Who's this Doug Renner guy?

[Vegas69]

Is it just me or is this guy in every magazine? Four for four magazines I've recieved lately has had this guys low rider in it. Camaro Performers twice, Chevy High Performance, and now Good Guys. Anybody know if he's running 24's on the back? :rofl: :rofl:

[Matt@BOS]

I'm glad you said something. Personally, I'm tired of seeing that thing and its big wheels in every magazine I read. I think I'll have to write a letter to the editor of Camaro Performers if I can ever remember the editor's name, wasn't it Brad Penny, or something like that? In any case, he needs to be made aware of what horrible taste he has in cars. Not everyone likes first gens and not everyone likes rollin' on "Dubs." Please mister Brad Penny, if you're reading this, please feature a car with some class like a third gen with 16'' wheels.

[fleetus macmullitz]

He made Howell an offer he couldn't refuse for all the West Coast coverage.

[GregWeld]

I've met him... he's "okay".

He's really just out to make Todd jealous. :rofl:

[elitecustombody]

It's all about the gaps and big wheels:rofl:

[DriverzInc]

Media whore!!!

[JustinB]

Can I have your autograph?

[Flash68]

Doug, I'm sure you can sell your 22s and get some 24s under there. :lateral: :D

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff245/flash68/2010-chevy-camaro-ghetto-side-2.jpg

[skatinjay27]

hey! isnt that the short guy that makes greg and tony look tall!:D
it makes sense that he turned a sweet 69(minus the massive door gaps) into a east LA low rider!!!:cool:

[BritishGreen68]

what the hell is going on here

[Matt@BOS]

what the hell is going on here

I can speak for the others, but if you can't beat them on the track, you gotta do it on the internet

[98ssnova]

what the hell is going on here

Dude its a smear campaign get in on it:rofl:

[ironworks]

Man, I can't believe this thing is 2 pages long and he has not come in for his verbal beating. He must be doing another photo shot or helping orphans and widows. What magazine this time, Doug? TV Guide? or Nat Geo.

Maybe he is using my new door gap improvement spray in a bottle trying lock down the Muscle machine award. We have sent 3 case to some guy in the OC.

Hay Doug old buddy the spray does not work, it is a scam. Just don't tell anyone and we will be RICH.

[ironworks]

I can speak for the others, but if you can't beat them on the track, you gotta do it on the internet

The should be a new bumper sticker. That's funny my friend.

[elitecustombody]

The should be a new bumper sticker. That's funny my friend.

I agree, :yes: :D

[Blake Foster]

lateral-G's new official "Attention Whore"

[GregWeld]

hey! isnt that the short guy that makes greg and tony look tall!:D
it makes sense that he turned a sweet 69(minus the massive door gaps) into a east LA low rider!!!:cool:



Hey!

I rese...mble that remark!

[tones2SS]

He made Howell an offer he couldn't refuse for all the West Coast coverage.

That's got to be it.:cheers: :cheers:

[fleetus macmullitz]

Man, I can't believe this thing is 2 pages long and he has not come in for his verbal beating.

Going by the timeline in this video, Doug may be tied up for a couple more days.

lOXLppPZrEQ&feature

[96z28ss]

If his man cave wall is any indication of how much his black camaro is going to get magazine coverage. Then we aren't done seeing it in magazines.

His man cave is plastered with magazine articles of his green camaro.

[fleetus macmullitz]

It's presumptuous to assume that Mr. Renner will still post here for free.

[ironworks]

Pretty soon He will be on Entertainment tonight and then the Apprentice. He is probably too old to end up on the cover of Teeny Bob magazines. Then someday he will fall from Glory and come back to his real friends.

Hurry back Doug we will miss you, Buddy.

[GregWeld]

Doug who?


Never heard of him.

[tones2SS]

Doug who?


Never heard of him.

That guy with the gaps in Camaro.:P

[GregWeld]

Better there - where they have a spray to fix it --- than in your teeth I guess.

[ironworks]

Better there - where they have a spray to fix it --- than in your teeth I guess.

It will fix teeth also, but it is poisonous.

[Steve1968LS2]

That f'in dude is everywhere..

I was at an alignment shot (Clarks House of Suspension) and we were jibber jabbing about Camaros and he said "Hey do you that guy with the black '69? Tall guy and the car is too low"

Yea, he was asking me if I knew Dougie Fresh.. I said, "Yea, he's in this issue of our mag wanna see a picture?"

He saw it and thought the picture should have been bigger.. dammit!

Does anyone not know the legend that is Doug?

[Steve1968LS2]

It's presumptuous to assume that Mr. Renner will still post here for free.

I paypal'd him $5 so maybe he will grace us with his presense..

[JustinB]

That f'in dude is everywhere..

I was at an alignment shot (Clarks House of Suspension) and we were jibber jabbing about Camaros and he said "Hey do you that guy with the black '69? Tall guy and the car is too low"

Yea, he was asking me if I knew Dougie Fresh.. I said, "Yea, he's in this issue of our mag wanna see a picture?"

He saw it and thought the picture should have been bigger.. dammit!

Does anyone not know the legend that is Doug?

Clark's!! I thought I was the only one who knew of that shop!!

[DFRESH]

I'm not lying when I say this, I have not laughed that hard in awhile. Leave it to Todd to start a thread like this----the comments in this thing are priceless. I'm going to go ahead and say that it is clearly the best thread i've ever read, and shockingly close to true---To everyone that has posted thus far, nicely done. Couple of favorites, "Pay Pal'd him 5 bucks, Media Whore, DUBS, 24's on back, which mag now, Gaps"--shoot they are all awesome--

Well, you won't believe where I am going right now--and this is true---I have a personal invite to the Chevy HI party being held at their offices tonight. It is invitation only and I believe the car will be included in their coverage story---LOL u bastards.

Next mag is Lowrider

XXX-OOO

Doug

[fleetus macmullitz]

Well finally Renner's ghostposter intern responds.

We're not buyin it Darren!

I'll betcha you don't even get Rupp's fiver from your celebrity boss.

[Matt@BOS]

Well, you won't believe where I am going right now--and this is true---I have a personal invite to the Chevy HI party being held at their offices tonight. It is invitation only and I believe the car will be included in their coverage story---LOL u bastards.

Doug

Damn it, that Dos Equis commercial is true. His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.

Matt

[Steve1968LS2]

Clark's!! I thought I was the only one who knew of that shop!!

I have spies everywhere... :_paranoid

[DFRESH]

This is Darren, Mr. Renner's assistant---Mr. Renner wanted me to send a message to you all while he is currently having high Tea with a Mr. Nick Lacata and a Mr. Steven Rupp at the corporate offices at Interlink Media-- and I quote, "Having the time of my life with the model from the latest cover of Camaro Performers---looks like the cover shot is in the bag with Low Rider mag thanks to Rupp's pull at Interlink, Lacata then countered with both the model and the next cover of his rag--no one understands how difficult it is to manage this much attention, no one---I am alone".

Mr. Renner was then brought out to a car waiting for him and was whisked away to another private party being held at Import Tuners since they also greatly desire the car and are hoping for a piece of the "Legend". Please understand, it is difficult for famous people such as Mr. Renner to spend a lot of time "surfing" car sites when he is overly busy framing all the pictures of his car from all of the magazines it has been in.

Thank you for your enthusiasm, understanding and God Bless America.

Darren, Assistant & Spokesperson for Mr. Doug Renner.

[fleetus macmullitz]

Darren,

Mr. Renner is just using you to play hardball with us... but quite effectively. :mad:

But I do agree to pay his post tax...that was worth it!



:lol:

[tones2SS]

-Well, you won't believe where I am going right now--and this is true---I have a personal invite to the Chevy HI party being held at their offices tonight. It is invitation only and I believe the car will be included in their coverage story---LOL u bastards.

Next mag is Lowrider

XXX-OOO

Doug

This Doug guy is doing pretty well for himself, huh?!?!
That's awesome Doug! Keep up the good fight man!:thumbsup: :cheers: :cheers:

[Roadbuster]

Guys this is hilarious! :rofl:

[Vegas69]

I'm out of town and just got a chance to check in on this thread. :rofl: :rofl: Good stuff...

[cdushane]

This thread is freaking hilarious :rofl:

[fleetus macmullitz]

This is Darren, Mr. Renner's assistant---Mr. Renner wanted me to send a message to you all while he is currently having high Tea with a Mr. Nick Lacata and a Mr. Steven Rupp at the corporate offices at Interlink Media-- and I quote, "Having the time of my life with the model from the latest cover of Camaro Performers---looks like the cover shot is in the bag with Low Rider mag thanks to Rupp's pull at Interlink, Lacata then countered with both the model and the next cover of his rag--

no one understands how difficult it is to manage this much attention, no one---I am alone".




Model + wife reading this thread = I am alone.

:lol:

[awr68]

I sure look up to this Doug guy!! :lol:

[96z28ss]

I sure look up to this Doug guy!! :lol:

LOL. thats funny

[Scotch]

I remember Doug way back when he was wrestling with a blow-through setup at LACR during a PHR cover shoot. Seems like forever ago, doesn't it?

[ironworks]

If you scroll down to post 97, you will see where Doug posted in my thread. MAN, That's so cool. Thanks Doug you made my day.....:D

Not too many guys can say that. DOUG RENNER posted in my thread

http://www.lateral-g.net/forums/showthread.php4?t=25383&page=10

[fleetus macmullitz]

If you scroll down to post 97, you will see where Doug posted in my thread. MAN, That's so cool. Thanks Doug you made my day.....:D

Not too many guys can say that. DOUG RENNER posted in my thread

http://www.lateral-g.net/forums/showthread.php4?t=25383&page=10

A life changing event most of us can only dream of, not unlike...

RMINSD7MmT4

[skatinjay27]

this whole "who is doug renner" is getting pretty epic just like the man, myth, and legend doug renner himself. I'm think being as it getting close to sema week and the optima challenge it only seems fitting that someone need to get some "who is doug renner" or "have you seen doug renner" (i recall a pic of him in the pretty pink hat)) or something like that, t-shirts made up!!!:lol:

[Matt@BOS]

If you scroll down to post 97, you will see where Doug posted in my thread. MAN, That's so cool. Thanks Doug you made my day.....:D

Not too many guys can say that. DOUG RENNER posted in my thread

http://www.lateral-g.net/forums/showthread.php4?t=25383&page=10

Oh yeah, well I went on a road trip with him. I'd probably list it as one of my definitive life experiences.

BTW Rodger, I hate to break it to you, but that was probably just his assistant posting for him in your thread. Sorry, but I felt like the truth needed to be said. I know it hurts sometimes.

Matt

[tones2SS]

Funny how we all relate to this Doug guy with that PINK hat!!:rofl: :cheers:

[fleetus macmullitz]

Actually Doug Renner is not the mild mannered somewhat persnickety accountant he appears to be.

It's all an act.

Those who really know him, and there are but a few, know that the 'D' stands for 'danger'. He is covering up the fact he is a wanted man in many countries.

He's wanted because he has the rare ability to bring the differing political forces together and lead them in solving a broad range of social and economic problems. Legend has it he personally has lowered crime rates in certain instances by getting through to violent gang leaders.

His simple message...'Look at my life, can't you see what could happen if instead of running guns and drugs you ran 20's?'

[chr2002ca]

You see what 19's and 20's get you Doug? And you wanted 18's and 19's like mine. Yah, like, whatever man, don't try to make us feel better by pretending you want to be more like us and our tiny wheels and Hummer ground clearance. I can't wait for my next Goodguys newsletter when they notify us that the bronze statue of you and Apollo 13 has been completed and we can now all bring offerings. I'll be bringing a piece of rear wheel well molding as my offering. I understand your hungry 20's like to chew on it like beef jerky so it's nice to have some extra. (Similar to what my car does with rod bearings and the extra set I carry around in the glove box) :lol:

Hey everyone, Doug is heading to Adam's Motorsports park in Riverside this coming Tuesday. He's bringing rear shocks this time, so hell yah! ESPN and Speed Channel will be there and they're looking for extras to fill in the background. Here's our chance!!! Meet the man, shake his hand, scratch your head while you try to figure out how he runs so fast. Yes!

What? No, I'm not jealous, not even. :lol:

[chr2002ca]

His simple message...'Look at my life, can't you see what could happen if instead of running guns and drugs you ran 20's?'

:rofl:

[DIGI-TAILS]

If you scroll down to post 97, you will see where Doug posted in my thread. MAN, That's so cool. Thanks Doug you made my day.....:D

Not too many guys can say that. DOUG RENNER posted in my thread

http://www.lateral-g.net/forums/showthread.php4?t=25383&page=10


Very interesting!!!! I would also be proud if a celebrity would post in my thread. :thumbsup:

[DFRESH]

-----Immediate press release from Darren (Spokesperson, #1 Fan, and assistant to Dr. Renner) to all Doug Renner fans everywhere--

Good news for fans young and old alike--Mattel and the ever elusive, often impersonated but never duplicated Mr. Renner, have come together to create the most anticipated release ever offered from Hot Wheels! This special limited edition series called the DUBKING will only be available through select vendors such as "Dupont Registry, Lamborghini Motors, Ferrari, and Ironworks."

When chased down while boarding his Monaco bound Gulfstream Jet rolling on Rushforth 22's, Mr Renner made the following statement; "This is a good day for America". "My people (Mr. Akes & Mr Weld) are also currently in discussions with Hasbro for the developent of the new GI Joe Pro Touring edition with the Kung Fu Grip steering wheel".

Mr. Renner was unavailable for any further comment. I will send updates as I have them. This is a very exciting time for the PT community as it appears there is no stopping this momentum that Dr. Renner has ignited. God bless you, and God Bless America.

Darren.

[elitecustombody]

Man, that's awesome! I guess the Heidt's drop spindles and front disc brakes set up I got from his 69 Camaro must be worth a fortune now! :woot: :woot: I'm scared to even put them on my car now.

[Matt@BOS]

Actually Doug Renner is not the mild mannered somewhat persnickety accountant he appears to be.

It's all an act.

Those who really know him, and there are but a few, know that the 'D' stands for 'danger'. He is covering up the fact he is a wanted man in many countries.



Really, that dangerous? And here I thought he was just a wanted for texting while driving. He has definitely earned a lot more street cred in my eyes.

Matt

[tones2SS]

HA HA!!!!!
Love it.:cheers:

[fleetus macmullitz]

Really, that dangerous? And here I thought he was just a wanted for texting while driving. He has definitely earned a lot more street cred in my eyes.

Matt

His technique with these dangerous gangs is to get them interested in the Camaro, and then remove their will to live.

He shows them his 3 hr. long presentation centered around all his greatness that we sometimes are allowed glimpses of.

He keeps it on a notebook that he carries with him at all times. These hoodlums are so bored out of their skulls at the end that they forget why they're at war with the rival gangs.

You can't stop Douglas 'Doc' Renner...you can only hope to contain him.

[GregWeld]

I think this thread may finally surpass "Project Payback".

"Doctor" Renner...... Is that what you tell the girls?

:rofl: :rofl: :hail: :hail: :rofl: :rofl:

[DFRESH]

Press Release

"The first Hot Wheel designed by Dr. Renner will be a cousin to Mr. Rupp's Bad Penny named "BAD PESO".

Release is scheduled for early October.

Darren

[awr68]

FWIW, I have done business with this cat back in the day...real class act! I just wish I knew what I know now....I would have had him sign at least one of the bills he paid me with and then would have framed it and hung it on my office wall!!!

[fleetus macmullitz]

Press Release

"The first Hot Wheel designed by Dr. Renner will be a cousin to Mr. Rupp's Bad Penny named "BAD PESO".

Release is scheduled for early October.

Darren

Amidst all the sarcasm and heckling you're still putting out product. :thumbsup:

[tones2SS]

"The first Hot Wheel designed by Dr. Renner will be a cousin to Mr. Rupp's Bad Penny named "BAD PESO".

HA HA!! Bad Peso!:cheers:

[Vegas69]

I think this thread may finally surpass "Project Payback".

"Doctor" Renner...... Is that what you tell the girls?

:rofl: :rofl: :hail: :hail: :rofl: :rofl:

It's a proud day to be mentioned in the presence of Mr. Renner. This could be the best day of my life.:bow:

[ironworks]

It's a proud day to be mentioned in the presence of Mr. Renner. This could be the best day of my life.:bow:

Yeah, that's nice but he posted in my thread. :woot: :woot:

[GregWeld]

Yeah, that's nice but he posted in my thread. :woot: :woot:

No doubt -- since Todd is his manager -- that he (Todd) asked him to grace your thread. I've been told -- for a buck or two -- that he'll do almost anything. :unibrow:

[fleetus macmullitz]

Yeah, that's nice but he posted in my thread. :woot: :woot:

Or maybe it was his groupie 'Darren'...

[ironworks]

Or maybe it was his groupie 'Darren'...

Man, who needs friends when I have internet buddies like you guys to just shatter my frickin Dreams. Thanks Guys, Great community we have here. I'm going to go outside and talk to my neighbor, maybe he will be a little nicer to me the my internet friends.

Next your going to say my Mom was a liar when she said I was handsome.

Either way I have not seen his assistant post in your guys thread.

[fleetus macmullitz]

Next your going to say my Mom was a liar when she said I was handsome.

Either way I have not seen his assistant post in your guys thread.

You're a very tall man.

I got a pm, not from Mr. Renner or even Darren, but from Darren's lackey. He told me not to expect much from him when he posts in my thread. He also said that Mr. Renner and Darren would not be returning any of my numerous calls to them.

[ironworks]

You're a very tall man.

I got a pm, not from Mr. Renner or even Darren, but from Darren's lackey. He told me not to expect much from him when he posts in my thread. He also said that Mr. Renner and Darren would not be returning any of my numerous calls to them.

Well since his fame a soon to be fortune is all based on my Spray on Gap improvement spray that is patent pending. I will make him come get anymore of my product in person. I don't care if you fly your fancy ass jet up here or what. But your coming in person. Without that spray the gaps in your doors and your teeth will return and your world will come crashing down.

I want pics of Doug Renner with my family and a copy of today's news paper before I give him anymore spray. My Ferrari customers in his neighborhood have already called and said the spray is wearing off on his camaro......

[96z28ss]

maybe we should make this thread a sticky. This may soon be a Lateral-g classic.

[DFRESH]

You're a very tall man.

LOL man

[Vegas69]

Yeah, that's nice but he posted in my thread. :woot: :woot:

Dude, I slept on his FUTON and parked my beater next to his lowrider with the 26" Asanti's. Oh yeah, it was parked between both his 69's in THE one and only Renner hot rod shop. Take that to the bank and cash it!:yes: :unibrow:

[ironworks]

Dude, I slept on his FUTON and parked my beater next to his lowrider with the 26" Asanti's. Oh yeah, it was parked between both his 69's in THE one and only Renner hot rod shop. Take that to the bank and cash it!:yes: :unibrow:

Well I could say I used to date Megan Fox, and know one would believe me unless I have pics. So let's see how that check will cash now Big Baller.


It's all just hot air unless you have pics, For all I know you might be a Doug Renner stalker. You could pull your car up and park in his driveway and help yourself to the open back window while him and the family are away. Being friends like that is not the "LEGAL" kind. The Law Doggs frown upon these kind of friends. It's called celebrity stalking. :D :D :D :D :D

Now if you came and stayed at my house nobody would brag about that, Except maybe Megan Fox.....

[fleetus macmullitz]

The reporter covering Chuck Norris was just re-assigned by TMZ and is now following Doc Renner. :wow:

[DFRESH]

Update

"Megan Fox and Doug Renner spotted on the set of the latest version of "Transformers" where Dr. Renner's "Apollo 13" will be cast as the newest edition to the Octimus Prime Possie." When asked how working with Mr. Renner was going she replied "Let's just say that there is no better arm candy--nuff said". She then made a puzzling statement which didn't make sense; "Way better than the last fabricator boy from Bakersfield who I won't name since that would be mean". When asked if the last boytoy was handsome, she replied, "He was very tall".

More to come----

Darren.

[ironworks]

Update

"Megan Fox and Doug Renner spotted on the set of the latest version of "Transformers" where Dr. Renner's "Apollo 13" will be cast as the newest edition to the Octimus Prime Possie." When asked how working with Mr. Renner was going she replied "Let's just say that there is no better arm candy--nuff said". She then made a puzzling statement which didn't make sense; "Way better than the last fabricator boy from Bakersfield who I won't name since that would be mean". When asked if the last boytoy was handsome, she replied, "He was very tall".

More to come----

Darren.

Well boys if it's posted on the internet it must be true. I hate to brag but our boy Dr Doug McDreamy's assistant posted it here.

And you know what they say about "Tall Guys".

Man this has been a week to remember, Doug posted in my thread and Megan is still talking about me

[tones2SS]

Update

"Megan Fox and Doug Renner spotted on the set of the latest version of "Transformers" where Dr. Renner's "Apollo 13" will be cast as the newest edition to the Octimus Prime Possie." When asked how working with Mr. Renner was going she replied "Let's just say that there is no better arm candy--nuff said". She then made a puzzling statement which didn't make sense; "Way better than the last fabricator boy from Bakersfield who I won't name since that would be mean". When asked if the last boytoy was handsome, she replied, "He was very tall".

More to come----

Darren.

HA HA!!!!:cheers:
That's it. Not Gap spray for you!!:lol: :rofl:

[chr2002ca]

..where Dr. Renner's "Apollo 13" will be cast as the newest edition to the Octimus Prime Possie."

Obviously in this upcoming Transformers movie Optimus Prime will now have 8 legs, hence his new name that Doug has secretly revealed to all of us. I'd better contact the Transformers forums and give them the inside scoop. This is huge news.

[fleetus macmullitz]

Not one to brag, his resume also includes choreography. One of his proteges performed Dr. Renner's signature routine in this memorable performance while Doug wept openly proudly receiving his 'Disco Lifestyle Award' .

XrObV84tD8g

[GregWeld]

I think I just pee'd myself...

I remember the good "Doctor" working on that routine. Very proud moment I'm sure. This was just before he invented the panel gap spray I think.

[fleetus macmullitz]

I think I just pee'd myself...

I remember the good "Doctor" working on that routine. Very proud moment I'm sure. This was just before he invented the panel gap spray I think.

:lol:


Douglas is a triple threat for sure: talks, dances and sprays.

[Flash68]

Doug emailed me a pic of his new car today. Told me not to show anyone prior to a big unveiling but I couldn't resist. Sorry Doug. Umm.. Nice... car.

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff245/flash68/38562034029_large.jpg

[GregWeld]

Nice stance!


:hail: :hail: :hail:

Are those Rushforths??

[DFRESH]

Doug emailed me a pic of his new car today. Told me not to show anyone prior to a big unveiling but I couldn't resist. Sorry Doug. Umm.. Nice... car.

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff245/flash68/38562034029_large.jpg

Everyone knows those wheels are too small to be in Dr. Renner's possession.

FAIL

Pamela Anderson Renner. (Mr. Renner's mistress, and part time whatever he needs)

[protour73]

This is one of the funniest threads I've ever read on this site. I have never met Doug Renner, but I am so insprired by his story that I bought one of his Fan Club T-shirts!! :hail:

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_dig_doug_tshirt-p235662011363892502qzj3_400.jpg

[DFRESH]

This is one of the funniest threads I've ever read on this site. I have never met Doug Renner, but I am so insprired by his story that I bought one of his Fan Club T-shirts!! :hail:

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_dig_doug_tshirt-p235662011363892502qzj3_400.jpg

Immediate Press Release

Mr. Renner has now entered into a contract to produce a line of shirts that are catchy, yet very intimate. Shirts available in all sizes, including a special size for "Ironworks" called "Tall but not Handsome". Word has now swept through the suburbs of Chicago and the momentum is expected to move West as San Francisco Distributer Dave Gordon (FLASH68) --who no longer owns a Camaro and is the model shown here---was felt to be the perfect west coast fit due to his petite male frame and "Boy George" like moves. Dr. Renner appreciates such diversity and supports lifestyles of all types of car enthusisasts everywhere. There is no slowing down this tide--and it's rising.

God Bless you, and God Bless America.

Darren, Spokesperson (with stock options in the now gone public Renner name) to Dr. Doug DFRESH Renner.

[Steve1968LS2]

This is one of the funniest threads I've ever read on this site. I have never met Doug Renner, but I am so insprired by his story that I bought one of his Fan Club T-shirts!! :hail:



You do not need to actually meet Mr. Renner to bask in the glow of his Dougness...

[Steve1968LS2]

Doug emailed me a pic of his new car today. Told me not to show anyone prior to a big unveiling but I couldn't resist. Sorry Doug. Umm.. Nice... car.

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff245/flash68/38562034029_large.jpg

At least this one isn't too low.. I think Clark might approve...

[Flash68]

Thanks Doc Renner. I'll take over from here...

With the new line of t-shirts, and soon to be other Team Renner shwag, releasing soon, we are expecting a massive backlog of orders due to this insane demand. And as the West Coast Distributor based out of the Castro district in San Francisco, I am looking for qualified, motivated individuals to help me handle this business and get ready for our anticipated IPO in the spring. Yes, this will be that big.

All backgrounds and skill sets will be considered, as this isn't rocket science here people. And it surely isn't as difficult as getting the gaps consistent in your old muscle car.

Please forward all resumes to my personal assistant's attention:

Toddski (Vegas69)
[email protected]


Thanks for this amazing opportunity Doc Renner. I am truly blessed.

[DFRESH]

Please forward all resumes to my personal assistant's attention:

Toddski (Vegas69)
[email protected]

Toddski-----

LOL Man

[fleetus macmullitz]

Darren, Spokesperson (with stock options in the now gone public Renner name) to Dr. Doug DFRESH Renner.



Please forward all resumes to my personal assistant's attention:

Toddski (Vegas69)
[email protected]



You two with your personal assistants. :mad:

For what? To clean up your messy living quarters and take care of a fowl with undetermined gender?!

[Vegas69]

Guys, Mr. Renner authorized an updated email address for the t-shirts. thecoolestandfastestblack1969camaroontheplanet@big dogtodd net This guy is good! It's almost like he knows me on a personal level. :willy:

Newsflash: Mr. Renner has decided to store his donk with 28's at my place during SEMA! Yipeeeeeee

[tones2SS]

This thread is EPIC!!!:lol: :cheers: :cheers:

[fleetus macmullitz]

The collateral damage of us feeding the media monster that is Douglas 'Doc' Renner is as of yet undetermined, i.e. the effect of all this on Renner's family, friends, co-workers and suppliers.

[NOT A TA]

Will a nationwide promotional tour become a reality so the common folk can meet the superstar in person? I'm reminded of this

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff292/NOTATA/ppchin.jpg

[fleetus macmullitz]

Dr. Renner, of Renner International Productions (aka RIP) worked closely recently with the Russian government in reducing gang tensions. Side note- we learned their initial interest in speaking with Dr. Renner was because they were very intrigued by why such an educated man would run such large wheels.

While there (and with very little prodding) he played and also danced for the Prime Minister. The Russian military, known for being quick studies, honored Dr. Renner by duplicating his performance later that night.

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[Flash68]

One of our early t-shirt designs set to release next month. Sharp, huh? :unibrow:

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff245/flash68/doug_funnie_design.gif

[tones2SS]

While there (and with very little prodding) he played and also danced for the Prime Minister. The Russian military, known for being quick studies, honored Dr. Renner by duplicating his performance later that night.

HA HA!!! :rofl: :cheers:


One of our early t-shirt designs set to release next month. Sharp, huh? :unibrow:

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff245/flash68/doug_funnie_design.gif

Looks good, just missing the pink hat!:_paranoid

[DFRESH]

One of our early t-shirt designs set to release next month. Sharp, huh? :unibrow:

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff245/flash68/doug_funnie_design.gif

OMG---LO FREAKING L DAVE-----Best yet----:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[DFRESH]

[QUOTE]thecoolestandfastestblack1969camaroontheplanet@big dogtodd net[QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[pokey64]

There is a new symbol of hope in the night!

http://i923.photobucket.com/albums/ad79/edspokey64/batman-bat-signal-cel1253583347.jpg

Could this masked crusader be our very own Dr. Doug Renner??? Think about it! Media mogul, playboy, killer car, and his new found wealth can buy all kinds of gadgets! :willy:

[DFRESH]

There is a new symbol of hope in the night!

http://i923.photobucket.com/albums/ad79/edspokey64/batman-bat-signal-cel1253583347.jpg

Could this masked crusader be our very own Dr. Doug Renner??? Think about it! Media mogul, playboy, killer car, and his new found wealth can buy all kinds of gadgets! :willy:

Winner----for sure so far---Winner:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[fleetus macmullitz]

I think Flash and Pokey should get a free pm from someone in the Renner Group.

That would be an over the top gesture for sure. :thumbsup:

[V8TV]

the editor of Camaro Performers if I can ever remember the editor's name, wasn't it Brad Penny, or something like that?...Please mister Brad Penny, if you're reading this, please feature a car with some class like a third gen with 16'' wheels.

I'm still laughing at the 2nd post!

[fleetus macmullitz]

Kinda quiet here...too quiet.

Darren?

Mr. Marbles? :_paranoid

[Matt@BOS]

I think Dr. Renner has been out of the country on business as of late. It wouldn't surprise me. As for Darren, I think he has been busy taking care of one of Dr. Renner's children that contracted a cold.

here is some info I gleaned by searching google:


ASSOCIATED PRESS - Lake Forest, CA. Sept. 2nd 2010 [abstract]

Dr. Renner, the man, the myth and the legend behind the nation's latest automotive trend of placing big wheels on low slung cars was recently confirmed by an inside source to be hard at work exporting his patented trend to Saudi Arabia, in an attempt to displace the country's current trend of completely chromed vehicles. Sources cite that Dr. Renner has been in negotiations to sell his patent style for a number of days now, and may have been confronted with unexpected difficulties closing the deal as the Saudi's are reticent to adopt black cars with large diameter black wheels in such a fiercely hot climate. It is alleged that the Saudis are fearful that black cars will absorb too much heat causing critical vehicle components such as shock absorbers to explode.


Matt

[tones2SS]

I think Dr. Renner has been out of the country on business as of late. It wouldn't surprise me. As for Darren, I think he has been busy taking care of one of Dr. Renner's children that contracted a cold.

here is some info I gleaned by searching google:



Matt

HA HA!! That was awesome Matt!:thumbsup: :cheers: :cheers:

[Boxer]

Doug, I'm sure you can sell your 22s and get some 24s under there. :lateral: :D

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff245/flash68/2010-chevy-camaro-ghetto-side-2.jpg

I just threw up a little

[DFRESH]

Begin Transmission from Military Installment center{}[[]] One Alpha Bravo Echo Tango Vegas Weld Compos----go secure

Heavy testing by military cleared to begin on project "Big Wheels"---stop

New Level 10 access granted to Doug Renner to begin paramilitant efforts on Afgan soil under disguise as an attache' to Laterel G---stop

Bin Ladin known as a lover of "Dub Look". C4 load on 20 inch rear Rushforth wheels enough to make Ladin's day a bad one---stop

Dr Renner willing to sacrafice all to get it done---currently training on Saudi soil for this justice act---stop

IronWorks employee standing by as back up---stop

Will need a bigger car with better gaps if backup is used---stop

End transmission---line out

[GregWeld]

Renner: Special clearance request

Building car per your request - stop.

Using C4 skim coat - stop.

Door and trunk gaps done Boyd Coddington style... skim over gap with C4... cut gap with razor knife - Stop.

Over and passed out.

[DFRESH]

Renner: Special clearance request

Building car per your request - stop.

Using C4 skim coat - stop.

Door and trunk gaps done Boyd Coddington style... skim over gap with C4... cut gap with razor knife - Stop.

Over and passed out.

Begin transmission---go secure---
:rofl:
End transmission---

[fleetus macmullitz]

Begin Transmission from Military Installment center{}[[]] One Alpha Bravo Echo Tango Vegas Weld Compos----go secure

Heavy testing by military cleared to begin on project "Big Wheels"---stop

New Level 10 access granted to Doug Renner to begin paramilitant efforts on Afgan soil under disguise as an attache' to Laterel G---stop

Bin Ladin known as a lover of "Dub Look". C4 load on 20 inch rear Rushforth wheels enough to make Ladin's day a bad one---stop

Dr Renner willing to sacrafice all to get it done---currently training on Saudi soil for this justice act---stop

IronWorks employee standing by as back up---stop

Will need a bigger car with better gaps if backup is used---stop

End transmission---line out

As you spend more and more time living vicariously through yourself, here's an appropriate visual aid for when you take that quick trip to Dougie's land of make believe.

AKI_q6MsTxM

[Vegas69]

Who started this thread anyway...

[skatinjay27]

Who started this thread anyway...

Im pretty sure it was this guy;)
http://toddakes.remax.com/

[GregWeld]

It's the damnedest things you see, when you don't have your gun!

[Vegas69]

Im pretty sure it was this guy;)
http://toddakes.remax.com/

Pretty good looking, I aint gay but a pretty good specimen... Really crummy listings right now though. :rofl:

[nvr2fst]

Been away for awhile and finally came across this thread. Took me awhile to read it but I will say its the funniest thing Ive read all year Doug. Way to get things started Todd.

[GregWeld]

Pretty good looking, I aint gay but a pretty good specimen... Really crummy listings right now though. :rofl:



I don't know.... you still have that PINK gate?

[Flash68]

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff245/flash68/doug-23808.jpg

[Ron Fox]

Any votes for:

Dr. Renner For President!

[fleetus macmullitz]

Any votes for:

Dr. Renner For President!

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[tones2SS]

Im pretty sure it was this guy;)
http://toddakes.remax.com/

Troublemaker!!!!:unibrow: :cheers:
This thread is EPIC!:rofl:

[DriverzInc]

I wonder if simply adding his name to my signature block will boost sales?

[fleetus macmullitz]

I wonder if simply adding his name to my signature block will boost sales?

...and your legal fees! ;)

[GregWeld]

I don't believe he is U.S. born.... nor does he meet the minimum age... and a credit check might turn up some damning "issues" (from some major wheel purchases 'back in the day'). Could be a problem... just sayin'

Palin would back him and be a possible running mate. Or a Moose from her state would also be an equivalent "mate".

[DFRESH]

News Update from the Foreign Press:::

The rumors are indeed true. After gaining a war record, the now infamous Dr. Renner will be running for President. The distinguised Mr. Renner was spotted having lunch near the French Riveria with some heavy set bean counters and IronWorks executives. A very tall and robust man, believed to be the owner of IronWorks, seemed to be holding court while at the table discussing an unknown product which claims to cure misaligned body panels on automobiles and is rumored to be a "Billion dollar idea". This tall man was then seen sipping champaigne coolies and snacking on bree. One of Mr. Renner's body guards, Mr. Weld, was forced to use a taser weapon on the IW executive more than once when he tried to touch Mr. Renner. The taser seemed to have no affect on the robust gentleman. More will be brought as news breaks.

From the French Riveria, this is IP Freely reporting.

[89 RS]

Who started this thread anyway...

Who knows how these things get started, not that you would know Todd. :_paranoid

Judging by the response to this thread though, this Doug guy must be pretty popular...:lol:

[Vegas69]

Douglas is an accountant extreme, he calls 15 people to buy a ball joint. He's got at least 1200 Bro's in his I Phone.:unibrow:

[fleetus macmullitz]

How well does this gap spray, that many speak well of, work on a sketchy employment history?

[BlackenedRR]

Would this be Mr. Renner leaving Cars & Coffee?

http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq110/BlackenedRR/MrDougRenner.jpg

[GregWeld]

Hard to say if that is the reclusive Renner... I've seen plenty of 69's on 24's so it could be anybody!

[BlackenedRR]

Well I figured it was him, seeing as he's trying to avoid having his pic taken, and the gap around the door is Grand Canyon-huge at the fender, but barely existent at the quarter panel...:D

[GregWeld]

Jeff! They make a spray for that!

..... thumbing thru a stack of catalogs.....

.... pause....

..... AH! Here it is! It's distributed exclusively thru Ironworks! It's called Doctor Renners Miracle Gap Improver. The directions say "... a light spray on unsightly gaps will eliminate almost all comments. Should comments continue, use directly on the lips of person making comments".

[BlackenedRR]

:rofl:

[DFRESH]

Would this be Mr. Renner leaving Cars & Coffee?

http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq110/BlackenedRR/MrDougRenner.jpg


Sources close to the Renner camp can neither confirm nor deny that the car and the driver are related. The abscence of rear discs, the badly gapped body, the amazing physical power shown in the drivers seat and the out of place large by huge wheels all lead to the speculation that this indeed appears to be the one and only. Of course, knock offs are now a dime a dozen thanks to the popularity brought on by this Lat G thread, so we will never know for sure.

Can't believe you didn't come and introduce yourself at Cars and Coffee---were you embaressed by the gaps like everyone else there? :lol:

A source.

[BlackenedRR]

Can't believe you didn't come and introduce yourself at Cars and Coffee---were you embaressed by the gaps like everyone else there? :lol:

A source.Actually, I wasn't there. I found this pic on svtperformance.com, further proving that Mr. Renner truly is anywhere and everywhere, even garnering attention from the Blue Oval crowd...

[fleetus macmullitz]

Would this be Mr. Renner leaving Cars & Coffee?

http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq110/BlackenedRR/MrDougRenner.jpg

To experienced Rennwatchers that unique sky is a clear sign of the Renner presence, despite what poser... uh... poster 'DFRESH' refuses to confirm.

[Vegas69]

I'm thinkin 26" is the sweet spot. :unibrow: Nice find though, I got a text from a Doug Renner this afternoon. I doubt it's the real deal but you never know. I'm guessing it's his assisstant wheel planner.

[tones2SS]

Hard to say if that is the reclusive Renner... I've seen plenty of 69's on 24's so it could be anybody!

HA HA!!! They all want that "Renner" look.:thumbsup:
Car does look good Doug.:cheers:

[fleetus macmullitz]

HA HA!!! They all want that "Renner" look.:thumbsup:
Car does look good Doug.:cheers:

Not that he needs anymore encouragement Tony, but you're right.

That car, whether he owns it or leases it back from Renner International Products I'm not sure, does look good.

Big wheel keep on turnin...

[ironworks]

Would this be Mr. Renner leaving Cars & Coffee?

http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq110/BlackenedRR/MrDougRenner.jpg

Doug are you out of our proto type Race brake spray, or have you not been applying it as suggested. You rear brakes are beginning to show signs of drum brakes. You need give a more liberal application for the drum brakes to appear to be big rotor 6 piston units. As you have seen our quality line of Game Improvement sprays are helping your social status in the car world. But lack of Maintenance or reapplication will slowly ruin your game and the brand loyalty and following of my "Game Improvement" spray product line. Someone needs to reapply the gap and brake spray to your car before the next outing.

I also noticed that you are lacking in using the Bicep Enhancement spray, Your arms are shall we say lacking or you have not be dealing with the Bicep Enhancement overspray, Because your neck is looking swollen.

Have your people call mine. CHOP... CHOP

[BonzoHansen]

This thread is funnier than a one legged stripper.

http://www.eastcoastrapmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hip-hop8.jpg

:cheers:

[DFRESH]

Doug are you out of our proto type Race brake spray, or have you not been applying it as suggested. You rear brakes are beginning to show signs of drum brakes. You need give a more liberal application for the drum brakes to appear to be big rotor 6 piston units. As you have seen our quality line of Game Improvement sprays are helping your social status in the car world. But lack of Maintenance or reapplication will slowly ruin your game and the brand loyalty and following of my "Game Improvement" spray product line. Someone needs to reapply the gap and brake spray to your car before the next outing.

I also noticed that you are lacking in using the Bicep Enhancement spray, Your arms are shall we say lacking or you have not be dealing with the Bicep Enhancement overspray, Because your neck is looking swollen.

Have your people call mine. CHOP... CHOP

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Overspray on my neck---:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[GregWeld]

Let's hope gravity takes over on the Bicep Improver overspray and some "falls" just a bit lower...

This spray is best used immediately after stepping out of the shower. For prolonged (pun) reaction -- do not call your Doctor! Call everyone you know...

[Vegas69]

Oh thee great Renner, are you to good for us now?

[tones2SS]

HA HA!:_paranoid :cheers:

[Matt@BOS]

Oh thee great Renner, are you to good for us now?

What, did you not get the memo? everyone has been hanging out over at http://d-fresh.net/forums

There is a whole section dedicated to the discussion of panel gap spray, and a tech forum solely for peg leg axles.

Matt

[DFRESH]

Sorry guys, I'm on one of those promotional tours again. It's brutal--all those women throwing themselves at me, free parts, offers to be a moderator on all the cool sites-----now I know how Rupp feels and I can never turn back.

Doug