, 11:05 AM
How bad are guys going to feel when a $8000 jalopy beats you? :wow:
Think about that! :faint:

:cheers:

sik68
03-19-2012, 11:52 AM
How bad are guys going to feel when a $8000 jalopy beats you? :wow:
Think about that! :faint:

:cheers:

$8030 when I have drive you to autozone for more brake hoses :P


Chris is leading us all on, the JCG test car is done and I found some video of him already testing at buttonwillow. First it's blue-balz, now it's black c***! :rofl:

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Cris@JCG
03-19-2012, 12:46 PM
This is getting good! All the trash talking is fricken funny!

Gaetano- I will be their.. no excuses.. Just got to seee which one of my pro-drivers is available that day! :lol:

Dave- The new car will be just a beater to putt around the track.. but will make sure I have details spray for to clean up our car between sessions.. :D

Todd- I will just make sure that Rich Burma is available so that you guys can get into a beer chugging contest again.. "To drunk to drive" but sure that you have some new excuses by then...

Jon- I might beat your budget on my car.. 10K if I am lucky!

Sik68- JCG Test Car can be refered to as "Saggy Balz" :lol:

Track Junky
03-19-2012, 01:32 PM
Thats awesome Chris, glad you will be there. Be sure you get the ride height nailed with "Saggy Balz". I'd hate to see anybody lose a nut. :rofl:

Chad-1stGen
03-19-2012, 06:56 PM
I just want to know why we have to wait until 2013 for the smack talk event!?! Why can't we make this an annual event which means we do one in 2012 too?

Vegas69
03-19-2012, 07:07 PM
I just want to know why we have to wait until 2013 for the smack talk event!?! Why can't we make this an annual event which means we do one in 2012 too?

Gaetano is just trying to trick everybody into thinking it's next year so he has a legitimate chance of winning in September. :unibrow:

Track Junky
03-19-2012, 07:26 PM
I just want to know why we have to wait until 2013 for the smack talk event!?! Why can't we make this an annual event which means we do one in 2012 too?

I was in my time machine when I wrote this. My bad. See you this September.

intocarss
03-19-2012, 08:43 PM
I just want to know why we have to wait until 2013 for the smack talk event!?! Why can't we make this an annual event which means we do one in 2012 too?

If Tracky is the only one to show up, he wins by default

67zo6Camaro
03-20-2012, 12:25 AM
Last time I checked, Bill wasn't making the rules at this joint. Put some R6's on that Mutt. I'll still send you home with your tail between your legs and your dreams of being Cole Trickle crushed.:rofl: :rofl:

Love it, Ok Im in if there is no Bill Rules around. Ill Bring something illegal anyway, just because that's how I roll.:D

Expect me to kick everyones butt!

CrossRamRich
03-20-2012, 12:27 AM
BERMEA! Dammit! :yes: And ya, Flash and I are showin up with some Frickin artillary!!!!! (spell check):_paranoid You'd better get yer guns ready cuz it's goin down like a porn star! C'Mon! Bring it! Anyone game fer that beer shotgun contest just step on up!:cheers:

Cris@JCG
03-20-2012, 09:13 AM
Brett- I don't know if a umbrella is illegal or will make you any faster!

http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af278/jcgrestoration/DSC_0364.jpg

Love it, Ok Im in if there is no Bill Rules around. Ill Bring something illegal anyway, just because that's how I roll.:D

Expect me to kick everyones butt!

Cris@JCG
03-20-2012, 09:19 AM
If Rupp shows up.. This what we should expect.. asleep @ the wheel!

http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af278/jcgrestoration/DSC_0432.jpg

This is what we will expect Todd be doing most of the time @ the event.. Sitting in his car trying to remember if he adjusted his valve lash!

http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af278/jcgrestoration/DSC_0289.jpg

67zo6Camaro
03-20-2012, 11:14 AM
^^^ LMAO ^^^

By the way the umbrella has NOS.... Just haven't had a need to use it yet.

Track Junky
03-20-2012, 01:00 PM
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af278/jcgrestoration/DSC_0432.jpg


Rupp is licking the salt off his hand because I just ate his lunch.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Chad-1stGen
03-20-2012, 03:22 PM
ha ha ha this thread is delivering!

DFRESH
03-20-2012, 09:33 PM
I need a little info from everyone please:

Where did you place on the Road Course at RTTC (you driving)

Tire sizes front and rear

Treadwear rating

Unless I have these, I cannot wage an effective smalk talking effort.


Here's mine;

16th (not including exhibition cars I believe)

225 19's & 275 20's

320 treadwear


OLJ

DFRESH
03-20-2012, 09:34 PM
Brett- I don't know if a umbrella is illegal or will make you any faster!

http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af278/jcgrestoration/DSC_0364.jpg


LOL Cris---nice. Fab 53 still outruns me with an umbrella open.

Track Junky
03-20-2012, 09:40 PM
LOL Cris---nice. Fab 53 still outruns me with an umbrella open.

Thats Bret? I thought it was Mary Poppins :lol: :lol:

CarlC
03-20-2012, 09:54 PM
If memory serves from last September a certain Payback car suffered from a severe case of Premature E-track-ulation due to an overheated lubrication system, hence only making a few "laps" in some sessions before having to pull out. Meanwhile, the Creampuff kept pounding away for every session delivering the goods to everyone that it took for a ride. I don't expect much to change for 2012:D

GregWeld
03-20-2012, 10:32 PM
If memory serves from last September a certain Payback car suffered from a severe case of Premature E-track-ulation due to an overheated lubrication system, hence only making a few "laps" in some sessions before having to pull out. Meanwhile, the Creampuff kept pounding away for every session delivering the goods to everyone that it took for a ride. I don't expect much to change for 2012:D



FIGHT!!!!




:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Chad-1stGen
03-20-2012, 10:36 PM
Wait I think I missed a thread or post or something. Who is the creampuff? er I meant who's car is the creampuff lol?

Vegas69
03-20-2012, 10:42 PM
If memory serves from last September a certain Payback car suffered from a severe case of Premature E-track-ulation due to an overheated lubrication system, hence only making a few "laps" in some sessions before having to pull out. Meanwhile, the Creampuff kept pounding away for every session delivering the goods to everyone that it took for a ride. I don't expect much to change for 2012:D

:lol: :lol: Hey, you can ride a donkey all day long but who doesn't want their turn on the high strung thoroughbred?

After riding in Carl's car last year at Buttonwillow, I deemed it the Cream Puff.

Vegas69
03-20-2012, 10:54 PM
I need a little info from everyone please:

Where did you place on the Road Course at RTTC (you driving)

Tire sizes front and rear

Treadwear rating

Unless I have these, I cannot wage an effective smalk talking effort.


Here's mine;

16th (not including exhibition cars I believe)

225 19's & 275 20's

320 treadwear


OLJ

You have an LS3, DSE Subframe, T56 Magnum, Speed Tech Torque Arm, and Speed Tech Floater in you garage. You also have 6 months to get it all installed. The only excuses we are going to allow on the white board are WHY you don't have all those fancy parts ON the car. :lol:

intocarss
03-20-2012, 11:02 PM
The sounds of Buttonwillow 2012???????????????????

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DFRESH
03-21-2012, 07:40 AM
You have an LS3, DSE Subframe, T56 Magnum, Speed Tech Torque Arm, and Speed Tech Floater in you garage. You also have 6 months to get it all installed. The only excuses we are going to allow on the white board are WHY you don't have all those fancy parts ON the car. :lol:

It will only be one

MONEY.

:lol:

CarlC
03-21-2012, 08:16 AM
It will only be one

MONEY.

:lol:

Bah!

I have a welder. If it can't be stuck on with that then it's not needed. Todd will pay for the roll of wire ;_)

67zo6Camaro
03-21-2012, 12:14 PM
Thats Bret? I thought it was Mary Poppins :lol: :lol:

"Orange Pumpkin!" Ha..... take that!:P

sik68
03-21-2012, 03:55 PM
"Orange Pumpkin!" Ha..... take that!:P

:lol: And inside is one bad seed

Vegas69
03-21-2012, 03:59 PM
Bah!

I have a welder. If it can't be stuck on with that then it's not needed. Todd will pay for the roll of wire ;_)

Anything to deprive Mr. Renner of his one legger excuse.:D

Bucketlist2012
03-21-2012, 04:04 PM
Ok. The newbie is working on his smack talk....Here goes...

I'd rather be a Cole trickle wanna be than a Old Dick Trickler who drives fast..

I am Old and Sick with Heart and Brain Issues,But My Dick don't Trickle, and I plan to come out there on a Leaf spring set up, and the factory 350 Lt-1, 4 on the floor,On a third of the budget, and be shoving up your A$$ enough to at least keep you paying attention..

Don't let the Shiny Paint fool you..28 year old paint...So I am ready to Run..

Running what I brung, no trailerqueen or team, or adjustments..No excuses..

But I don't think my Car will break like some of the cream puffs and chest puffers on this site...

I am on my Bucket List's... I have been to death's door a few times in the last three years. Not too worried about the after life...seen it..

You might want to get out of the way....Or be really, really Fast..

Being the newbie, that was my best smack for the day....What did you marshmellows think ?:cheers:

Track Junky
03-21-2012, 04:25 PM
Seriously bro, you ever think about a career in rap music? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Track Junky
03-21-2012, 04:32 PM
"Orange Pumpkin!" Ha..... take that!:P

:lol: And inside is one bad seed

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: You guys are killin' me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You guys need to get on Steven's white board and come up with some better material :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Bucketlist2012
03-21-2012, 04:37 PM
Seriously bro, you ever think about a career in rap music? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I was just going to edit and say, yes this is the same guy that has never been to a track.... A newbie talking smack...recipe for disaster...

Rap music ? Crap shoveling is more like it..

I am so the humble newbie, just trying to get track time and follow the lines, and stay out of the way, and not break my car or anyone else's...And meet you guys, and gals..

But I was just checking my smack meter...Because I can bench race pretty well..:willy:

Racing for real ? You may want to stay out of my way for your own safety...:cheers:

P.S. You Guys are going to run me over, But I will smack talk while I can...I will save my excuses for afterwards..:willy:

Nessumsar
03-21-2012, 04:42 PM
Well, we know its going to take more than my brakes failing and catching on fire to stop me! :rolleyes:

Can't say I'm proud of that though... :faint:

I'm not planning on needing an excuss this year, you boys are going down!

Track Junky
03-21-2012, 04:45 PM
Just playin' SolarGuy, glad you are joining in on our friendly rivalry thread and I look forward to meeting you :thumbsup: .

Bucketlist2012
03-21-2012, 05:05 PM
Just playin' SolarGuy, glad you are joining in on our friendly rivalry thread and and I look forward to meeting you :thumbsup: .

Thanks.. First I have to show up and one of these things..

This racing is easy behind the Keyboard, and all my parts stay fresh...

Boring.....This Summer, a beating is in order..I will trailer it home on AAA, if it breaks.

GregWeld
03-21-2012, 06:14 PM
I'm just going to bring my new toter home and stacker.... that way if you guys don't play nice -- I'll just go "home". :D

After this track session at Bondurant - she said I can get one! So Bondurant was "cheap"!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA


:woot:

Cris@JCG
03-21-2012, 07:30 PM
"PARTY" @ Greg's house!


I'm just going to bring my new toter home and stacker.... that way if you guys don't play nice -- I'll just go "home". :D

After this track session at Bondurant - she said I can get one! So Bondurant was "cheap"!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA


:woot:

Vegas69
03-21-2012, 08:49 PM
I'm just going to bring my new toter home and stacker.... that way if you guys don't play nice -- I'll just go "home". :D

After this track session at Bondurant - she said I can get one! So Bondurant was "cheap"!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA


:woot:

Don't forget the Keg and Strippers. :lol:

intocarss
03-21-2012, 09:50 PM
Leaf spring cars to the front Mutha Frickers!! LSCTTFMF

LM7_67
03-21-2012, 10:19 PM
y'all better watch out for the butter-my-nuts-yellow home-built supercar! :P




...as long as the torque arm stays together... :_paranoid

DFRESH
03-21-2012, 10:46 PM
No more one legger excuses from me---I really don't need to use it since I am consistenly ahead of most of the posi cars anyways.

If I can't stay ahead of someone at this event, i'll use the 225 fronts as the next most logical excuse.

Treadwear after that,

then motor,

then the "I don't have Weld money",

Investing 102

my ADD

etc---et al.

I can't put those other parts in the car---there's too much at risk now.

DFRESH
03-21-2012, 10:47 PM
Don't forget the Keg and Strippers. :lol:

You and Rich?

Matt@BOS
03-21-2012, 11:04 PM
You and Rich?

If Todd had been thinking of Rich when he wrote that, it would have said kegs - as in plural.

Matt

Vegas69
03-21-2012, 11:16 PM
:lol:

Bucketlist2012
03-22-2012, 12:12 AM
No more one legger excuses from me---I really don't need to use it since I am consistenly ahead of most of the posi cars anyways.

If I can't stay ahead of someone at this event, i'll use the 225 fronts as the next most logical excuse.

Treadwear after that,

then motor,

then the "I don't have Weld money",

Investing 102

my ADD

etc---et al.

I can't put those other parts in the car---there's too much at risk now.

One legger ?? I knight you ......" Pogo Stick "...

I am using my Brain Seizures, Strokes, and My Heart Condition, if I have to..

And I don't have Weld money...And my eyes are bad...And my reaction times suck compared to my Pre Stroke days...No more numbness in my clutch foot...So I can't use paralysis as an excuse anymore..

Also my interior is not done, and my paint is old...Also I may have a toothache..

I will think of more excuses, but I think being the newbie is enough for me to get My A$$ kicked..:lateral: :cheers:

Matt@BOS
03-22-2012, 12:25 AM
One legger ?? I knight you ......" Pogo Stick "...

I am using my Brain Seizures, Strokes, and My Heart Condition, if I have to..

And I don't have Weld money...And my eyes are bad...And my reaction times suck compared to my Pre Stroke days...No more numbness in my clutch foot...So I can't use paralysis as an excuse anymore..

Also my interior is not done, and my paint is old...Also I may have a toothache..

I will think of more excuses, but I think being the newbie is enough for me to get My A$$ kicked..:lateral: :cheers:

Half of those don't qualify as excuses. Repainting the car will add a few pounds, as does having a complete interior. Pull the tooth and you've lost a little more weight. Those are advantages.

I think I'll bring my 3800 lb pig of a Ford out to play. I'd take my Camaro out, but she is a temperamental bitch, and having a legitimate excuse, like, oh say, "my engine broke," really isn't that fun.

Matt

ironworks
03-22-2012, 12:30 AM
No more one legger excuses from me---I really don't need to use it since I am consistenly ahead of most of the posi cars anyways.

If I can't stay ahead of someone at this event, i'll use the 225 fronts as the next most logical excuse.

Treadwear after that,

then motor,

then the "I don't have Weld money",

Investing 102

my ADD

etc---et al.

I can't put those other parts in the car---there's too much at risk now.

Im thinking that if you installed any of those fancy begged and borrowed parts in your garage then you would have no excuses. At least this way you can always talk about what your car will be next year after you install that subframe that so far is just way to get Kyle Tucker to come to your party. Dont worry if you install those parts in black beauty and your still only top 10, then you can just tell people how fast your drag car would be had they not shut down the drag strips in LA.

Bucketlist2012
03-22-2012, 12:49 AM
Half of those don't qualify as excuses. Repainting the car will add a few pounds, as does having a complete interior. Pull the tooth and you've lost a little more weight. Those are advantages.

I think I'll bring my 3800 lb pig of a Ford out to play. I'd take my Camaro out, but she is a temperamental bitch, and having a legitimate excuse, like, oh say, "my engine broke," really isn't that fun.

Matt

I can wax the Paint... Pull the tooth....Problem/excuses solved..

LMAO...If I am not having a Stroke or a Seizure at that exact moment, I can't use those as excuses either.

No more paralysis..Another advantage..

Dang, you guys are a tough crowd..:lateral:

If they have to crack open my chest, or my skull, I am going to have to ask for a few second head start...:cheers:

sik68
03-22-2012, 09:57 AM
I think I'll bring my 3800 lb pig of a Ford out to play. I'd take my Camaro out, but she is a temperamental bitch, and having a legitimate excuse, like, oh say, "my engine broke," really isn't that fun.

Matt

:yes: Broken engine is a valid excuse. Just don't expect Flash to agree, he could have a chunk of the block hit him in the kneecap and would say it's "just some blowby".

67zo6Camaro
03-22-2012, 10:21 AM
y'all better watch out for the butter-my-nuts-yellow home-built supercar! :P




...as long as the torque arm stays together... :_paranoid

The only place that arm is going to fail is were I have not touched it yet. My work is solid..... Besides I'd be more worried about your driving skills as an excuse:rofl:

Nessumsar
03-22-2012, 11:18 AM
:yes: Broken engine is a valid excuse. Just don't expect Flash to agree, he could have a chunk of the block hit him in the kneecap and would say it's "just some blowby".

Aint that the truth? That boy likes his cars like he likes his women, loud, harsh, and smoking! Should have gotten himself a vegas hooker! Help a brother out Todd? :captain:

And speaking of Todd, he should have been a plastic surgeon with how much he "tunes" his car. "a little more here, a little less there, raise this up, make those bigger..."

Doug hasn't put those parts on his car so everyone will keep talking about him; because once they go on he'll be old news, and Mr. Popular can't have that!

Matt's a good jokester cause mind is quick an direct, too bad I can't say the same for his driving.

Roger's so big I don't dare cross him; and Greg's so short I'd feel bad for making fun of him. :(

Steven Steven Steven, I don't know where to start with you...

Tommy boy, could the hair get any bigger?

:woot: :cheers:

Track Junky
03-22-2012, 11:53 AM
No more one legger excuses from me---I really don't need to use it since I am consistenly ahead of most of the posi cars anyways.

If I can't stay ahead of someone at this event, i'll use the 225 fronts as the next most logical excuse.

Treadwear after that,

then motor,

then the "I don't have Weld money",

Investing 102

my ADD

etc---et al.

I can't put those other parts in the car---there's too much at risk now.

Note to Steven: Bigger white board

67zo6Camaro
03-22-2012, 05:07 PM
Yeah, I didn't make the list.:question: Is this a good thing, I don't know.

The Renner observation.... So, true.:_paranoid lol.

Watch what you say about Biggie and shorty, I heard they are part of the motomofia. They might send a hit man out.

And any time someone mentions hookers and/or plastic surgeon, I get giddy like a school girl... So, I'm on their team so they can deliver. You know the girls. You gatta have pit h... helpers at these events.... Someone to hold my umbrella.:rofl:

Aint that the truth? That boy likes his cars like he likes his women, loud, harsh, and smoking! Should have gotten himself a vegas hooker! Help a brother out Todd? :captain:

And speaking of Todd, he should have been a plastic surgeon with how much he "tunes" his car. "a little more here, a little less there, raise this up, make those bigger..."

Doug hasn't put those parts on his car so everyone will keep talking about him; because once they go on he'll be old news, and Mr. Popular can't have that!

Matt's a good jokester cause mind is quick an direct, too bad I can't say the same for his driving.

Roger's so big I don't dare cross him; and Greg's so short I'd feel bad for making fun of him. :(

Steven Steven Steven, I don't know where to start with you...

Tommy boy, could the hair get any bigger?

:woot: :cheers:

Chad-1stGen
03-22-2012, 06:40 PM
Well I picked up my Camaro from the shop today.

The quality of the work was so poor and there are so many problems with it that I've decided not to bring a knife to a knife fight.... I'm bringing a gun!!

Some searching on craiglist and I found this badass machine. I'm waiting to hear back on my offer. If the deal goes though you guys are definitely gonna need a bigger white board!

I give you the... BUTTONWILLOW DOMINATOR!!

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b349/greeds501/photo2.jpg

This thing is even fully track ready as evidenced in this picture!

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b349/greeds501/photo12.jpg

Fear me

Track Junky
03-22-2012, 07:12 PM
For real?

kyle_newman
03-22-2012, 07:59 PM
You guys are all in trouble! my 57 year old box is going to come and DOMINATE all of your "young gun" cars! Non stand a chance! So when your WHOLE rear view mirror is full of bumper and grill just move out of the way..... The Newman train is rolling through! Whoot whoot

Vegas69
03-22-2012, 08:02 PM
You guys are all in trouble! my 57 year old box is going to come and DOMINATE all of your "young gun" cars! Non stand a chance! So when your WHOLE rear view mirror is full of bumper and grill just move out of the way..... The Newman train is rolling through! Whoot whoot

I take it one of your bros is a better driver? :lol:

kyle_newman
03-22-2012, 08:20 PM
I take it one of your bros is a better driver? :lol:

my 2 year old son Kooper Clutch Newman will be driving, he's a better driver than you thats for sure!

Vegas69
03-22-2012, 08:26 PM
my 2 year old son Kooper Clutch Newman will be driving, he's a better driver than you thats for sure!

I'm assuming pro basketball wasn't on your mind the day you named your boy. :rofl: :rofl:

kyle_newman
03-22-2012, 08:35 PM
you and your tow truck better watch out!


http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd205/orangerider06/IMG_0414.jpg

Vegas69
03-22-2012, 08:37 PM
Awesome man! I bet he grows up and schools us both. Me a little less than you.....:lol:

DFRESH
03-22-2012, 08:55 PM
Well I picked up my Camaro from the shop today.

The quality of the work was so poor and there are so many problems with it that I've decided not to bring a knife to a knife fight.... I'm bringing a gun!!

Some searching on craiglist and I found this badass machine. I'm waiting to hear back on my offer. If the deal goes though you guys are definitely gonna need a bigger white board!

I give you the... BUTTONWILLOW DOMINATOR!!

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b349/greeds501/photo2.jpg

This thing is even fully track ready as evidenced in this picture!

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b349/greeds501/photo12.jpg

Fear me

I'm out.

DFRESH
03-22-2012, 09:19 PM
Im thinking that if you installed any of those fancy begged and borrowed parts in your garage then you would have no excuses. At least this way you can always talk about what your car will be next year after you install that subframe that so far is just way to get Kyle Tucker to come to your party. Dont worry if you install those parts in black beauty and your still only top 10, then you can just tell people how fast your drag car would be had they not shut down the drag strips in LA.

Hey, I resemble those remarks--and I wasn't top ten--top 16--it's important. Should I apologize now for driving your race car 1 second faster on the AutoCross than you did--on my first pass?

Here it comes-------Sorry.

Kyle and I were tight way before the subframe---we used to hang out all the time playing Dungeons and Dragons --he was the spellcaster and I was the thrallmaster---together we defeated many a gulfmoore.

Once I get the drag car running (:lol:), I will challenge you to a race--by then, one of the tracks should be reopened--and you can bring out your drag car----oops-----

And by the way, I don't see that you are coming to this event---why are you posting? Mods, please.

D

DFRESH
03-22-2012, 09:22 PM
Aint that the truth? That boy likes his cars like he likes his women, loud, harsh, and smoking! Should have gotten himself a vegas hooker! Help a brother out Todd? :captain:

And speaking of Todd, he should have been a plastic surgeon with how much he "tunes" his car. "a little more here, a little less there, raise this up, make those bigger..."

Doug hasn't put those parts on his car so everyone will keep talking about him; because once they go on he'll be old news, and Mr. Popular can't have that!

Matt's a good jokester cause mind is quick an direct, too bad I can't say the same for his driving.

Roger's so big I don't dare cross him; and Greg's so short I'd feel bad for making fun of him. :(

Steven Steven Steven, I don't know where to start with you...

Tommy boy, could the hair get any bigger?

:woot: :cheers:

Ok 4 wheel Compton Tub.

"MR. POPULAR"

DFRESH
03-22-2012, 09:25 PM
you and your tow truck better watch out!


http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd205/orangerider06/IMG_0414.jpg


Special K--that is an awesome pic---

Who in the Newman clan will be coming along on this trip? R u guys coming down for Del Mar in two weeks?

D

ironworks
03-22-2012, 09:39 PM
Hey, I resemble those remarks--and I wasn't top ten--top 16--it's important. Should I apologize now for driving your race car 1 second faster on the AutoCross than you did--on my first pass?

Here it comes-------Sorry.

Kyle and I were tight way before the subframe---we used to hang out all the time playing Dungeons and Dragons --he was the spellcaster and I was the thrallmaster---together we defeated many a gulfmoore.

Once I get the drag car running (:lol:), I will challenge you to a race--by then, one of the tracks should be reopened--and you can bring out your drag car----oops-----

And by the way, I don't see that you are coming to this event---why are you posting? Mods, please.

D

I knew you and KT went way back.

I have a buddy with a camaro with my name already written on the roof. ROGER LEE HOLDER, it has power windows still. I'm sure I could borrow it for pinks. But if I win you can keep all that barney purple stuff you have on the engine to try and hide the fact it's a small block under all the gay purple dinosaur engine dress up kit.

As far as signing up for the event, my wife has it on her list to cut and send a check. I just have no idea which car to bring. I might just bring my big rig and out class that El Paso Tex MEX pull rig you have out front of you house that you tried to say belonged to you neighbor with that boomerang radio antenna on the camper shell of you cut cab dually on 16.5" Boyds.

Just to be clear, you did beat my time but I would have thought you cut my time in half since everything on my car is twice as big and strong as everything on your car.

Engine 285hp vs 560hp
front tires - 135 spare tire vs 295
door gaps - 1/2" - 5/8" vs 1/4" -5/16"
Size of drivers ego - well Doug Renner - enough said - some hillbilly monster truck driver from Bakertucky.

Oh and the seats on my car are not actually from the space ship in the movie Flight Of the Navigator. Just sayin

Vegas69
03-22-2012, 09:45 PM
Holy **** man, that was funny. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

DFRESH
03-22-2012, 09:47 PM
Oh and the seats on my car are not actually from the space ship in the movie Flight Of the Navigator. Just sayin

Flight of the Navigator----:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I should have know better than to respond to your post---I'm way out gunned here.

Can't you and Todd do some more videos for this thread?

D

Flash68
03-22-2012, 10:00 PM
As far as signing up for the event, my wife has it on her list to cut and send a check. I just have no idea which car to bring.

So you won't be coming then since that list of checks to cut rarely gets done... :_paranoid

Just throw Greg's car together and get it ready by then... before he pulls it and takes it to Race Rodz.... or Competition Specialties... real shops who can get it done. :_paranoid

Aint that the truth? That boy likes his cars like he likes his women, loud, harsh, and smoking! Should have gotten himself a vegas hooker! Help a brother out Todd? :captain:

And speaking of Todd, he should have been a plastic surgeon with how much he "tunes" his car. "a little more here, a little less there, raise this up, make those bigger..."

Doug hasn't put those parts on his car so everyone will keep talking about him; because once they go on he'll be old news, and Mr. Popular can't have that!

Matt's a good jokester cause mind is quick an direct, too bad I can't say the same for his driving.

Roger's so big I don't dare cross him; and Greg's so short I'd feel bad for making fun of him. :(

Steven Steven Steven, I don't know where to start with you...

Tommy boy, could the hair get any bigger?

:woot: :cheers:

Jon, that was good shiat right there man. :lol: :thumbsup:

My Lil Kim Jong Il fiance is indeed a firecracker... but she made me give up the hookers and blow when we got serious. Go figure.

Well I picked up my Camaro from the shop today.

The quality of the work was so poor and there are so many problems with it that I've decided not to bring a knife to a knife fight.... I'm bringing a gun!!

Some searching on craiglist and I found this badass machine. I'm waiting to hear back on my offer. If the deal goes though you guys are definitely gonna need a bigger white board!

I give you the... BUTTONWILLOW DOMINATOR!!

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b349/greeds501/photo2.jpg

This thing is even fully track ready as evidenced in this picture!

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b349/greeds501/photo12.jpg

Fear me

Chad I assume the craftsmanship comment is true (hope not that) and really hope the rest isn't true. You could always go hang out with your buds on Socalterminator forum and buy a Mustang like Matt. :_paranoid




Can't you and Todd do some more videos for this thread?

D

Please, no more amateur hour with those videos.....

Shouldn't you be calling the Ring Bros or something striking a deal for their hood hinges for $10?

intocarss
03-22-2012, 10:54 PM
ROGER LEE HOLDER, it has power windows still. I'm sure I could borrow it for pinks. But if I win you can keep all that barney purple stuff you have on the engine to try and hide the fact it's a small block under all the gay purple dinosaur engine dress up kit.
If you're bringing Holders car, You got to add 1,800lbs, give 2 car lengths and the leave to Dfresh to keep it fair. Maybe borrow Roger's modified and make it a 3 way ..dirt track, drag racing and road course event!!

Day 1 ButtonWillow

Day 2 Famoso

Day 3 Oildale

:thumbsup:

Vince@Meanstreets
03-22-2012, 11:18 PM
Well I picked up my Camaro from the shop today.

The quality of the work was so poor and there are so many problems with it that I've decided not to bring a knife to a knife fight.... I'm bringing a gun!!

Some searching on craiglist and I found this badass machine. I'm waiting to hear back on my offer. If the deal goes though you guys are definitely gonna need a bigger white board!

I give you the... BUTTONWILLOW DOMINATOR!!

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b349/greeds501/photo2.jpg

This thing is even fully track ready as evidenced in this picture!

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b349/greeds501/photo12.jpg

Fear me :thumbsup: Sweet! these guys will need something to clean all the dust off the track.

Vegas69
03-22-2012, 11:22 PM
:D :D Px5oTe2x6O4

Vince@Meanstreets
03-22-2012, 11:31 PM
I knew you and KT went way back.

I have a buddy with a camaro with my name already written on the roof. ROGER LEE HOLDER, it has power windows still. I'm sure I could borrow it for pinks. But if I win you can keep all that barney purple stuff you have on the engine to try and hide the fact it's a small block under all the gay purple dinosaur engine dress up kit.

As far as signing up for the event, my wife has it on her list to cut and send a check. I just have no idea which car to bring. I might just bring my big rig and out class that El Paso Tex MEX pull rig you have out front of you house that you tried to say belonged to you neighbor with that boomerang radio antenna on the camper shell of you cut cab dually on 16.5" Boyds.

Just to be clear, you did beat my time but I would have thought you cut my time in half since everything on my car is twice as big and strong as everything on your car.

Engine 285hp vs 560hp
front tires - 135 spare tire vs 295
door gaps - 1/2" - 5/8" vs 1/4" -5/16"
Size of drivers ego - well Doug Renner - enough said - some hillbilly monster truck driver from Bakertucky.

Oh and the seats on my car are not actually from the space ship in the movie Flight Of the Navigator. Just sayin

I wouldn't go as far as gay but judging by the heat in here, it will be a close battle.

LM7_67
03-22-2012, 11:45 PM
The only place that arm is going to fail is were I have not touched it yet. My work is solid..... Besides I'd be more worried about your driving skills as an excuse:rofl:

if nothing else the sticker will hold it together!

that's it! that's Brett's secret! Fab53 stickers wrapped inside out around his tires!

LM7_67
03-22-2012, 11:46 PM
Aint that the truth? That boy likes his cars like he likes his women, loud, harsh, and smoking! Should have gotten himself a vegas hooker! Help a brother out Todd? :captain:

And speaking of Todd, he should have been a plastic surgeon with how much he "tunes" his car. "a little more here, a little less there, raise this up, make those bigger..."

Doug hasn't put those parts on his car so everyone will keep talking about him; because once they go on he'll be old news, and Mr. Popular can't have that!

Matt's a good jokester cause mind is quick an direct, too bad I can't say the same for his driving.

Roger's so big I don't dare cross him; and Greg's so short I'd feel bad for making fun of him. :(

Steven Steven Steven, I don't know where to start with you...

Tommy boy, could the hair get any bigger?

:woot: :cheers:

could your wheels get any bigger? :D :D

ironworks
03-22-2012, 11:49 PM
:D :D Px5oTe2x6O4

Well Todd you iust proved your just a one hit wonder. That one motived me to go straight to bed. You even used the Todd Akes voice for me. Are you losing it or did Kelly go to bed early and you had to come up with that one on your own?

Vegas69
03-23-2012, 12:08 AM
To far?

CrossRamRich
03-23-2012, 12:08 AM
Well Todd you iust proved your just a one hit wonder. That one motived me to go straight to bed. You even used the Todd Akes voice for me. Are you losing it or did Kelly go to bed early and you had to come up with that one on your own?

Todd, you are a genious!!!:thumbsup: LMFAO!!!!:rofl: WOOOOOO!!!:willy: We are still coming to get you.:yes: Hope your'e thirsty bro :cheers:

ironworks
03-23-2012, 12:11 AM
To far?

Not far enough to be funny. Your right the blonde tom cruise and danica patrick in her red camaro smoked me. Im fine with that.

Wanna try again?

Vegas69
03-23-2012, 12:15 AM
Not far enough to be funny. Your right the blonde tom cruise and danica patrick in her red camaro smoked me. Im fine with that.

Wanna try again?

I'll be there....

67zo6Camaro
03-23-2012, 12:25 AM
:rofl: :rofl: oh man I just wet myself and crapped my pants with that one. :rofl: :rofl: Todd you are my new hero... Renner you are out!

:D :D Px5oTe2x6O4

:cheers:

LM7_67
03-23-2012, 02:28 AM
Todd, you are a genious!!!:thumbsup: LMFAO!!!!:rofl: WOOOOOO!!!:willy: We are still coming to get you.:yes: Hope your'e thirsty bro :cheers:

it doesn't quench your thirst when you spill most of it down your shirt!!

Matt@BOS
03-23-2012, 11:31 AM
Chad I assume the craftsmanship comment is true (hope not that) and really hope the rest isn't true. You could always go hang out with your buds on Socalterminator forum and buy a Mustang like Matt. :_paranoid






Chad, that really sucks about the work on your car. Brett seems extremely capable though, and he's developing a track record for rescuing forum members' cars.

Dave. Socalterminator? Really?

SVT Performance is where it is at. GT500s are the best and they're way cheaper to mod hp per dollar than those cat fish fourth gens, or those old cars that just overheat. Hell a pulley and a tune alone will get me to 550 rwhp. I could destroy a ZR1 for a fraction of the price. If I wanted. I raced this black with white stripes low rider looking Camaro with huge wheels last night, and pulled 10 car lengths on him. Then I saw this Blue Camaro with Ford stripes. I raced him, and when I floored it, I left him in the dust. I saw a big cloud of smoke in my rearview mirror, so maybe he was just doing a burnout, because his car couldn't hook. Stupid Chevy. My Ford doesn't even hook in 6th, it's well engineered 8.8 posi axle means I can still accelerate will spinning. It's also possible his engine blew up because it is a Chevy. So much for old school Chevy power. Then some guy in a little Civic hatch pulled up next to me. I saw that it had Eibach springs. I have Eibach springs too, they make my car handle better than a Corvette. Anyway, Civic dude wanted to race lol. Why would I waste me time? My supercharger displaces more air than his entire engine. So, I pulled off the line real slow, like normal driving, where I shift from 1st to 4th because my awesome Ford engine has sooo much torque. You wouldn't believe it, the dude in the Eibach spring lowered Civic gave me the ricer fly by. WTF? I think I'm still going to count the Civic as a racing kill.

I also saw this R8 Spider with this little rich guy driving it. I was thinking of racing him, but I know his car has a V10. What kind of mods would I need to beat him, if any? Gears and a pulley maybe? I just want to be sure that I can walk him.

Please let me know what mods I might need. Thanx Guyz!

Cheers,

CameroKiller1000

-------------------------
Formerly 2005mustang.guy
Past rides:
2005 Mustang GT: 258 rwhp
1969 Camaro (engine broke on dyno so I don't know how fast it is)

Flash68
03-23-2012, 11:41 AM
Chad, that really sucks about the work on your car. Brett seems extremely capable though, and he's developing a track record for rescuing forum members' cars.

Dave. Socalterminator? Really?

SVT Performance is where it is at. GT500s are the best and they're way cheaper to mod hp per dollar than those cat fish fourth gens, or those old cars that just overheat. Hell a pulley and a tune alone will get me to 550 rwhp. I could destroy a ZR1 for a fraction of the price. If I wanted. I raced this black with white stripes low rider looking Camaro with huge wheels last night, and pulled 10 car lengths on him. Then I saw this Blue Camaro with Ford stripes. I raced him, and when I floored it, I left him in the dust. I saw a big cloud of smoke in my rearview mirror, so maybe he was just doing a burnout, because his car couldn't hook. Stupid Chevy. My Ford doesn't even hook in 6th, it's well engineered 8.8 posi axle means I can still accelerate will spinning. It's also possible his engine blew up because it is a Chevy. So much for old school Chevy power. Then some guy in a little Civic hatch pulled up next to me. I saw that it had Eibach springs. I have Eibach springs too, they make my car handle better than a Corvette. Anyway, Civic dude wanted to race lol. Why would I waste me time? My supercharger displaces more air than his entire engine. So, I pulled off the line real slow, like normal driving, where I shift from 1st to 4th because my awesome Ford engine has sooo much torque. You wouldn't believe it, the dude in the Eibach spring lowered Civic gave me the ricer fly by. WTF? I think I'm still going to count the Civic as a racing kill.

I also saw this R8 Spider with this little rich guy driving it. I was thinking of racing him, but I know his car has a V10. What kind of mods would I need to beat him, if any? Gears and a pulley maybe? I just want to be sure that I can walk him.

Please let me know what mods I might need. Thanx Guyz!

Cheers,

CameroKiller1000

-------------------------
Formerly 2005mustang.guy
Past rides:
2005 Mustang GT: 258 rwhp
1969 Camaro (engine broke on dyno so I don't know how fast it is)

:rofl: Nice. I should have separated the sentence structure a bit tho... Chad and I do know several guys from the SocalTerminator forum as we've gotten to know them at track days at Willow.... good guys even tho they are stuck with those Fords. :thumbsup:

Ask Chad about his "Camaro build thread" on the SocalTerminator forum. :_paranoid

Chad-1stGen
03-23-2012, 11:53 AM
Dude...

Just because your stupid Ford can't handle the insane power output of a Vtec motor doesn't mean you can spout of nonsense about 1st to 4th shifts and ricer flyby. I didn't even rev.... er I mean the Civic driver didn't even rev the motor up high enough for the cams to kick in haha!!

How much power does your Ford make per liter anyways? Never mind, it doesn't matter. V-tec > Ford.

96z28ss
03-23-2012, 02:31 PM
Wow this is turning out to be must see event. The smack talk needs to continue all thru out the event. This is some funny stuff right here.
I do have to admit Rodger is the master smack talker, pick your words wisely when smack talking to the tall man.

Bucketlist2012
03-23-2012, 05:52 PM
" The Thrilla in Button Willa"...

Flash68
03-23-2012, 05:55 PM
I do have to admit Rodger is the master smack talker, pick your words wisely when smack talking to the tall man.

The dude needs to be good at something I guess...

Sieg
03-23-2012, 06:09 PM
Wow this is turning out to be must see event. The smack talk needs to continue all thru out the event. This is some funny stuff right here.
I do have to admit Rodger is the master smack talker, pick your words wisely when smack talking to the tall man.

He may well be the master but it is obvious there are quite a few journeymen in the group. :thumbsup:

ironworks
03-23-2012, 06:17 PM
The dude needs to be good at something I guess...

When I sling the mudd I can back it up. I don't get on here and try to tell the whole world I'm Dale Jr like some of you. Because I'm not, I would actually rather be stuck at the shop try to build something else. But I am pretty quick with the wit on most days. So just know if you mess with the bull you get the horns.

Now back to My little buddy Todd. I'm curious how long of a running start you had to get with that cute little Tundra truck you pulled the 3800 lbs boat anchor in an enclosed trailer over the the grade out of Vegas. Did you have to drive all the way to Utah to get a running start to make it over the hill or did a friend of yours with an American made truck have to give you the Daytona two car draft to get up and over the hill? I realize you have kept the "TIOTA" Tundra truck of yours a secret and you only bought it after all the commercials on TV. That one with the fire sure makes you feel like it's almost American made. But come on a Toyota Tundra?


Oh let me guess, It's Kelly's.

Vegas69
03-23-2012, 06:43 PM
When I sling the mudd I can back it up. I don't get on here and try to tell the whole world I'm Dale Jr like some of you. Because I'm not, I would actually rather be stuck at the shop try to build something else. But I am pretty quick with the wit on most days. So just know if you mess with the bull you get the horns.

Now back to My little buddy Todd. I'm curious how long of a running start you had to get with that cute little Tundra truck you pulled the 3800 lbs boat anchor in an enclosed trailer over the the grade out of Vegas. Did you have to drive all the way to Utah to get a running start to make it over the hill or did a friend of yours with an American made truck have to give you the Daytona two car draft to get up and over the hill? I realize you have kept the "TIOTA" Tundra truck of yours a secret and you only bought it after all the commercials on TV. That one with the fire sure makes you feel like it's almost American made. But come on a Toyota Tundra?


Oh let me guess, It's Kelly's.

I bought KELLI's Tundra so it wouldn't strand us in the middle of nowhere multiple times. :D She was driving a truck when I met her, and she still likes to drive a truck. :thumbsup:

P.S. Middle of the Summer with the AC on, pulls both grades easily and the temp gauges DON'T MOVE.

ironworks
03-23-2012, 06:53 PM
I bought KELLI's Tundra so it wouldn't strand us in the middle of nowhere multiple times. :D She was driving a truck when I met her, and she still likes to drive a truck. :thumbsup:

P.S. Middle of the Summer with the AC on, pulls both grades easily and the temp gauges DON'T MOVE.


So let me get this straight, You use your soon to be wife's truck to pull your car to the the track? WOW. I'm kinda Speechless at this point.


I hope I have not gone to FAR. :_paranoid :D :D :_paranoid

Vegas69
03-23-2012, 07:02 PM
So let me get this straight, You use your soon to be wife's truck to pull your car to the the track? WOW. I'm kinda Speechless at this point.


I hope I have not gone to FAR. :_paranoid :D :D :_paranoid

Keep it coming big boy, you aren't going to hurt my feelings. I've spent 12 years dealing with the PUBLIC.:lol:

I take it hunting & fishing too....:D

GregWeld
03-23-2012, 08:05 PM
Toyota Tundra is made in America with 65% U.S. made parts.

If you're going to sling crap ya gotta get you're facts right.


Notice how quiet I'm being? :unibrow:

Flash68
03-23-2012, 10:25 PM
When I sling the mudd I can back it up. I don't get on here and try to tell the whole world I'm Dale Jr like some of you. Because I'm not, I would actually rather be stuck at the shop try to build something else.



Dale Jr? Naaahhh... no nepotism here...

I'd rather be like Danica anyway as she rarely finishes high and hits everything on the track except the finish line. :thumbsup: :lol:

I'll drive, and you just build lowriders. :D

DFRESH
03-24-2012, 12:38 AM
I hope my 96 Dually can still pull my trailer up the Grapevine with a car in it. I love the idea of driving the car to the track, however I am not riding with the AAA driver again for 4 hours if it decides to break.

I have taken a different view of taking your car to the track with a truck and trailer now----I would rather drive the car to the track or course--but it's a pain to have it towed 200+ miles on a flatbed.

Time to get the truck back in shape----geez, mo expenditures.

Vegas69
03-24-2012, 01:11 AM
Toyota Tundra is made in America with 65% U.S. made parts.

If you're going to sling crap ya gotta get you're facts right.


Notice how quiet I'm being? :unibrow:

Thanks for mentioning that sir.

Dale Jr? Naaahhh... no nepotism here...

I'd rather be like Danica anyway as she rarely finishes high and hits everything on the track except the finish line. :thumbsup: :lol:

I'll drive, and you just build lowriders. :D

Dale Jr. the best part of him was a stain on the sheet.

I hope my 96 Dually can still pull my trailer up the Grapevine with a car in it. I love the idea of driving the car to the track, however I am not riding with the AAA driver again for 4 hours if it decides to break.

I have taken a different view of taking your car to the track with a truck and trailer now----I would rather drive the car to the track or course--but it's a pain to have it towed 200+ miles on a flatbed.

Time to get the truck back in shape----geez, mo expenditures.

That Texarkana Silverado special has been paid for since 1999. If it blows up on the grapevine, leave it for dead and you are still ahead of the game.

Track Junky
03-24-2012, 01:29 AM
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l110/quickdraw3/Deer-popcorn.gif

intocarss
03-24-2012, 05:21 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/real3/racons.jpg

intocarss
03-24-2012, 05:23 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/real3/cid_X_MA1_1249607730aol.jpg

intocarss
03-24-2012, 05:42 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/real3/wEINERDOG.jpg

intocarss
03-24-2012, 06:16 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/real3/beachdog.jpg

ironworks
03-24-2012, 08:04 AM
Toyota Tundra is made in America with 65% U.S. made parts.

If you're going to sling crap ya gotta get you're facts right.


Notice how quiet I'm being? :unibrow:

I don't care where its made as much as where the profits go.

GregWeld
03-24-2012, 09:19 AM
I'm new to all this track stuff.... and just finished the Bondurant 4 day Grand Prix course (I've taken others as well)...

Their big track configuration is 1.6 miles and 15 turns.... I was running that in 1.16

I have no idea what that means or how it compares. Do you?

Vegas69
03-24-2012, 09:20 AM
Back to your regular scheduled program.

What will be the fastest time this year in our group? Last year it was a 2:14.1

I'm thinking 2:10-2:12.

Here's the track configuration and a Porsche running a 2:11 lap.
311a6wOHvs4

DFRESH
03-24-2012, 10:04 AM
Todd, you reminded me of the other purchase I would like to make before this event, a Go Pro-----

Any suggestions on which model and which accessories? Is everybody using the same model?

D

Spiffav8
03-24-2012, 10:26 AM
Todd, you reminded me of the other purchase I would like to make before this event, a Go Pro-----

Any suggestions on which model and which accessories? Is everybody using the same model?

D

Doug I've been looking at these and I think the GoPro Hero 2 looks like the winner. A buddy of mine uses one when he rides dirt bikes and the video quality is very impressive. It's a pretty hardy to boot. He's had some epic crashes and get offs. :lol:

Track Junky
03-24-2012, 10:39 AM
Back to your regular scheduled program.

What will be the fastest time this year in our group? Last year it was a 2:14.1

I'm shooting for 2:10's :thumbsup:

Sieg
03-24-2012, 10:44 AM
I don't care where its made as much as where the profits go.This is dated but interesting: http://www.tundraheadquarters.com/blog/2009/08/28/buy-american-truck-hypocrisy/
Kelli ain't no dummy, the new Tundra performs. :unibrow:

Threadjack..........
Long-time friend and varmint hunting buddy: http://youtu.be/Opv_qZ1ojPE
Took me two+ years to talk him into a Tundra then they give him the stage. Didn't take that long to talk him into the TRD supercharger though. :rofl:

Matt@BOS
03-24-2012, 10:44 AM
I'm new to all this track stuff.... and just finished the Bondurant 4 day Grand Prix course (I've taken others as well)...

Their big track configuration is 1.6 miles and 15 turns.... I was running that in 1.16

I have no idea what that means or how it compares. Do you?

I think that means you're about as fast as you are tall.

I remember an instructor saying fast drivers were under 1 minute, average drivers were around 1 minute, and slow drivers were in the 1:10 plus range. You sure that time of yours is right?

I didn't think they timed you over there. When I get out there I'll have to see what I run. The pressure is on. I need to do better than 1:16 now. If not, you have the right to joke about me moving as quickly as Bob Bondurant's old dog.

Matt

Ron in SoCal
03-24-2012, 11:12 AM
Threadjack..........
Long-time friend and varmint hunting buddy: http://youtu.be/Opv_qZ1ojPE
Took me two+ years to talk him into a Tundra then they give him the stage. Didn't take that long to talk him into the TRD supercharger though. :rofl:

Is that Todd's Dad? :D

ironworks
03-24-2012, 11:27 AM
This is dated but interesting: http://www.tundraheadquarters.com/blog/2009/08/28/buy-american-truck-hypocrisy/
Kelli ain't no dummy, the new Tundra performs. :unibrow:

Threadjack..........
Long-time friend and varmint hunting buddy: http://youtu.be/Opv_qZ1ojPE
Took me two+ years to talk him into a Tundra then they give him the stage. Didn't take that long to talk him into the TRD supercharger though. :rofl:


Just because we outsource almost everything in the US now days does not mean, It's Ok to just buy one more thing. The profits still serve another country beyond our own.

I'm sure my Toyota would handle everything I threw at it too if I was paid to say that in a commercial.

I'm really just rubbing Todd, But I also would never consider buying a Toyota Tundra. I live in the pick up truck capital of the world and The Toyota is the truck most prefered by soccer dad's. Farmers and oil guys still by Chevy and Ford. I had the worst pile of Ford Diesel for 5 years and would not have traded it for a Toyota, really.

Flash68
03-24-2012, 11:32 AM
Back to your regular scheduled program.

What will be the fastest time this year in our group? Last year it was a 2:14.1

I'm thinking 2:10-2:12.

Here's the track configuration and a Porsche running a 2:11 lap.
311a6wOHvs4

Sub-2:10 will win it in 2012. :thumbsup:

Todd, you reminded me of the other purchase I would like to make before this event, a Go Pro-----

Any suggestions on which model and which accessories? Is everybody using the same model?

D

As Curtis said, the Hero 2 is supposedly bad ass, but the video GW posted awhile back of his Banana Mustang using his Contour was very nice as well.

I'm shooting for 2:10's :thumbsup:

I'm shooting for 2:09 then. :D

ironworks
03-24-2012, 11:40 AM
I'm also willing to host the Saturday night pool party at my house. We The pool is not done yet but September is a long time away. According to Google maps my house is 33 miles from the track. There is a nice Hampton Inn (Spectrum Way) on the north end of town right near my shop that is a very nice place to stay and a straight shot out the track.

This picture is from January 2012.
http://i616.photobucket.com/albums/tt248/ironworksspeed/IMAG0038-3.jpg

Summer will be over but I bet the pool will still be somewhat warm.

Vegas69
03-24-2012, 11:42 AM
I've been less than happy with my Go Pro Hero HD. The battery life is a joke and it malfunctions all the time. I'd go for a different brand. The video quality is pretty good it's just screwed me out of to many good laps on camera.

Greg, based on my fuzzy math, you could be a contender. :unibrow: You aren't going to have 4 days to perfect it though. :D

Rodger, can I come? ha ha

Flash68
03-24-2012, 11:48 AM
As long as they're a curly Q slide going in, I am there!

And is the house close enough so I can do a Ron Burgundy cannon ball from the roof?

ironworks
03-24-2012, 11:55 AM
As long as they're a curly Q slide going in, I am there!

And is the house close enough so I can do a Ron Burgundy cannon ball from the roof?

No slide but plenty of rocks for you to bang your head on.

You could run from the roof but it's a good 40ft from the house to the pool. But I think you could make it.

Vegas69
03-24-2012, 12:00 PM
Dave & Gaetano, who's driving your cars? :rofl:

Flash68
03-24-2012, 12:00 PM
Dave & Gaetano, who's driving your cars? :rofl:

Obviously not you buddy! :rofl:

Vegas69
03-24-2012, 12:02 PM
:lol:

intocarss
03-24-2012, 12:07 PM
Todd, you reminded me of the other purchase I would like to make before this event, a Go Pro-----

Any suggestions on which model and which accessories? Is everybody using the same model?

D As Todd said the HD GoPro is not so great. I have had the 1st gen reg GoPro sports Hero for years and it works great. Been on every kind of race car and held up..JMOHO

67zo6Camaro
03-24-2012, 12:22 PM
Ya, I do... it still means you suck......:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

poke poke.

I'm new to all this track stuff.... and just finished the Bondurant 4 day Grand Prix course (I've taken others as well)...

Their big track configuration is 1.6 miles and 15 turns.... I was running that in 1.16

I have no idea what that means or how it compares. Do you?

67zo6Camaro
03-24-2012, 12:24 PM
Dude, how did you get that picture of me on the beach.

"un hu... now that's what I'm talkn about"

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/real3/beachdog.jpg

Track Junky
03-24-2012, 12:27 PM
Dave & Gaetano, who's driving your cars? :rofl:

I figured I'd put Chris G in there to give you a handycap :lol:

Flash68
03-24-2012, 12:27 PM
I'm new to all this track stuff.... and just finished the Bondurant 4 day Grand Prix course (I've taken others as well)...

Their big track configuration is 1.6 miles and 15 turns.... I was running that in 1.16

I have no idea what that means or how it compares. Do you?

No idea... the only thing I would have to compare would be Willow Springs is 1.8 miles and my best there was 1:28 on street tires. 1 day of course vs your 4 days. :D

Just bring that RACE car out and show us all how to drive... :lateral:

67zo6Camaro
03-24-2012, 12:39 PM
Man, everyone is so nice to Greg.... He left the door wide open to poke him. I must have gone to far with my post. Guessing he's pulling me off the will now.:faint:

No idea... the only thing I would have to compare would be Willow Springs is 1.8 miles and my best there was 1:28 on street tires. 1 day of course vs your 4 days. :D

Just bring that RACE car out and show us all how to drive... :lateral:

Sieg
03-24-2012, 12:41 PM
Just because we outsource almost everything in the US now days does not mean, It's Ok to just buy one more thing. The profits still serve another country beyond our own.

I'm sure my Toyota would handle everything I threw at it too if I was paid to say that in a commercial.

I'm really just rubbing Todd, But I also would never consider buying a Toyota Tundra. I live in the pick up truck capital of the world and The Toyota is the truck most prefered by soccer dad's. Farmers and oil guys still by Chevy and Ford. I had the worst pile of Ford Diesel for 5 years and would not have traded it for a Toyota, really.Completely understand your position, just tossing a little ammo Todd's way in the joust. :D

Disclosure - Family farm has Ford and John Deere. :yes:

Nice pool!

67zo6Camaro
03-24-2012, 12:45 PM
Ok, this is good insider information. I read it as the new 2:14 is a 2:10, and that means I will shoot for a 2:09, and someone will tell me that I ran a 2:14 only. Then the rules will change, and I will know that I ran something between a 2:10 and a 2:14..... That's good right? I can live with that..... It means I'm still pretty fast right....?

That's all I need to know.:D

Back to your regular scheduled program.

What will be the fastest time this year in our group? Last year it was a 2:14.1

I'm thinking 2:10-2:12.

Here's the track configuration and a Porsche running a 2:11 lap.
311a6wOHvs4

Vince@Meanstreets
03-24-2012, 12:57 PM
Just because we outsource almost everything in the US now days does not mean, It's Ok to just buy one more thing. The profits still serve another country beyond our own.

I'm sure my Toyota would handle everything I threw at it too if I was paid to say that in a commercial.

I'm really just rubbing Todd, But I also would never consider buying a Toyota Tundra. I live in the pick up truck capital of the world and The Toyota is the truck most prefered by soccer dad's. Farmers and oil guys still by Chevy and Ford. I had the worst pile of Ford Diesel for 5 years and would not have traded it for a Toyota, really.

Don't forget the huge tax credit and huger government kick backs the JA gov gets too.

Track Junky
03-24-2012, 02:06 PM
Here's a Vette pulling off a 154.7 on V-710's

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bRXnM_cljnk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Chad-1stGen
03-24-2012, 02:19 PM
Here's a Vette pulling off a 154.7 on V-710's



That is configuration 13 rather than 1 but damn that dude made that look like a walk in the park. I hate him...

intocarss
03-24-2012, 02:32 PM
I've never met Greg, Is this him??

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/real3/gregweld.jpg

Track Junky
03-24-2012, 02:48 PM
That is configuration 13 rather than 1 but damn that dude made that look like a walk in the park. I hate him...

Thanks for catching that Chad, CW 1 goes one loop further. Wonder how much more time for that loop. My guess would be around 7 seconds.

Flash68
03-24-2012, 03:17 PM
Back to your regular scheduled program.

What will be the fastest time this year in our group? Last year it was a 2:14.1

I'm thinking 2:10-2:12.

Here's the track configuration and a Porsche running a 2:11 lap.
311a6wOHvs4

I was curious so checked out that driver of the Carrera and he runs pretty often and has some class wins apparently, so apparently 2:11 ain't a bad lap at BW. His best lap at Streets of Willow a few years ago was 1:31 -- I was 1:28 on street tires -- so I revise my goal for BW down to 2:08. :D

Flash68
03-24-2012, 03:17 PM
Ok, this is good insider information. I read it as the new 2:14 is a 2:10, and that means I will shoot for a 2:09, and someone will tell me that I ran a 2:14 only. Then the rules will change, and I will know that I ran something between a 2:10 and a 2:14..... That's good right? I can live with that..... It means I'm still pretty fast right....?

That's all I need to know.:D

Just can't let it go can ya Brett. :rofl:

Flash68
03-24-2012, 03:34 PM
Happy Birthday Lumberjack Rodger Dodger. Do you have a fireworks show and Fighter Jet flyover scheduled for tonight? :cheers:

ironworks
03-24-2012, 07:29 PM
Happy Birthday Lumberjack Rodger Dodger. Do you have a fireworks show and Fighter Jet flyover scheduled for tonight? :cheers:

and monster trucks

Flash68
03-24-2012, 07:48 PM
and monster trucks

Is there an Import Class for Todd? :unibrow:

GregWeld
03-25-2012, 10:41 PM
Man, everyone is so nice to Greg.... He left the door wide open to poke him. I must have gone to far with my post. Guessing he's pulling me off the will now.:faint:



Nope --- Just busy playing golf in Scottsdale while the rest of you slave away...

Sucks to be you guys....Really sucks. :D

Vegas69
03-25-2012, 11:18 PM
Nope --- Just busy playing golf in Scottsdale while the rest of you slave away...

Sucks to be you guys....Really sucks. :D

What did you shoot?:unibrow:

Roadbuster
03-26-2012, 12:31 AM
Guys this tread is hilarious!

Mind if I join you guys? If not to run then to hang out.

If I run, here's my excuse: I only have a three speed. :D

Track Junky
03-26-2012, 05:19 AM
Guys this tread is hilarious!

Mind if I join you guys? If not to run then to hang out.

If I run, here's my excuse: I only have a three speed. :D

Come on out and join the fun :thumbsup: . Hmmm........3 speed.......We'll just put you in the one legger Renner class :lol:

Track Junky
03-26-2012, 05:27 AM
Nope --- Just busy playing golf in Scottsdale while the rest of you slave away...

Sucks to be you guys....Really sucks. :D

Easy tiger....dont get mad. You know we love you Greg. Group hug? :D

Sieg
03-26-2012, 07:10 AM
Easy tiger....dont get mad. You know we love you Greg. Group hug? :D

Group hug? Only if GW uses a step-stool........I'm not into Group Gropes. :D

GregWeld
03-26-2012, 09:16 AM
What did you shoot?:unibrow:



Sadly --- so poorly that I don't even attempt to write a score. Several times during the round - I was noting that "in every sport I know - high score wins.... right?"

Yesterday would be the second time I've played a round in a year - Friday being the first in a year.

I have zero expectations of doing anything other than making contact.

I have engaged counsel to defend against the 3 neighbors homes where some minimal damage occurred.:rofl:

sik68
03-26-2012, 10:05 AM
I have zero expectations of doing anything other than making contact.

I have engaged counsel to defend against the 3 neighbors homes where some minimal damage occurred.:rofl:

Is this the way you golf and race? In either case we're going to blame the driver. I'll bring an additional stack of "incident report" forms for you.

Vegas69
03-26-2012, 10:09 AM
Sadly --- so poorly that I don't even attempt to write a score. Several times during the round - I was noting that "in every sport I know - high score wins.... right?"

Yesterday would be the second time I've played a round in a year - Friday being the first in a year.

I have zero expectations of doing anything other than making contact.

I have engaged counsel to defend against the 3 neighbors homes where some minimal damage occurred.:rofl:

Thanks for the fair warning. :unibrow:

CarlC
03-26-2012, 10:29 AM
So let me see if I have this correct. Dr. Renner knows the in's and out's of Dungeons and Dragons but has a DSE subframe and LS3 waiting patiently on the garage floor? :yes:

Just in case anyone forgot.....

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/5530/img2011091700017.jpg

Chad-1stGen
03-26-2012, 01:21 PM
Guys this tread is hilarious!

Mind if I join you guys? If not to run then to hang out.

If I run, here's my excuse: I only have a three speed. :D

Jon, you should bring out the GTO. The more the merrier IMO

DFRESH
03-26-2012, 09:35 PM
Come on out and join the fun :thumbsup: . Hmmm........3 speed.......We'll just put you in the one legger Renner class :lol:

Exactly right Jon---bring it out---we can have our own run group---and tell Gae it's not called one legger---it's Uni Drive. For the Spanish people is El Uni Drive.

D

Flash68
03-27-2012, 01:15 AM
Guys this tread is hilarious!

Mind if I join you guys? If not to run then to hang out.

If I run, here's my excuse: I only have a three speed. :D

Yes please bring the Non-Camaro! :thumbsup:

We need as many muscle cars as we can to the usual day of Miatas, Subarus, etc... :woot:

96z28ss
04-14-2012, 11:23 AM
So did you all run out of smack talk material?

Vegas69
04-14-2012, 12:26 PM
Never :D

Nessumsar
04-14-2012, 12:39 PM
So did you all run out of smack talk material?

Only thing I run out of is people to pass...:unibrow:

kyle_newman
04-14-2012, 02:47 PM
Only thing I run out of is people to pass...:unibrow:

and brake lines to catch on fire.......

intocarss
04-14-2012, 06:27 PM
I'll "HOSS THE GAS" on all of ya all

Vegas69
04-14-2012, 07:29 PM
Only thing I run out of is people to pass...:unibrow:

Nice:thumbsup:

CarlC
04-14-2012, 11:21 PM
Only thing I run out of is people to pass...:unibrow:

LOL! That's the best smack in this thread :bow:

LM7_67
04-15-2012, 02:11 AM
and brake lines to catch on fire.......
and caliper pistons to melt....

GregWeld
04-15-2012, 03:10 PM
I was informed today that the build time on "DA RIG" is 18 weeks.... so looks like I might have it for this event.

Track Junky
04-15-2012, 04:11 PM
Thats awesome Greg. I imagine we'll need to bring tables and chairs are a given.
Who's bringing the BBQ's?

GregWeld
04-15-2012, 06:52 PM
Thats awesome Greg. I imagine we'll need to bring tables and chairs are a given.
Who's bringing the BBQ's?



Will this do for you??


http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad33/gregweld/Toterhome/25646918-152-undefined.jpg

Vegas69
04-15-2012, 06:54 PM
I was hoping for a larger TV. :unibrow: As my buddy would say, that don't suck. :thumbsup:

GregWeld
04-15-2012, 07:06 PM
I was hoping for a larger TV. :unibrow: As my buddy would say, that don't suck. :thumbsup:



I'll look into it.....

Track Junky
04-15-2012, 07:12 PM
Thats pretty fricken awesome!! :thumbsup:

We could watch our recorded runs for the day :woot:

Vegas69
04-15-2012, 07:16 PM
I'll look into it.....

Nah, who needs TV in Bakertucky. There is plenty to talk about. :unibrow:

I was thinking the same thing Gaetano. Like the footage of you giving me a point by. :lol: :cheers:

Track Junky
04-15-2012, 07:38 PM
Nah, who needs TV in Bakertucky. There is plenty to talk about. :unibrow:

I was thinking the same thing Gaetano. Like the footage of you giving me a point by. :lol: :cheers:

:lol: Dude, I almost rolled off my couch. Cant wait :cheers:

Also cant wait to see the look on your face when my horse and buggy under carriage goes flying by you as I'm cracking the whip on my horses.
Probably look something like this. :lol:

http://th96.photobucket.com/albums/l179/Andria1124/th_Brayden358.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/image/mad%20face/Andria1124/Brayden358.jpg?o=112)

Nessumsar
04-16-2012, 11:44 AM
and caliper pistons to melt....

And now that its "fixed", I have to fix my newfound pad knockback! Hopefully I'll have some money left over for a Posi... :(

One-legged or not, fun will be had! :cheers:

Vince@Meanstreets
04-16-2012, 03:31 PM
Will this do for you??


http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad33/gregweld/Toterhome/25646918-152-undefined.jpg

Its gonna look like a Japanese restruant with you guys cuddled around that Que'. LOL

sik68
04-16-2012, 04:20 PM
Its gonna look like a Japanese restruant with you guys cuddled around that Que'. LOL

Ooooh Weldihana. I am dying to see GW make onion volcanoes and toss shrimp tails into his hat.


I am scared to ask how many of you are going to need forks...with Rich using chopsticks to poke shotgunning holes into a bud light. "They even give you two in case one breaks!"

Track Junky
04-16-2012, 04:54 PM
Japanees? Chopsticks? oohhh......got my sushi crave on now. Looks like I know whats for dinner tonight :unibrow:

intocarss
04-26-2012, 10:32 PM
BUMP :unibrow: :unibrow:

Vince@Meanstreets
04-28-2012, 12:26 AM
Ooooh Weldihana. I am dying to see GW make onion volcanoes and toss shrimp tails into his hat.


I am scared to ask how many of you are going to need forks... LOL, I'll sport the fork and spoon chop style like Long Duk Dong. :rofl:

intocarss
04-28-2012, 06:28 AM
LOL, I'll sport the fork and spoon chop style like Long Duk Dong. :rofl:

NO more yanky my wankey, the Donger need food!! :thumbsup:

DFRESH
04-28-2012, 12:54 PM
NO more yanky my wankey, the Donger need food!! :thumbsup:

Ya, she get married to oily bo hunk.

Vince@Meanstreets
04-28-2012, 11:37 PM
Ya, she get married to oily bo hunk.

Married? Yes, Malleeed

Vegas69
04-29-2012, 12:22 AM
Guys, I'm afraid I'm going to kick yo ass so bad this year that I'll be forced to find a new forum and some faster friends. I just want to say that you have been great and I hope there are no hard feelings? :rofl:

Track Junky
04-29-2012, 12:30 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Thats gotta' be the funniest thing I've ever heard? Tell ya what bro....I'll bring some side blinders for ya' cause I'm afraid that when you see me flying by you your head might spin off. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Vegas69
04-29-2012, 12:37 AM
Burn them trousers before the wife finds them. :unibrow: :lol:

Track Junky
04-29-2012, 12:44 AM
She's sittin' right next to me......no need :lol:

Chad-1stGen
04-29-2012, 01:13 AM
Guys, I'm afraid I'm going to kick yo ass so bad this year that I'll be forced to find a new forum and some faster friends. I just want to say that you have been great and I hope there are no hard feelings? :rofl:

Genius ha ha ha ha!!

intocarss
04-29-2012, 01:57 AM
HOSS the gas on em as you go by Tracky!!

Flash68
04-29-2012, 03:24 AM
Guys, I'm afraid I'm going to kick yo ass so bad this year that I'll be forced to find a new forum and some faster friends. I just want to say that you have been great and I hope there are no hard feelings? :rofl:

Todd... if the internet is where you find your friends... well, that is just sad. :D

Vegas69
04-29-2012, 09:14 AM
Hey man, I have 147 friends on Facebook, I don't need you. :lol:

Track Junky
04-29-2012, 10:11 AM
I dont do Facebook. I do InYourFace. :P :lol:

Hey, did I just invent something....:lol:

Vince@Meanstreets
04-29-2012, 10:43 AM
I dont do Facebook. I do InYourFace. :P :lol:

Hey, did I just invent something....:lol:

set it up fast, maybe you can sell to Google. Inyofacebook.com....never mind, its a fetish site that involves body fluid and Mime make up.

Track Junky
04-29-2012, 10:54 AM
Thats bad Vince, behave yourself :_paranoid

Flash68
04-29-2012, 12:20 PM
I dont do Facebook. I do InYourFace. :P :lol:

Hey, did I just invent something....:lol:

xbs8OTEauHc


Hey man, I have 147 friends on Facebook, I don't need you. :lol:

:rofl: :rofl:

Track Junky
04-29-2012, 12:34 PM
Nice :lol:

LM7_67
04-29-2012, 09:16 PM
Hey man, I have 147 friends on Facebook, I don't need you. :lol:

147 people to provide support when you find out you're slower than a lil ole 5.3L.

Vegas69
04-29-2012, 10:54 PM
147 people to provide support when you find out you're slower than a lil ole 5.3L.

Is that a V6?:D

CarlC
04-30-2012, 12:00 AM
Give him a break Todd. V7!

SLO_Z28
05-13-2012, 01:43 AM
I'm tempted to run this event. Does the adams motorsport thing count as a track day? I should technically be in the drivers school but I refuse to put a second seat in my car!

Track Junky
05-13-2012, 01:50 AM
You wont want to miss this. Throw the seat in. :yes:

GregWeld
05-13-2012, 10:07 AM
You wont want to miss this. Throw the seat in. :yes:



Yep -- nothing like a good asswhippin' to make you completely rebuild your car before the next event!

:lol:

Vegas69
05-13-2012, 10:17 AM
Yep -- nothing like a good asswhippin' to make you completely rebuild your car before the next event!

:lol:

:thumbsup: :lol:

SLO_Z28
05-13-2012, 02:47 PM
You wont want to miss this. Throw the seat in. :yes:

Or just sign up with the point by group, I've done track days before just never with the public. Putting a seat in is a deal breaker.

The bad news is I don't have enough horsepower to really get anything done on a big track, the good news is I would most likely blow up my engine and have incentive to rebuild another. I did just buy some continental slicks, I should give them a work out. Here is the aftermath of my last visit to Sears Point:
http://i1107.photobucket.com/albums/h399/SLO_Z28/2213290002_large-1.jpg

Someone has to be lap traffic right? I can keep Greg company :lol:

Flash68
05-13-2012, 04:16 PM
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Someone has to be lap traffic right? I can keep Greg company :lol:

Greg is sandbaggin... :unibrow:

Track Junky
05-13-2012, 04:21 PM
Dont let Greg fool you. He'll be a "Contender in September" :yes:

Bucketlist2012
05-13-2012, 07:18 PM
If I ever get to the track, " Seizure boy" will be lap traffic..

But my car is so damn sweet, that you are going to want to look at it over and over again...

From the front, the side and the rear... Slow down when you blow by me, and get a good look...

If I flip it over, you will get to see all the work Steve at East Bay Muscle Cars did to it...

So it is Bad A$$ from all sides, including under neath..

But I am hoping you will have to get on your knees to look underneath.

But Lap traffic ??? ,"Seizure Boy" is your guy...

Just not at Button Willow...

Also I lost 30 Pounds and I am Jockey weight. I increased my Power to weight Ratio by getting Frail/Skinny...Not by choice , but hey, I will use it to my advantage..:cheers: :lateral:

James OLC
05-27-2012, 10:04 PM
Where is this place... Buttonwillow?

Track Junky
05-27-2012, 11:40 PM
28 miles Northwest of Bakersfield. You going to be in the neighborhood around then?

James OLC
05-28-2012, 08:34 AM
Yeah... I know where it is :)

I was going to come out but realized this morning that I'll be running the Silver State Classic that weekend so unfortunately I'm out before I was ever in...

Have fun!

Flash68
05-28-2012, 01:05 PM
28 miles Northwest of Bakersfield. You going to be in the neighborhood around then?

:lol: You took the bait... don't forget which thread this is. :unibrow:

Track Junky
05-28-2012, 02:06 PM
I didn't think Half Lap,,,,cough, cough, I mean One Lap was going to choose to make it anyway with the competition as stiff as it will be,:unibrow:

Flash68
05-28-2012, 03:07 PM
I didn't think Half Lap,,,,cough, cough, I mean One Lap was going to choose to make it anyway with the competition as stiff as it will be,:unibrow:

Man, no one is off limits in this thread. :lol:

James OLC
05-28-2012, 08:22 PM
I also got this strange PM... something to the effect of "please sir, don't bring your overweight, underpowered Camaro out with it's 300 treadwear tires and kick my ass again - it makes me sad when you drive away from me in the corners while my fancy R compound tires scream for mercy"... or something like that there... I can't remember who it was from but it really tugged at my heart strings...

Flash68
05-28-2012, 08:38 PM
So Todd has resorted to communicating via PM now. Good to know!

Vegas69
05-28-2012, 08:40 PM
:lol: I would never admit such a thing. It must be Gaetano. :lol:

Track Junky
05-28-2012, 09:02 PM
I also got this strange PM... something to the effect of "please sir, don't bring your overweight, underpowered Camaro out with it's 300 treadwear tires and kick my ass again - it makes me sad when you drive away from me in the corners while my fancy R compound tires scream for mercy"... or something like that there... I can't remember who it was from but it really tugged at my heart strings...

:lol: :thumbsup: :cheers:

intocarss
06-24-2012, 12:41 PM
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Ron in SoCal
06-24-2012, 02:02 PM
That was CLASSIC Jerrdog :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The dude even talks like Dave...:D

Flash68
06-24-2012, 07:35 PM
Now that was pretty good man. I bet you wish you had the 15 minutes of your life back that you spent on it though. Am I right? :lol:

That was CLASSIC Jerrdog :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The dude even talks like Dave...:D

Hey now. Is that a compliment?

Where's Gaetano? Did he get his new slower heads back on that motor yet? :captain:

Track Junky
06-24-2012, 08:48 PM
You know what that really was all about dont you? Dave's barber F'd up his mustache and he's taking it out on us :lol:

Chad-1stGen
06-24-2012, 09:31 PM
ha ha ha ha that was funny. A few of the subtitles were super long compared to his german so I had to rewind or pause it but good stuff!

intocarss
06-24-2012, 09:37 PM
Now that was pretty good man. I bet you wish you had the 15 minutes of your life back that you spent on it though. Am I right? :lol:

15 minutes > no worries. YouTube being PO'd at me, PRICELESS!! :unibrow:

Yeah my timing is off,,You can pause it during the subtitles and read it

Vegas69
06-24-2012, 11:50 PM
:lol:

GregWeld
06-25-2012, 08:43 AM
Great job! Sliced up everybody!

:cheers: :lol:

Bucketlist2012
06-25-2012, 09:43 AM
That was great.

I am just honored to be mentioned among the best.:lateral:

I came from Van Nuys, that is why there is no Intel.

Plus I ride on the short yellow Bus.

I would be honored to scatter my Engine trying to beat you guys someday...

Then I can build a new one..:cheers:

intocarss
06-25-2012, 11:16 AM
That was great.

I am just honored to be mentioned among the best.:lateral:

I came from Van Nuys, that is why there is no Intel.

Plus I ride on the short yellow Bus.

:cheers: So you're a Valley boy too? Tarzana here

And remember



http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/real3/special.jpg :thumbsup:

Bucketlist2012
06-25-2012, 11:42 AM
So you're a Valley boy too? Tarzana here

And remember



http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/real3/special.jpg :thumbsup:

LMAO...

Actually the car (Z/28) is from Van Nuys...And I was hatched in Bellflower in 1959.

I am up in the Bay Area now.

See, I threw you off my scent...And my scent got me thrown off the Short Bus...

I am itching to have my LT-1 gone through, but the Wife thinks I have spent enough...

I may have to drop my car off for a "tune-up", haha...

Also I will have to cut my teeth on the Autocross first...

Or just be the Pace car/Lap car on the big track..

intocarss
06-25-2012, 07:23 PM
Got it :D

DFRESH
06-25-2012, 08:53 PM
Dude, that ranks right up there amongst the funniest vids yet. Had to pull Cassie in here to watch that one---she made a couple funny comments;

"Greg Weld works on cars?"
"Wow, it seems like Dave talks a lot about Todd now"
"Dave's not really that conceeded is he?"
"He said you might put a posi in your car--so that's the lady that drives really fast right? So she will help you?"
"Why does your friend have a picture of a chipmunk instead of a car on his little thingy?"
"Shouldn't Roger be made fun of also?"

LOL--it was almost as good as watching the video with her.

D

Flash68
06-25-2012, 08:58 PM
Dude, that ranks right up there amongst the funniest vids yet. Had to pull Cassie in here to watch that one---she made a couple funny comments;

"Greg Weld works on cars?"
"Wow, it seems like Dave talks a lot about Todd now"
"Dave's not really that conceeded is he?"
"He said you might put a posi in your car--so that's the lady that drives really fast right? So she will help you?"
"Why does your friend have a picture of a chipmunk instead of a car on his little thingy?"
"Shouldn't Roger be made fun of also?"

LOL--it was almost as good as watching the video with her.

D

:rofl: :rofl: Oh man I can hear her saying all of that and that is just classic. Go Cassie... Go Cassie... :lol: :lol:

Vegas69
06-25-2012, 09:22 PM
Dude, that ranks right up there amongst the funniest vids yet. Had to pull Cassie in here to watch that one---she made a couple funny comments;

"Greg Weld works on cars?"
"Wow, it seems like Dave talks a lot about Todd now"
"Dave's not really that conceeded is he?"
"He said you might put a posi in your car--so that's the lady that drives really fast right? So she will help you?"
"Why does your friend have a picture of a chipmunk instead of a car on his little thingy?"
"Shouldn't Roger be made fun of also?"

LOL--it was almost as good as watching the video with her.

D

She makes some damn good points.:lol:

intocarss
06-25-2012, 09:24 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Your wife ROCKS Doug :bow: Thanks!