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Derek69SS
12-13-2005, 03:56 PM
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when the came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconcious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, " I was heavily armed and moving north along the road, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditchtes along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left-wing liberal drunk.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!" He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us. :lol: :rofl: