View Full Version : Pissed off a guy in a Porsche this morning...
Streetking
04-17-2008, 10:27 AM
So I'm driving to work this morning in my M5, minding my own business and I see a GQ looking guy in a Porsche Turbo Cab behind me at the intesection..top down wind deflector up, so his hair won't get messed up. Anyway, I waited until traffic cleared and started off, he got right on my butt so I hit it and pulled about 2 cars on him up to about 80 then we had to slow for traffic and the light.. He looks over at me and starts saying something so I roll the window down and he says" the thing is pretty fast, but we need to go out in the open road to see who is really faster"..I said, "it's definatley faster than your Volkswagon convertable" and rolled my window up..man he was pissed!:lol: I think the guy lives in my neighborhood, I'm sure I will see again and I will screw with him some more..
SW
Payton King
04-17-2008, 10:30 AM
Tell him the M5 is in the shop, but you will run him in the Supra...and spot him 10 cars just to be nice.
LOL, awesome comeback. :lol:
Rybar
04-17-2008, 11:26 AM
Good one SW. :D I may have to take a page from your book one day. :lol:
wiedemab
04-17-2008, 11:35 AM
That's awesome!
Nine Ball
04-17-2008, 11:41 AM
Damn SW, I didn't know you had a mean side. :lol:
Is the M5 stock, or is that a dumb question?
awr68
04-17-2008, 12:04 PM
Awesome!! :cheers:
That was YOU!! Way to be an A#$% man! I just wanted to have some fun in our cars!
I couldn't drink my late this morning you got me so mad!
;) :D :)
Tim
Stuart Adams
04-17-2008, 12:26 PM
You made that guy go home and re spray his hair!!
Get new wheels for it yet, if so get z camera out.
notorious1970
04-17-2008, 01:06 PM
but you will run him in the Supra...and spot him 10 cars just to be nice.
More info about the supra. My brother has a '94 Red targa 6speed with 15k miles on it and in perfect condition. I'm always interested to see these cars..they are awesome.
I hear the m5's are wicked.
-derek
CraigMorrison
04-17-2008, 01:28 PM
"it's definatley faster than your Volkswagon convertable"
SW
For some reason that seems to get the Porsche guys pretty riled up.
Spiffav8
04-17-2008, 03:04 PM
Well done! :hail:
Streetking
04-17-2008, 03:39 PM
I'm normally low key, but you just had to be there..I'm not trying to stereotype but, you guys have seen it, a "too kool" guy in a convertable Porsche..real arrogant. I love messin with guys like that..
Stuart, Tony, my M5 has about 900 miles on it now. I have lowered it, section 1&2 midpipes, Eisehman exhaust, RPI cold air scoops and BMC filters.Tomorrow I'm putting on the undrive pulley and belt. It's going in for the 1200 mile service on monday then I will pull the ECU and send it off to get flashed by ESS tuning. Although it's not as fast as the ZO6 or Supra, it's pretty fast for it's size and pulls strong up to 8250. I hit the speed limiter in 5th the other night and had 2 more gears to go! Part of the ECU flash is to remove the limiter. I had some 20" HRE's on it but I have some blk 21" HREs that will be here in about 10 days. Here is a picture with the 20" HREs and Hamann front splitter..
SW
http://www.fototime.com/0444C474C52C1C4/orig.jpg
Project_Gotham
04-17-2008, 05:39 PM
S Dub ,you are crazy bro. Nice Beamer
Marcus
mazspeed
04-17-2008, 07:33 PM
I like BMW's myself. Some people just don't know how good of a car they really are.
Spiffav8
04-18-2008, 12:10 AM
I'm normally low key, but you just had to be there..I'm not trying to stereotype but, you guys have seen it, a "too kool" guy in a convertable Porsche..real arrogant. I love messin with guys like that..
Stuart, Tony, my M5 has about 900 miles on it now. I have lowered it, section 1&2 midpipes, Eisehman exhaust, RPI cold air scoops and BMC filters.Tomorrow I'm putting on the undrive pulley and belt. It's going in for the 1200 mile service on monday then I will pull the ECU and send it off to get flashed by ESS tuning. Although it's not as fast as the ZO6 or Supra, it's pretty fast for it's size and pulls strong up to 8250. I hit the speed limiter in 5th the other night and had 2 more gears to go! Part of the ECU flash is to remove the limiter. I had some 20" HRE's on it but I have some blk 21" HREs that will be here in about 10 days. Here is a picture with the 20" HREs and Hamann front splitter..
SW
http://www.fototime.com/0444C474C52C1C4/orig.jpg
DANG!
Next time I come to Texas can I barrow it. :D
ohcbird
04-18-2008, 12:12 AM
SW- I'd like to say that it seems you have an outstanding eye for getting the right 'look'... and the pictures are always spot-on. You should seriously consider calling those jokers at Unique Autosports & show 'em how it's done.
Well, having a pimp-ass house & driveway helps! :bow:
Speedster
04-18-2008, 05:45 AM
The classic stereotype - perfect hair, flashy smile, Miami Vice clothes, probably has a fake plastic cell phone...and that VW convertible.
You gotta love playing with those types, that's one of the great things of being car guys (and girls).
SW - You have to smoke his P Turbo with your "family sedan" Nice mods. The car looks sweet with those rims.
redfire69
04-18-2008, 05:58 AM
I expected it to be black.... awesome addition to the paddock. :unibrow:
Nine Ball
04-18-2008, 06:56 AM
Great looking cars. White ones happen to be my favorite in that body too. Throw a bottle in the trunk :lol:
Ummgawa
04-18-2008, 07:18 AM
Yep, he's sittin' down to pee now.
comp-spec
04-18-2008, 07:19 AM
Nice Streetking.... I guess that's how you got your name
One sat morning I'm on my way up to the dragway in my 4gen Trans Am blown with nitrous to test and tune.
Minding my own buisness and here comes a porsche turbo with a guy and girlfreind on a dealer plate. They start to mess with me..... I laugh it off, but they kept it up ......
Well after a couple side by side pulls he pulled off the highway and I laugh all the way to the dragway. That was better then the day at the track To see that guys face getting walked buy a TA
RECOVERY ROOM
04-18-2008, 11:09 AM
Yep, he's sittin' down to pee now.
Now thats funny!!!!:lol:
Mick Mc
04-19-2008, 10:58 AM
That was me in the VW cab...
Don't make me put down my scotch and shift a gear.
Mick
COYBILT
04-20-2008, 01:25 AM
don't make me bring out the jag on you. LOL
great story keep them coming
RussMS
04-21-2008, 02:47 PM
:thumbsup: I love that comeback. Let us know how bad you smoke him if/when you do race.
tones2SS
04-22-2008, 05:21 AM
Good for you streetking!!!! LOL!! That is funny.
NICE M5 btw!!! VERY NICE!!!:thumbsup: :hail: :cheers:
andrewmp6
04-24-2008, 02:08 PM
Beating a porsche is fun most don't think a 68 mustang can be fast.Best ones i found are the kids with the evo and sti they have big egos.I do get some odd looks racing one from a red light with the front end in the air.
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