Damn pills

[intocarss]

The sex between the wife and me had been a bit unsatisfying of late,

so she told me, "Go to the pharmacy and get some of those pills that

will help you to get an erection."

You can imagine her reaction when I came back from the drug store and

tossed her the diet pills!

......almost got me killed!

[Bucketlist2012]

ahhhh......errrrrrrrrr.....ummmmmmmm....:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Vegas69]

:thumbsup: :lol:

[spacepirate]

I actually laughed out loud!

[Track Junky]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[tones2SS]

Nice!:rofl:

[jon72vega]

I actually laughed out loud!

x2 :thumbsup:

[intocarss]

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat."

He never heard the gunshot.
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[70rs]

Both too funny!

[tones2SS]

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat."

He never heard the gunshot.
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