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Ummgawa
12-20-2005, 09:01 AM
A young man gets caught in his room

1.Spanking the Monkey
2.Floggin' the Bishop
3.Whackin' the Willie
4.Test firing the Missile
5.Doin' the White mans Overbite
6.Turning Japanese
7.Testing his Wedding Tackle
8. your favorite...

by his Mom. She is so surprised by this all she can say is " If you do that too much, you'll go blind!!"

The boy, frightened, asks his Mom, "Can I do it until I need reading Glasses?"

Ummgawa
12-20-2005, 09:15 AM
Stu, that's for you Homey!!

camcojb
12-20-2005, 09:33 AM
:lol:


Jody

Stuart Adams
12-20-2005, 09:58 AM
Too funny..

Jim, you da man.

SEMA is tommorrow right.

Speedster
12-20-2005, 10:16 AM
Funny, very funny. :lol:

So I have to ask - do contacts count ??

-Bruce

Ummgawa
12-20-2005, 10:18 AM
Stuart, question requiring your expertise. :D

Stuart Adams
12-20-2005, 10:32 AM
I see alot of females that have poor vision too, what does that mean, LOL........... :unibrow: :unibrow:

Ummgawa
12-20-2005, 10:41 AM
That you have the greatest job in the Universe!!! :bow: