Ricochet
05-18-2009, 04:45 PM
Found this on Craig's List??? Funny stuff!!
For Sale-One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model
Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.
Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.
Needs re-wiring-Many wires are currently crossed.
Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much
paint in a failed effort at camouflaging them.
Needs re-upholstering-Carpet has turned a dingy gray.
Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.
May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,
Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..
Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.
For Sale-One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model
Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.
Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.
Needs re-wiring-Many wires are currently crossed.
Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much
paint in a failed effort at camouflaging them.
Needs re-upholstering-Carpet has turned a dingy gray.
Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.
May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,
Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..
Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.