Worlds shortest true and happy story

[Vegas69]

World's Shortest True and Happy Story

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'



And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end
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[70rs]

World's Shortest True and Happy Story

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'



And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end
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[Mr.VENGEANCE]

man why did she have to say, YES... ahahahhaha!













































































thats what some of you asswhipes are thinking..

[slenning]

Kind of brings a tear to your eye don't it :lol:

[Vegas69]

I told Kelli the joke and she said "that sounds just like you" :rofl:

[tones2SS]

World's Shortest True and Happy Story

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'



And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end
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AMEN BROTHER!!!! AMEN!!!!:thumbsup: :rofl:

[ProTouring442]

Bah! Those who knock marriage just aren't doing it right.

Cute fairytale though! :yes:

Shiny Side Up!
Bill

[Patrick]

I laughed out loud at that one.

[70rs]

I told Kelli the joke and she said "that sounds just like you" :rofl:

My wife just gave me a really dirty look after she read it. I was laughing my ass off the whole time. I guess we have a difference of opinion on what is funny.:D

[Vegas69]

Bah! Those who knock marriage just aren't doing it right.

Cute fairytale though! :yes:

Shiny Side Up!
Bill

It's alright Bill, nobody really has all that anyway. :rofl: :rofl:

[Richio1]

Great, story...and TRUE!

[732ndgen]

true very true.turning 37 in feb never have ben maried,same girl for 12 years.just ont do it I have seen some of the best men go down in flames over geting maried and divorced.:_paranoid

[monza]

true very true.turning 37 in feb never have ben maried,same girl for 12 years.just ont do it I have seen some of the best men go down in flames over geting maried and divorced.:_paranoid

you keep hanging on to that dream....:unibrow:

[T_Raven]

well......that settles it. I'm never getting married lol.

[mdprovee]

LOVED it, even my wife liked it.

[DFRESH]

you keep hanging on to that dream....:unibrow:


LOL---good one Dave

[ProTouring442]

true very true.turning 37 in feb never have ben maried,same girl for 12 years.just ont do it I have seen some of the best men go down in flames over geting maried and divorced.:_paranoid

I hate to be the barer of bad news, but if she's been living with you, you may want to check the local laws. You may find that the State doesn't care what you might think on whether or not you are "married," as when it comes to "divorce," they think you are! :eek:

Shiny Side Up!
Bill

[70rs]

I hate to be the barer of bad news, but if she's been living with you, you may want to check the local laws. You may find that the State doesn't care what you might think on whether or not you are "married," as when it comes to "divorce," they think you are! :eek:

Shiny Side Up!
Bill

Very good point Bill. He might be "married" and not even realize it. :faint:

[732ndgen]

to the curb she goes,:woot: actually checked on that one really close before thank god for wisconsin.besidse it -20 with the wind chill right now.

[tones2SS]

well......that settles it. I'm never getting married lol.

You and me brother!! You and me!!:thumbsup: :cheers: :cheers:

[T_Raven]

You and me brother!! You and me!!:thumbsup: :cheers: :cheers:

Yep, I'm gonna build me a shop with a little apartment in it. Keep all of my ten cars and have plenty of money for the equipment and parts I want.......and fart whenever I feel like it lol.













I'm lonely :(

[Vegas69]

This thread wasn't started in the attempt to be a soap opera. Please keep your feelings to yourself. :D Married or single is great as long as your happy. End of story.